BEASTMODE. . File z ( 196 KB, 479x330, BEASTMEN) E. png) 2 be 17 2 meet cute girl at friend' s party 2 she' s all war me for spme reason 2 spme ofthe stuff she
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BEASTMODE

File z ( 196 KB, 479x330, BEASTMEN) E. png)
2 be 17
2 meet cute girl at friend' s party
2 she' s all war me for spme reason
2 spme ofthe stuff she says seems sketchy, like looking for a soulmate and ****
2 whatever, she has great tits and drunk as balls
2 **** yeah she starts making out with me
2 we look for spme privacy
2 yeah seems fine
2 gives me a
2 takes off her panties and says she wants it
2 we start to ****
2 pretty tight, not a virgin but watery **** is cash
2 start slamming her
2 she wraps her legs around me and begs me to cum inside
2 not sure iswant
2 she says she' s the pill
2 ******** . jpg
2 splort inside, feels good man
2 after I pull out she starts back into her pussy
2 seems hot but I' m like wat
2 she tells me she was lying about being the pill
2 wants to get pregnant SC) I' ll stay with
2 I flip the **** out
2 Enter BEASTMAN) E
2 Hit her in the stomach with a lightning screw uppercut
2 It crits her uterus SC) hard it bursts
2 She starts throwing up bleed
2 I autoshare into a sick 45 hit combo
2 She smashes through the wall and onto spme people at the party
2 Channel my into HS Final Crusher Blast
2 Obliterates the house
2 No sunrise's
2 1200 , Style Skill Damage
2 **** given rating C). / o
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Submitted: 02/23/2012
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#8 - monkeybrains ONLINE (02/24/2012) [-]
I lost it at "I autochain into a sick 45 hit combo"
#162 to #8 - deusbastet (02/24/2012) [-]
First time i laughed so hard about a 4chan post. Lost it at the 45 hit combo aswell :D
+3
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#10 to #8 - lordinfamous (02/24/2012) [-]
Same here.
Same here.
#133 - Spectricity (02/24/2012) [-]
I braced for Walk the Dinosaur
I braced for Spaghetti in pockets
I braced for Loch Ness Monster
I braced for Rick Astley.

This was unexpected, yet refreshing.
#49 - augustusxxiv (02/24/2012) [-]
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#22 - demented (02/24/2012) [-]
Relevant
#100 to #22 - thatwasexotic (02/24/2012) [-]
**thatwasexotic rolled a random image posted in comment #585 at Complete ** yahatsugiri!
#138 - brolewski (02/24/2012) [-]
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#130 - zhooker (02/24/2012) [-]
Worth the read.
User avatar #143 to #130 - technotronics (02/24/2012) [-]
oh... oh god damn it XD
#145 to #130 - pitythefool (02/24/2012) [-]
******* worth the read!
Damn I was eating :(
#140 to #130 - aiwendel (02/24/2012) [-]
Oh my god haha. Lol'd for 4 mins straight. Thank you good sir for the good laughs!
Oh my god haha. Lol'd for 4 mins straight. Thank you good sir for the good laughs!
#81 to #63 - GeneralLeeInsane ONLINE (02/24/2012) [-]
Oh lawds, this is the first time I've seen this picture, and I can not stop laughing.

Many thanks.
#15 - Bigmk (02/24/2012) [-]
#21 to #15 - anon (02/24/2012) [-]
according to all these but on meth it is pictures, doing meth is frckin funny
#139 - trollgasm (02/24/2012) [-]
splort inside
#136 - MastodonFan (02/24/2012) [-]
Stay classy 4chan
#46 - gutollyr (02/24/2012) [-]
holy 			****		 this is the funniest thing i've seen on fj in ages
holy **** this is the funniest thing i've seen on fj in ages
+1
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#44 - lellone (02/24/2012) [-]
something like this
#25 - eiramart ONLINE (02/24/2012) [-]
****		 yeah
**** yeah
#4 - riseagainstt (02/24/2012) [-]
Oh lord, I lost it at "Enter BEASTMODE"
+13
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#116 to #114 - trollinguy (02/24/2012) [-]
damn...
#93 - TheOneKing (02/24/2012) [-]
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#85 - anoobis x (02/24/2012) [-]
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