Artichoke. . File: 1382572697281.' -( 289 KB, 2592x1728, 1381849436041. jpg) I Anonymous 10/ 23/ 13( Wed) 19: 58 No. 9081793 Replies: llive in apartment below a Artichoke File: 1382572697281 ' -( 289 KB 2592x1728 1381849436041 jpg) I Anonymous 10/ 23/ 13( Wed) 19: 58 No 9081793 Replies: llive in apartment below a
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I Anonymous 10/ 23/ 13( Wed) 19: 58 No. 9081793 Replies:
llive in apartment
below are assbags
banging on shit and just letting their dogs bark all day in between their loud ass fights
tthey also fucking mks up at least 5 times a day
wwho knows how much money they run through weekly. Anyway
bbe today
yhave to study, but they' re being extra loud with their fights
aalso the dank smoke is wrecking my allergies
avi
ggo to the store, get of artichokes
ggo to costume store, get gorilla costume
ahead to my buddies house who has a massive civil war replica cannon
ccome back, unload it and roll it up to their door
tthey' re fighting so loud they can' t here shit
ddon gorilla suit and load up the cannon with small amount of powder and about 6 artichokes
alight fuse, ring bell
boyfriend opens the door, beer in hand
the fuck do you -"
short when he sees my cannon
NO TOKAY SMOKEY OR YOU GET !"
scannin fires
yhe gets his shit knocked back
preload as his m comes out
afire again, she runs and hides in her bathroom
iscream after her "YOU TOKAY SMOKEY YOU GET !"
a fuckton of smoke bombs in their apartment
arun off into the woods
ccome back an hour later, in street clothes and ditched gorilla suit
scops are there, they don' t give me a second look
awalk up to my place
bbe now
So what did you do today, /o/?
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