A story found on /b/. Too lazy to edit into screenies.
> be 19
> go to ******
school, work nights as dishwasher
> friends are moving away, no girls in my life, kissless virgin.
> spend spare time reading books and ****
in library also play some instruments but think im really ****
> reading book about why god doesn't exist or whatever
> look up, see weird looking guy walking in
> library usually empty so i get curious.
> finish reading
> walk up to him, start conversation
> his name is Joe, same age, is from out of town
> can tell he needs a friend whynot.jpg
> show him around town turns out he's pretty cool.
> can tell he's an emotional guy
> be 10 months later
> me and Joe are best buddys
> Joe thought me how to get girls. feel alpha.
> he got a gf
> we all live together eat together ****
> can tell his girlfriend is very unusual
> so is Joe so i don't think much of it at first
> 20th birthday
> big party at our place atleast 80 people
> we all get *********
> 10/10 girl sitting on my lap, feel good about life
> his gf leaves early
> Joe doesn't know why
> pass out
> next morning
> wake up
> see a bunch of people i don't know passed out on the floor
> Joe enters room
> WITH A *******
GUN IN HIS HAND
> Hey Joe, where you goin with that gun in your hand?
> Hey Joe, I said where you goin with that gun in your hand, oh
> I'm goin down to shoot my old lady
> You know i caught her messin round with another man
> I gotta go now
> Hey, Joe
> You better run on down
> Hey, hey Joe..