Anon watches Seinfeld finale. . 33 C) Anonymous (ID: 'tales" )( Tue) 06: 53: 32 Replies 3927 2 3 tabe 1996 tohave gt freshman wants to be a virgin until marriag Anon watches Seinfeld finale 33 C) Anonymous (ID: 'tales" )( Tue) 06: 53: 32 Replies 3927 2 3 tabe 1996 tohave gt freshman wants to be a virgin until marriag
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Anon watches Seinfeld finale

33 C) Anonymous (ID: 'tales" )( Tue) 06: 53: 32 Replies
3927 2 3
tabe 1996
tohave gt freshman
wants to be a virgin until marriage
logic to convince her anal until marriage
parents require that her bedroom door is always open
a nightly routine
towatch back to back simpsons S. seinfeld reruns while we spoon under covers
tsi **** her in the butt nearly every school night while W is up for 2 years
rerun finishing up. trying to cum before seinfeld finale starts
comes in. "Oh tonight' s the finale!"
sshe sits down on the bed and starts chatting with us
responding to him when i start to cum in his daughters ass
pedoing my best to contain my facial expressions
sshe puts his hand on my ' s calf over the covers and does a little
starts. i' m still buried in her ass and my dick we going soft
is totally frozen just watching seinfeld intensely
s hand is still resting on her leg outside covers
asabout 15 min in I can tell this we going to be a 30 min episode
min in. my dick is now rock hard again
slightest movements on the bed are causing me to get closer to cumming again
starts cracking up. his weight is shifting the bed up and down
secant stand this anymore. cum again in her ass
breaks. starts crying
her dad thought she was crying because seinfeld got sent to jail at the end
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#3 - sanguinesolitude
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(07/31/2013) [-]
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10/10 one of the best greentexts i've read, and no troll finish too. awesome.
#50 to #3 - kahandran
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(08/01/2013) [-]
Ah, but did you read the first letter of ever sentence? I THOUGHT NOT!
it's bhsu hdwi bshhidh sgd a4t hcgm
#52 to #50 - anon
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(08/01/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#65 to #52 - Dairycow
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(08/01/2013) [-]
i dont get how this is supposed to be a troll tactic, is it supposed to make you mad,
#53 to #52 - kahandran
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(08/01/2013) [-]
hey **** you I was excited that someone responded
#55 to #53 - Kairyuka
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(08/01/2013) [-]
I'll respond with a hug to make up for that stupid anon :c
I'll respond with a hug to make up for that stupid anon :c
#56 to #55 - kahandran
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(08/01/2013) [-]
Sweet!
#174 to #56 - sanguinesolitude
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(08/01/2013) [-]
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my first number 1 comment T.T its beautiful
#13 - philfromaccounting
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(08/01/2013) [-]
Remember kids, the poop hole is not a loophole
#5 - imonaboatman
Reply +143
(08/01/2013) [-]
Oh man.... that was good.
#8 to #5 - shenanigansjuice
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(08/01/2013) [-]
I like this much more than the Tom Cruise ones
I like this much more than the Tom Cruise ones
#18 to #5 - daryldixon
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(08/01/2013) [-]
#19 to #5 - daryldixon
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(08/01/2013) [-]
#16 - EnemySpy ONLINE
Reply +125
(08/01/2013) [-]
Am I the only one here who feels bad for the 14-15 year old who got two cumloads in the butt while her dad was sitting right next to her?
Y'all are a little soulless. Jussaiyain.
#21 to #16 - ifightdragons
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(08/01/2013) [-]
really she could have got off his dick it would just look like a quick shift of the body so its really her fault i dont feel at all bad for her
#142 to #16 - anon
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(08/01/2013) [-]
she wasn't 14-15 if her father let some guy sleep with her
#143 to #142 - Bad Man
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(08/01/2013) [-]
He didn't know they were *******, dumbass. Otherwise, they wouldn't have had to keep the door open all that time.
#94 to #16 - nightlynutria
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(08/01/2013) [-]
Yeah, when I realized she was crying because she was having intercourse with his dad next to her I felt really sorry, still funny for anon tho.
Yeah, when I realized she was crying because she was having intercourse with his dad next to her I felt really sorry, still funny for anon tho.
#24 to #16 - xXneoXx
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(08/01/2013) [-]
I'd like to think he ment College Freshman.
#29 to #24 - EnemySpy ONLINE
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(08/01/2013) [-]
...Probably a smarter assumption. I'm gonna go with that, thank you, that put my mind at ease.
#30 to #29 - yorker
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(08/01/2013) [-]
Time to unease your mind: Why the **** would a college freshman be required to keep her door open?
#31 to #30 - EnemySpy ONLINE
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(08/01/2013) [-]
Goddamnit man.
#32 to #31 - yorker
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(08/01/2013) [-]
#38 to #31 - Dwarf
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(08/01/2013) [-]
Time to ease your mind: This is two years after she was a freshman.
#151 to #30 - admiralen
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(08/01/2013) [-]
cause she has tard christian parents who convinced her not to have sex before marriage?
#28 - slumberdonkey
Reply +81
(08/01/2013) [-]
hfw her dad made him cum
#157 to #28 - mikoli
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(08/01/2013) [-]
#54 to #28 - snakefire
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(08/01/2013) [-]
Armin?
#64 to #54 - neofirefly
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(08/01/2013) [-]
HIS HAIR IS BLONDE
#2 - cloakedone
Reply +80
(07/31/2013) [-]
Legit funny, would thumb but too many votes. Back in a little
#90 to #2 - srapture
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(08/01/2013) [-]
I get that a lot recently. Before I even finish the front page due to thumbing comments as well. 100 thumbs an hour is not enough.
#1 - animatedshadow
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(07/31/2013) [-]
only Seinfeld pic I have.

It seems oddly related.
#6 to #1 - Bforbacon
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(08/01/2013) [-]
#36 - curtt
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(08/01/2013) [-]
i want nothing more in life than for this story to be true
#9 - johnnygat
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(08/01/2013) [-]
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#12 - volleys
Reply +32
(08/01/2013) [-]
Hey I remember that episode!
#26 to #12 - erf
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(08/01/2013) [-]
got a daughter?