Anon is lives in the future
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years in the future
wwhere are time machines
Alternate timeline, Jesus never existed, neither
eventually died off except for some
select places in Israel.
Ame dude reads the Jewish prophesies and
decides to go back in time and fuck with
we uses the time machine and goes back to
around 5 BC
wrings his pregnant girlfriend
Hells everyone she' s a virgin
vwhen the baby IS born, he shoots a flare up into the sky
men think it' s a star, come to the bam where they landed
puts the baby in the pigs food because he doesnt know any better.
miter the baby turns about 20, he sends him back to his time.
future techniques to make himself look like his son
Hfucks with people' s minds until he gets arrested.
Acses cloning to create another of him, so he doesn' t the,
memes back and teleports into the cave.
Telleports into the room with the disciples.
he' s done, says he' s going to be with God, rust heads back to his own time
sees that the world sucks with Christianity, too much war and shit
Tories to go back and stop himself by killing the Jewish prophets.
t realize his time machine only has half power
goes to the 19203.
him mustache to fit in
dives in the after he can' t get back, and becomes a German artist
meta rejected from art school
Abets pissed, becomes a politician
the Nam party
Reemember his goal to kill the Jews
Tories to kill them all and take over the world, but gets trapped
whom to be captured in a warehouse, gives up
epolls out some teeth to throw them off the track
woes back to his own time on his fixed time machine,
what did i we read