Anon gets Busted. Source: 4chan. File: ' KB, 391x352, Kaos/ pg) I Anonymous ) haed) : 27: 08 smelting inline sentret buy serve stuff spark at Mcdonalds wet em w
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Anon gets Busted

File: ' KB, 391x352, Kaos/ pg)
I Anonymous ) haed) : 27: 08
smelting inline sentret buy serve stuff
spark at Mcdonalds
wet em w my ear
swab in the hm sun
smy sentret is late
sheep waiting
Heme dude walks up and asks fer change
serry, I dent have any maney"
sheep waiting
sear finally pulls up
give them the maney, they give me the goods
wet back in my ear and start drive away
aanother ear pulls up and blocks me in
sthe dude frem befire eames up my winder
tchews me his badge
she' s an underwaer varieties officer
s' Sir, lean I see what yeu just purchased?"
shew him
freons
Hts a bag taf figures
smy sentret was a idem and her 7 year eld sen
the first time I get pulled ever by a we is because I was buying deys
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Submitted: 09/12/2013
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#6 - matjes (09/12/2013) [-]
somewhat related ~
somewhat related ~
User avatar #17 to #6 - dedaluminus (09/13/2013) [-]
Short sides, 1 long handle instead of 2 small handles on opposite sides: conclusion-that is a pan, not a pot.
User avatar #29 to #6 - mlpokeyuan (09/13/2013) [-]
Funny how he has a smirk on his face because he's thinking he'll actually catch someone doing crook things. That disappointed/confused look at the end gets me every time i see this gif.
#33 to #6 - gotbannedicusvile (09/13/2013) [-]
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I love the look on the mall cops face when he thinks hes gunna bust a drug deal, then he sees its a pot and just...
#12 to #6 - anon (09/13/2013) [-]
put a a 2nd "secret" plate under the pot with a little space between
hide pot in the "secret"
sell pots with pots in them
watch x-zibit go grazy
#7 - jadarrell (09/12/2013) [-]
As a person with asthma, I always keep my inhaler in my purse. Well, a drug dog was brought into my school and it apparently picked up on my inhaler. They had to search my bags, even though I had already told them what it was. They confiscated it and it refused to give it back. Guess who had an asthma attack later that day?   
   
 Moral of the story: Cops can be douches
As a person with asthma, I always keep my inhaler in my purse. Well, a drug dog was brought into my school and it apparently picked up on my inhaler. They had to search my bags, even though I had already told them what it was. They confiscated it and it refused to give it back. Guess who had an asthma attack later that day?

Moral of the story: Cops can be douches
User avatar #16 to #7 - bitchitroll (09/13/2013) [-]
should have sued
#20 to #7 - shazzyplazzy (09/13/2013) [-]
Idk. Instead of an asthma attack, maybe the cops were breathtakingly handsome

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
#27 to #20 - byazura (09/13/2013) [-]
You just wanted to make that pun. What you said made no sense, but you wanted some reason to make it because you just thought of it.
#9 to #7 - hillbillypowpow (09/13/2013) [-]
You probably could have sued them.
User avatar #18 to #9 - wecanworkitout (09/13/2013) [-]
maybe it's not too late?
User avatar #32 to #18 - jadarrell (09/13/2013) [-]
ehhhh, it wasn't severe. Plus, it happened my freshman year of high school, so no need to sue now. Fortunately, one of my friends had one that I could use.
User avatar #26 to #18 - edwardyeap (09/13/2013) [-]
Yeah, he probably can work it out.
#15 - Soviet Savior (09/13/2013) [-]
>be me, work for organic fruit packer
>have to get dry, food-grade lubricant for machines
>Contact manufacturer, arrange meeting, empty back alley industrial lot
>get 50 Lbs of lubricant, its white silicone powder
>get pulled over driving back
>cop flips the **** when he finds the powder
> calls backup, 20 cops show up, cuff me and throw me in the back of the squad car
>MFW when i tell them its not cocaine.
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User avatar #25 to #15 - samsaysbai (09/13/2013) [-]
can you continue? like did they question you more or just let you go?
User avatar #30 to #15 - spankyy (09/13/2013) [-]
If you elaborate for samsaysbai can one of you please just mention my name in a comment. i'm interested as well.
#21 to #15 - akhar (09/13/2013) [-]
Here, buddy. Take the .GIF and my thumb, on the house.
Here, buddy. Take the .GIF and my thumb, on the house.
User avatar #14 - navey (09/13/2013) [-]
About two three months back me and 3 friends of mine were hanging out on my driveway around 11:00. Eventually a cop drove by, turned the corner and a minute later drove by again. A few minutes later another one showed up. Now there are two cops driving around the block, and in the apartment complex across the street, trying to be inconspicuous but looking suspicious as **** . They wait until it is exactly 12:00, (curfew in my city) pull up by my driveway, and begin barking at us for being out past curfew.



Moral of the story, some cops are dicks.
User avatar #19 - bitchitroll (09/13/2013) [-]
about 3 years ago i did a lot of off road bike riding. one day while out riding i went down a small hill and apparently crossed over onto railroad property and was close to the tracks. somebody called the cops because they were watching me(i saw nobody around when i got there so somebody made the effort to stay out of sight and watch me) and told dispatch that i went near the tracks and hadnt been seen for a while. cops showed up to look for a dead body. told me about the call then started asking where i keep my pot. i guess being a teen that enjoys doing things outside is such a strange concept that drugs had to be involved to make it happen
User avatar #2 - sepheroth (09/12/2013) [-]
Toys made out of drugs!
User avatar #31 - Crusader (09/13/2013) [-]
>Chilling a few friends one night
>Pull into a parking lot so we can make some calls and try to get some pot
>10 PM, where would be inconspicuous
>The bowling alley
>This is a Bowling AND a bar AND it's 10 PM, perfect time
>Park, make some calls, waiting to hear back
> See car pull in behind us
>Parking lot is empty
> IT'S THE FUZZ
> Cop asks us what we are doing
> We say trying to get ahold of our friend to hang out
> "Are any of you boys prostitutes, drug dealers are attempting to solicit either one of those groups"
>"No sir, I'm too nice to be a pimp, and their too ugly to be hoes
Cop walks away laughing and we get let off with a warning
#23 - robotvoice (09/13/2013) [-]

i was riding my bike to school in 8th grade superhero day.
It was a fun little spirit week event in which everyone would wear superhero related clothes.
I was wearing the same hat as in the picture.
i get to the road which leads to nowhere else but the middleschool.
in view of the whole school two policemen in a car pull up to me and ask for my name.
after i tell them they need me to stop and show them some form of I.D.
apparently some kid with the same first name as me ran away from home.
the cops seriously thought that
1.I was him,running away and
2.running away with a superman pimp hat too school.
they followed me to the school and made me late for class getting them an I.D.
#24 to #23 - anon (09/13/2013) [-]
jesus ******* christ your fat
User avatar #22 - Tiwtin (09/13/2013) [-]
I was out riding my bike with my friend once (when I was like 14) and I got stopped by a cop. He was like "I stopped you because we had reports of someone stealing shoes around here. Can I look at your shoes?" We were both wearing old ass shoes. He was like "Ok. Well, if I catch you riding without a helmet again, I'll give you a ticket"

Wat?
#10 - Jesusnipples (09/13/2013) [-]
I find it hilarious that cops can stop someone for doing 			****		 like this, or like jadarrell's comment, but I took a midnight walk a few weeks ago through a few neighborhoods wearing pure black and with a visible folding knife on my person (for self defense, I just wanted to go for a walk because I wasn't sleepy) and I passed two cops but they didn't stop me
I find it hilarious that cops can stop someone for doing **** like this, or like jadarrell's comment, but I took a midnight walk a few weeks ago through a few neighborhoods wearing pure black and with a visible folding knife on my person (for self defense, I just wanted to go for a walk because I wasn't sleepy) and I passed two cops but they didn't stop me
User avatar #11 to #10 - cockassunited (09/13/2013) [-]
You can rob or murder whoever you want, but if you try to buy something to put in your body of your own free will you've got another thing ******* coming.
#3 - turbanmasher (09/12/2013) [-]
'Murica
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