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Anon and His Asian Friend Named Dat

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Submitted: 01/28/2013
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#144 - anonymous (01/30/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don't associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don't like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don't like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won't be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.

Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!!
#142 - orangebudd (01/29/2013) [-]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WTF
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WTF
User avatar #140 - themastertroller (01/29/2013) [-]
saw Dat and Crayfish and immediately knew what was going to happen.

i still fell for it
#139 - anonymous (01/29/2013) [-]
Korean given names have two syllables. Vietnamese would have been more realistic.

3/10 - good effort
#136 - xxangelisxx (01/29/2013) [-]
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#130 - Zaitsev (01/29/2013) [-]
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#129 - arstya ONLINE (01/29/2013) [-]
How did he pass that thing? ._.
How did he pass that thing? ._.
#141 to #129 - dharkmoswen (01/29/2013) [-]
Painfully
Painfully
#125 - stopeatingshit (01/29/2013) [-]
BRAVO!!! 1,000,000,000,000 internets to you my good sir!!
BRAVO!!! 1,000,000,000,000 internets to you my good sir!!
User avatar #143 to #125 - fuckthepolice (01/29/2013) [-]
Typical mac user.

posted from a mac
User avatar #124 - doyouevenupload (01/29/2013) [-]
GUYS LISTEN, ASAINS ACTUALLY CAN'T DIGEST CRAYFISH SHELLS
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can't digest crayfish by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.

I know this may sound crazy, impossible and unbelievable, BUT IT ISN’T CRAZY WHEN IT’S TRUE

YOU HAVE TO SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!!
THE WORLD HAS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!!!
#123 - TrevorNorris (01/29/2013) [-]
Good lord that punchline was flawless...
Good lord that punchline was flawless...
User avatar #120 - awesomeradish (01/29/2013) [-]
i laughed more at the 'catching/cockblocking crayfish' part than I did at the actual punchline
#118 - noutvissers (01/29/2013) [-]
MFW >"On a scale of ching to chong"
MFW >"On a scale of ching to chong"
#127 to #118 - sourbewwy (01/29/2013) [-]
Anyone have the video link of what made simon do this?
Anyone have the video link of what made simon do this?
User avatar #131 to #127 - mycatislookingatme (01/29/2013) [-]
Someone said that one of the female judges is a talentless bitch that usues autotune or somthing.

I'll track it down for you.
#133 to #131 - sourbewwy (01/29/2013) [-]
Thank you
#135 to #134 - sourbewwy (01/29/2013) [-]
Hahaha thanks
Hahaha thanks
User avatar #128 to #127 - nimba (01/29/2013) [-]
NGAF
User avatar #116 - rabbitfaster (01/29/2013) [-]
My ******* god that was great. Seriously, I have not laughed that hard in a while.
#112 - anonymous (01/29/2013) [-]
I see no mind reading in this
User avatar #110 - bluelight (01/29/2013) [-]
i laugh harder at this then i should have
User avatar #105 - snakefire ONLINE (01/29/2013) [-]
asians can actually read minds
#104 - emmyizme (01/29/2013) [-]
Why do I never see these coming?
#101 - expert (01/29/2013) [-]
"On a scale of ching to chong"; I lost it there.
#97 - creosote (01/29/2013) [-]
That punchline was just magnificent.
That punchline was just magnificent.
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