Anon, You liar. >:l. You havein seconds to explain why you don' t have a . Because I don' t want one. shut up description You suck
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#1 - twi (07/22/2013) [+] (9 replies)
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becuase I'm a fat ugly neckbeard with paws for hands who has no sense or romance, am completely beta and have a rather off-putting smell
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User avatar #18 to #17 - pioneermhm (07/23/2013) [-]
This story is so cool, I'm gonna save it in a hard ware that I would password lock and put in a safe. When my kids get older, I'll tell them about the prophecy and force them to share it to their descendants and everyone will look back to how cool of a story that is.
nobody gives a ****
#2 - nikahol (07/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#29 - squalllionhart (07/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
because i'm ugly and have the personality of a rock
because i'm ugly and have the personality of a rock
User avatar #16 - merrymarvelite (07/23/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Relationships are like yard sales. They sound like a good idea and look good from a distance but once you're actually there you realize it's just a lot of **** nobody actually wants.
#78 - xsap (07/23/2013) [-]
#70 - EdwardNigma (07/23/2013) [-]
I don't have the time, skill, appearance, personality or patience to find one.   
I don't really mind.
I don't have the time, skill, appearance, personality or patience to find one.
I don't really mind.
#67 - foxxywithpaws (07/23/2013) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #45 - ningyoaijin (07/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I have the emotional depth of a lemon.
User avatar #37 - drainbramage (07/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Because I'm a good as a friend, but not a boyfriend.

And no, I'm not bitching about the 'friendzone'
User avatar #69 - novarip (07/23/2013) [-]
i finally got one
#80 - numbersixtyseven **User deleted account** (07/23/2013) [-]
Because I just got rejected. Girl I liked couldn't return the feelings.

So, back to the drawing board, so to speak.

FYI, happened 30 minutes ago.
#49 - chandlermx (07/23/2013) [+] (3 replies)
got a girlfriend, feelsgoodman.jpg and here is a picture of my kitten laying in her lap, enjoy...
User avatar #73 to #60 - iceholder (07/23/2013) [-]
Actually, if you read his post at all, you'd know it's his own pussy, and he can do whatever he damn well pleases with it.
User avatar #35 - jetpistol (07/23/2013) [-]
Because I ****** up my only chance with her
User avatar #98 - fukkendragonite (07/23/2013) [-]
Because I'm not actively looking. I want a gf, but I'm not going out of my way to find someone. I'm getting by fine without anyone and the idea of a relationship doesn't seem amazing right now. I need to focus on getting other things in my life on track first and a relationship would restrict the time I have to myself in my own thoughts. I'm enjoying freedom right now.

TL ; DR: >tfw no gf- it's actually quite a liberating feel from the right perspective. At least for now anyway.
User avatar #82 - hatinonmyrolls (07/23/2013) [+] (8 replies)
My crush has a crush on me but i don't want to date her.... im gonna regret this so much
#93 to #88 - screaming (07/23/2013) [-]
You have a position betafags everywhere (like me) only dream of and you don't want to date her?

Please, explain this thought process.
#55 - mrhazzy (07/23/2013) [-]
Lack of Confidence.
#31 - SexualSteve (07/23/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Because no females appreciate the true beauty of my world record attempt
User avatar #15 - dudenectar (07/23/2013) [-]
Because I'm shy as **** and can't talk to girls
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