Anon, You liar. >:l. You havein seconds to explain why you don' t have a . Because I don' t want one. shut up description You suck


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#1 - twi (07/22/2013) [+] (9 replies)
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becuase I'm a fat ugly neckbeard with paws for hands who has no sense or romance, am completely beta and have a rather off-putting smell
#29 - squalllionhart (07/23/2013) [-]
because i'm ugly and have the personality of a rock
because i'm ugly and have the personality of a rock
#39 to #29 - feddikebab (07/23/2013) [-]
People collect rocks
#2 - nikahol (07/22/2013) [-]
#70 - EdwardNigma (07/23/2013) [-]
I don't have the time, skill, appearance, personality or patience to find one.   
I don't really mind.
I don't have the time, skill, appearance, personality or patience to find one.
I don't really mind.
User avatar #16 - merrymarvelite (07/23/2013) [-]
Relationships are like yard sales. They sound like a good idea and look good from a distance but once you're actually there you realize it's just a lot of **** nobody actually wants.
#81 to #16 - anon (07/23/2013) [-]
Sounds like you've been going to some pretty ****** yard sales.
#19 to #16 - anon (07/23/2013) [-]
speak for yourself
#78 - xsap (07/23/2013) [-]
User avatar #45 - ningyoaijin (07/23/2013) [-]
I have the emotional depth of a lemon.
User avatar #99 to #45 - daentraya (07/23/2013) [-]
I like lemons
User avatar #37 - drainbramage (07/23/2013) [-]
Because I'm a good as a friend, but not a boyfriend.

And no, I'm not bitching about the 'friendzone'
#112 to #37 - anon (07/23/2013) [-]
I was about to say...
User avatar #22 - EmmyGee (07/23/2013) [-]
because people don't like fat people.
#67 - foxxywithpaws ONLINE (07/23/2013) [-]
User avatar #119 to #67 - regularmexican (07/23/2013) [-]
Right there with ya
User avatar #123 to #119 - foxxywithpaws ONLINE (07/23/2013) [-]
oh bby <3
#80 - numbersixtyseven **User deleted account** (07/23/2013) [-]
Because I just got rejected. Girl I liked couldn't return the feelings.

So, back to the drawing board, so to speak.

FYI, happened 30 minutes ago.
User avatar #69 - novarip (07/23/2013) [-]
i finally got one
User avatar #35 - jetpistol ONLINE (07/23/2013) [-]
Because I ****** up my only chance with her
#124 - joshuaz [OP](07/24/2013) [-]
:3 thanks for your likes!
-Im likeing everyone who replys to this comment (No haters)-
User avatar #130 to #124 - wumbido (07/28/2013) [-]
im replying to this comment.
User avatar #98 - fukkendragonite (07/23/2013) [-]
Because I'm not actively looking. I want a gf, but I'm not going out of my way to find someone. I'm getting by fine without anyone and the idea of a relationship doesn't seem amazing right now. I need to focus on getting other things in my life on track first and a relationship would restrict the time I have to myself in my own thoughts. I'm enjoying freedom right now.

TL ; DR: >tfw no gf- it's actually quite a liberating feel from the right perspective. At least for now anyway.
#55 - mrhazzy (07/23/2013) [-]
Lack of Confidence.
#31 - SexualSteve (07/23/2013) [-]
Because no females appreciate the true beauty of my world record attempt
User avatar #38 to #31 - whatwhen ONLINE (07/23/2013) [-]
what world record attempt?
#51 to #38 - SexualSteve (07/23/2013) [-]
World's longest nipple hair. Just the one, nothing excessive.
User avatar #125 to #51 - whatwhen ONLINE (07/24/2013) [-]
thats.. completely normal
User avatar #15 - dudenectar (07/23/2013) [-]
Because I'm shy as **** and can't talk to girls
#40 - mrwidefield (07/23/2013) [-]
Because she was a hindu girl, and I'm a white male, and her parents threatened to disown her, even though I promised to marry her and convert to their religion (we wanted to be together forever). Then I hit her (on the arm, but still) out of pure frustration after she started giving me the silent treatment as to keep her family on her side, and understandably, that cost me my credibility. I have apologised, but it's been six months and she won't speak to me, return my letters, etc. Friends told me to keep quiet and show her I've changed by leavingher alone, but a hindu boy who has been recommended by her parents is probably taking my place as I type this.

What hurts the most is that I was her first love, lover, boyfriend, bed partner (no sex, she wanted to wait till marriage, I was perfectly fine with that), guy who kissed her, who professed his love to her, etc. I am not going to get over this, I think.

TL;DR Sorry for being a lonefag
#64 to #40 - anon (07/23/2013) [-]
You are special and I love you. **** happens, but you'll get through it if you try. I promise
#126 to #64 - mrwidefield (07/24/2013) [-]
Haha, thanks, that's very thoughtful of you.
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