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Anon Life Lessons. source: 4chan subscribe for more leninscat 234 points : 4 hours ago reply So... quit your job, dump your girlfriend, and become a terrorist?

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leninscat 234 points : 4 hours ago reply
So... quit your job, dump your girlfriend, and become a terrorist?
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Evenchoosingausernamegivesmeanxiety 320 points : 4 hours ago reply
Sobbing *********?
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Cooooooodyyyyyyy 167 points : 4 hours ago reply
So avoid women that waited until they knew what they wanted before getting married. Got it.
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CephalopodsLie 63 points : 4 hours ago reply
Well damn, wasn't like I wasn't already stressed about getting married/children. Now I've got less thab 10 years to get my **** together.
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kazmosis 67 points : 4 hours ago reply
Sure even a broken clock is sometimes right, but i sure as **** ain't taking life advice from some basement dwelling neckbeard on 4chan
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laestrella 37 points : 4 hours ago reply
The part about companies not caring about you, in my opinion that is highly accurate.
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pleasedontshowmeapictureofyourcatiwonthinkitscute 36 points : 4 hours ago reply
This screams mental breakdown
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FFSwherearemydragons 35 points : 4 hours ago reply
What about guys not married at 35?
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greyscale 13 points : 3 hours ago reply
ITT Anon is a sociopath
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lirael 55 points : 4 hours ago reply
I am not a sobbing ******** you stupid jerk.
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marconi23 24 points : 4 hours ago reply
If the only reason you want a woman's company is sex & women always cry around you, YOU are the problem, not them. Pathetic *******.
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awardwinningbananaforscale 7 points : an hour ago reply
Sobbing ******** here, just weeping and getting banged...
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thecomicfiend 7 points : 4 hours ago reply
A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess?
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cacticat 4 points : an hour ago reply
Oh this is great, apart from the misogyny and encouraging violence.
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ReconditePotionShop 4 points : an hour ago reply
Why so many upvotes, yet all the top comments ( I agree with.) point out how insane this sounds?
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bubbarunski 4 points : 2 hours ago reply
I think the last one is situational. Being nice in the form of sucking up is a very effective way to get what you want in the business world
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kitiar 5 points : 2 hours ago reply
23 y/o female: Always knew what I wanted, recently I became completely unsure - Sobbing ******** though? Wow, okay. Well.. Wow.
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Beestonian 5 points : 4 hours ago reply
Life amounts to a zero sum game.
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MissAndain 6 points : 4 hours ago reply
Such a positive outlook on life this one...

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of what we were told (or thought) when we were younger. School, work, chicks,
money, whatever.
in high school and suffering, den' t Worry. High School deosn' t fucking
matter. Shit, College barely matters. Just make sure we pass: fer mest
careers, yew grades den' t fucking matter. Also, the Internet is yew "permanent
record": ain' t shit hem High School that fellers yeu_
people we will meet are fucking idiots, but because there are SC) many ofthem we look like the . Dent
be discouraged.
Wwomen den' t know what they want until their late cos., and buthrt time its tee late (for her and foryou}_ Between the
ages of 18 and 25, they are sobbing fuckballs. Women whe are not married bythe age of 35 are huge fucking red flags:
avoid at all costs.
have zero loyalty's pieceworkers. Dent dontthinkthat a company cares about yen even ifyou have a cool
boss. They will feed we to jellyfish and stream that shit live if it increases revenue by 1%. De everything possible to work
The rat race is just that: dent participate.
Tthere' s a reason why governments demand a monopoly en violence, and forbid it' s use by mest of its citizens: violence
usually gets results. Whether physical, economic, emotianal. er political, ifyou need shit done, just fucking get shit dens.
Have a vision and sticked it. It' s bettered fail en than succeed en sameone else' s_ Being nice and compliant is a
great waite get fucked.
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