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Allahu Akbar!

Anonymous (ID: )
freshman in high school
know anyone since just started
school
Slitting in band one day with my clarinet, a
little on edge because my grandmother, who
I cared about a ton, had just been admitted
to a hospice
Pplaying a few pieces when suddenly
director gets a phone call, tells everyone to
keep their voices down and not play on
instruments so he can take a call in his
office across the hall
Giant black bitch of a girl behind me
begins to squawk like a retard on her
trumpet and then laughs like its the funniest
thing in the fucking world. Starts cussing
about "nigger this shit funny as fuck"
around and tell her "Hey, I dont
appreciate that shit right in my ear, keep it
down."
her middle eastern boyfriend Akbar
Ackbar stands up and walks up to me
What the fuck did you just say"
at asked her to keep it down, I dont want to
hear that shit all day long
Ackbar again: "What the fuck did you just
say"
Outand up, knowing there is going to be a
fight. Havent been in a tight before but
screw it..
at told her to keep it down
Ackbar faggot looks around, gives me a
little smirk, then clocks me in the face. A
fuckign sucker punch
manage to take it without even
flinching or moving.
Lorain goes into overdrive. Realize my
clarinet is still in my hand.
ust as winding up like Sammy Sosa
on crack, Akbar loses his smake, knowing
what is about to happen.
GORACK
world seemed in slow motion as
pieces of my clarinet splintered off into the
air. Amara face vanquished.
Ackbar goes down just as band director
comes in
Slitting in Principals office, dad comes in to
talk with me and principal, suspended for
3 days
FFUCK. jpeg
Did he hit you first?"
Hide: Yes sir
What kind of pizza you want
tonight?"
MMFW Best Dad ever
had to get a new clarinet because
other one was so fucked up
Akbar never even tried to look me in
the eye again
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Views: 35291 Submitted: 08/23/2013