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Tea is the coolest thing in human history
Arrows in China, only really exported to Japan. It' s called :i, iial, .
1‘ -15[ , seme dude brings it to Europe Maritain gees fucking nuts for it.
Pstart naval empire for the sele purpose of buying tea.
Britain buys all the tea in china for all it' s silver bullion, utterly bankrupting itself.
Britain gets china addicted to opium to balance debt. Ha
gets pissed, colossal war ensues.
Meanwhile brits decide they want sugar in their tea, basically kick start the slave trade in earnest-
Stick sugar plantations all ayer americas.
half the niggers in Africa just to grow that sweet sweet sugar.
Cblitz through India, be like "grow tea er eberyone dies".
s fucked, broke from opium wars, monopoly en tea gene,
Affrica' s fucked, millions dead, millions in chains halfway around the werld-
tthe Americas rolling in wealth because slavery and plantations.
Everyone and their mum now drinks tea, brits make mad bank.
able gets drink sweet brew emery morning, laughing my ass oft at the untold numbers of corpses I' m dancing en.
TEA THREAD BITCHES.
Pick is pretty god tea.