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4fuckr

we me
we 16
yhave 8110
knever wants to have sex
efil months later
teem ***** this ********** at a party
bl rage
hard
Tthink leng and hard Mwi get revenge
she has idea i know)
acne night have her ever for Clevie
start making out, things get steamy
excuse me EHO, i need poop
we in bathromm
and jizz en fingers
we back to cetch
wick up where we started
hi break up with her week later
months later, shes wage as ****
thinks its his kid
years later and they are married and are raising my offspring
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Submitted: 01/08/2013
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User avatar #218 - emptysuperman (01/09/2013) [-]
What if it actually is the other dude's kid?
User avatar #213 - srskate (01/09/2013) [-]
Lets review some facts

1. Gets invitied to parties >Popular
2. Able to sleep with an 8/10 >Charismatic
3. Marries the mother of his child >Responsible.

Joke's on OP, she moved up.
#205 - douchec (01/09/2013) [-]
hahahaha holy **** me, I hope this **** is true...
#202 - sauced (01/09/2013) [-]
Come on everyone, just let them dream.
#201 - mrwoodcock (01/09/2013) [-]
Parenting test!
User avatar #204 to #201 - waffies (01/09/2013) [-]
they wouldn't be ********** . She had sex with the guy from the party, and only got fingered by the storyteller
#207 to #204 - mrwoodcock (01/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, but doesn't the guy want to check it out?
It's not like you will believe any girl you ****** who will tell that the child is yours....
User avatar #200 - qayokm (01/09/2013) [-]
Vier Ficker, der Fööööhrer hat spaß?

Es gibt hier echt och jemanden von 4 ***** ? was machst du hier? diese seite is doch hauptsächlich scheiße im vergleich zu 4 ***** , 4chan, programm etc?
#216 to #200 - eroticburrito (01/09/2013) [-]
4chan wurde langweilig nach ~2 jahren
programm ? falls du das meinst ist scheiße weil sie pornos entfehrnen ABER trotzdem userfreundlicher usw
4 ***** hat wieder zu viel
aber die cams sind bombe
User avatar #226 to #216 - qayokm (01/09/2013) [-]
joa. ist geschmacks sache... aber hier FJ ist schon von der aufmachung eigentlich ein riesen kindergarten treff... ich weiß selbst nicht warum ich hier täglich bin. :)
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User avatar #211 to #200 - kaycie (01/09/2013) [-]
No, you can't kill the jews
User avatar #209 to #200 - codyxvasco (01/09/2013) [-]
Because, they are the reason we were in debt.

Killing the Jews would solve literally all of our problems.
User avatar #198 - casval (01/09/2013) [-]
Just reading some of the comments.

Wow. A lot of guys are really dumbasses about how a woman's body actually works. What the **** . I know how a god damn dick and balls work. What, are uteruses just like magical EZ-Bake-Ovens to you ******* ?

Christ..
#206 to #198 - anonymous (01/09/2013) [-]
Explain then, why this is possible
#208 to #206 - wonderfulnonsense (01/09/2013) [-]
It isn't... that's the point. It takes a full load to even have any sort of chance to get pregnant. The few sperm left alive on someone's hand wouldn't even have a ******* chance, and couldn't possibly "shoot up" into the woman's uterus to achieve conception. Just educatin' n **** .
#235 to #208 - sparkieemae (01/10/2013) [-]
you see, sperm, have these magical things attached to them called flagellum, (see the little magic thing that looks like a tail?), a lash like appendage which translates literally to whip in Latin. The role of the flagellum is locomotion, meaning that sperm is MOBILE! So you see, even if the sperm was not placed directly on top of the unfertilized egg, it is entirely capable, (in fact, that is it's entire purpose) of making it to the egg, which is not actually placed in the uterus but actually the ampulla of the uterine tube, the egg only travels to the uterus via Fallopian tube when and if fertilization occurs.

in short, you are the one who obviously needs an anatomy refresher retard.
#236 to #235 - wonderfulnonsense (01/10/2013) [-]
You know plenty about the sperm, but what of the ****** ? Do you realise the toxic content of ******* fluids would easily kill whatever sperm managed to survive on one's hand? Tail or not, the changes of achieving conception through this method are so remarkably slim, it isn't even worth discussion. Maybe do a bit more research, friend.
#237 to #236 - sparkieemae (01/10/2013) [-]
You google it. Or look at the link I provided below.
#238 to #237 - sparkieemae (01/10/2013) [-]
>toxic fluids of the 						******					.   
   
What? The 						******					 is toxic? How would that even..   
   
that would not be an evolutionary advantage in any way why would a trait like that exist?
>toxic fluids of the ****** .

What? The ****** is toxic? How would that even..

that would not be an evolutionary advantage in any way why would a trait like that exist?
#196 - sissywoo (01/09/2013) [-]
OP's FW
OP's FW
#187 - ironstrike (01/09/2013) [-]
OP,

what if the dude ****** your chick without a condom and it wasn't your kid?

Potentiallyfalsesenseofaccomplishment.jpg
#185 - anonymous (01/09/2013) [-]
I'm feel so conflicted...
You impregnate a chick; she raises your child with other dude, he gets to be the father of your kid and... your plan worked?
You did not think this through.
#179 - snakefire (01/09/2013) [-]
What if it really was his kid though.
User avatar #177 - dustyshane (01/09/2013) [-]
I don't believe this, but if it's true or if someone did this, it's really ****** up.
#176 - gibroner (01/09/2013) [-]
dear god I hoe this is true because that is the greatest thing I've heard in a while
dear god I hoe this is true because that is the greatest thing I've heard in a while
User avatar #170 - tehoutlaw (01/09/2013) [-]
Later the kid will start to wonder if he was adopted.
#169 - sturdywrist (01/09/2013) [-]
what if the kid is retarded to? that would be the ultimate sneak diss.
#190 to #169 - anonymous (01/09/2013) [-]
*too
#167 - xxscopemanxx (01/09/2013) [-]
...or just kill the bitch for cheating.
User avatar #161 - demandsgayversion (01/09/2013) [-]
Fake as **** , you can't just rub jizz in like ******* lotion and then get someone pregnant. This is ******** .
#217 to #161 - anonymous (01/09/2013) [-]
YOURE ******* RIGHT! As soon as sperm comes into contact with oxygen they die.
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User avatar #172 to #161 - techketzer (01/09/2013) [-]
Rest assured you can.
As long as you have healthy sperm cells and, of course, fingers, there is nothing that prevents you from impregnating chicks that way.
User avatar #173 to #172 - demandsgayversion (01/09/2013) [-]
The key is he says he rubbed it in. If there's no sloppy cream on his hands (which I'm sure the slut would notice), then there's no way
User avatar #180 to #173 - snakefire (01/09/2013) [-]
he's meaning he rubbed it thin on his hands so it wouldnt be as visible to her
User avatar #181 to #180 - demandsgayversion (01/09/2013) [-]
"This is ******** " -Occam's Razor
User avatar #224 to #181 - tkfourtwoone (01/09/2013) [-]
Don't get discouraged by the red thumbs, these idiots don't know basic human biology.
User avatar #158 - CRosBY (01/09/2013) [-]
It doesn't work that way.
#157 - lastkingofx (01/09/2013) [-]
Sperm dies once exposed to air.
User avatar #175 to #157 - dustyshane (01/09/2013) [-]
Then how to sperm banks function?
User avatar #166 to #157 - techketzer (01/09/2013) [-]
Within the span of a few hours, yes.

Honestly, no one has to be a major in cellular biology, but the **** I read here frightens me. Is that how stupid the average FJ-fag is?
#182 to #166 - anonymous (01/09/2013) [-]
It's within a matter of minutes, depending on the temperature of the room and the surface it is on.

Sperm are highly susceptible to temperature shock.
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