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#28 to #4 - John Cena (06/26/2013) [-]
I don't get it.
User avatar #30 to #28 - charetarded (06/26/2013) [-]
The pokemon episode with porygon in it had many flashing lights and never officially aired in america due to rumors about it causing seizures.
#35 to #30 - icefall (06/26/2013) [-]
Correction: it caused mass epilepsia in Japan, and thus that episode was banned everywhere else.
#78 to #35 - John Cena (06/26/2013) [-]
Ahhh, okay.
Thanks, you two.
#84 to #4 - xsnowshark (06/26/2013) [-]
Flawless execution, +1
Flawless execution, +1
User avatar #9 to #4 - douevensax (06/26/2013) [-]
That was clever.
#66 - alekksandar (06/26/2013) [-]
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#83 to #66 - venoshto ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
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#32 - rel (06/26/2013) [-]
I made and posted this last time, so here you go.
#8 - halvizzle (06/26/2013) [-]
oh god the popcorn one got me
#105 to #61 - greenthegunstar (06/26/2013) [-]
Yes. Yes! YES!!!
#58 - samoaspider (06/26/2013) [-]
The "How to make popcorn by using only your throat" got me
The "How to make popcorn by using only your throat" got me
#45 - metalmind (06/26/2013) [-]
Only somewhat related.
User avatar #59 to #45 - ahjay (06/26/2013) [-]
"OFF WITH HIS HEAD!"

.. But, which one exactly? huehuehue
#20 - pseudobob **User deleted account** (06/26/2013) [-]
1/2 of mine
#21 to #20 - pseudobob **User deleted account** (06/26/2013) [-]
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User avatar #26 to #23 - payseht (06/26/2013) [-]
he's gonna die in a few seconds, I'd think he cared more if they had free KFC day each week or something
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#91 - Cambro (06/26/2013) [-]
One time I stumbled upon a "here you go /b/" thread about fortune cookies. I have a whole thread of these.
#92 to #91 - curtisbentley (06/26/2013) [-]
Still got the one I made.
#5 - gearson (06/26/2013) [-]
#96 to #5 - John Cena (06/26/2013) [-]
somebody said that to me on omegle. where's it from?
User avatar #110 to #96 - gearson (06/28/2013) [-]
it is the infamous 'navy seal copypasta' it has become so popular that there has been multiple versions. e.x.:

What the **** did you just say about me, you alpha male? I'll have you know I barely graduated at the bottom of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've yet to be involved in a single raid on the United States, and I have under 300 nonconfirmed lives. I am not trained in orangutan warfare and I'm the worst sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are everything to me and not just another target. I will keep you the **** alive with imprecision the likes of which has been seen over and over again on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? You're right, ****** . As we speak I am failing to contact my public network of spies across the USA and your IP is being hidden right now so you need not prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the glorious, big thing you call your life. You're ******* alive, kid. I can't be anywhere, anytime, and I can save you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I barely trained in unarmed combat, but I have no access to any of the arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I can't use it to an even partial extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little piss. If only you could have known what holy sympathy your big "dumb" comment was about to bring up upon you, maybe you wouldn't have held your ******* tongue. But you could, you did, and now you're receiving the reward, you goddamn genius. I will **** calmness all over you and you will drown in it. You're ******* alive, kiddo.
User avatar #10 to #5 - bontzyb (06/26/2013) [-]
everytime i read this i love how it goes from navy seals to army to usmc... the ending gets me ery tim.
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