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#72 - seratyo ONLINE (11/23/2012) [-]
Awkward stoy time.
>Laying down on sofa one day
>Not huge guy, maybe 180
>Sister walks in and turns off TV
>What the **** ? I was watching that. Does she not see me laying here?
>Apparently not, sits on my face
>Oh god yes.jpeg
>She stands back up after feeling something hard
>Pushes me on floor
>This ******* bitch...
>Dog comes in and rips at my spine
>Can't stand up too much spinal damage
>Sister gets rid of dog
>Picks me up
>Puts me on table
>Spaghetti comes out of contents page
>MFW I am a book
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