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#20 - mattdoggy ONLINE
Reply +227
(03/26/2013) [-]
>purchase viking outfit, superglue, razor wire, and sword
>go to a public place, preferably a local childrens school
>dress in full viking garb and go to the roof of the building at night time
>make a razor wire noose and put it around your neck, tying the other end to somewhere on the building
>put superglue on both of your hands in ridiculous amounts
>with your left hand grab your hair on your head firmly so it is glued in securely
>with your right hand grab your sword and let it dry in place
>wait until the children show up for school the next morning
>Scream out something worth remembering and jump
>when you get far enough down the razor wire will decapitate you
>if everything is done right you will be holding your own head and your sword
>you will appear to have decapitated yourself
>you will forever live on in the children's minds forever as well as the media's as "that viking who chopped off his own head"
>if your task is done well your Nordic brothers to the north will beckon the Valkyrie to take you to Valhalla
#239 to #20 - themanmuncher
Reply +4
(03/27/2013) [-]
>Scream out something worth remembering and jump
"ARE YOU ******* SORRY"
#164 to #20 - jorgefuber
Reply +1
(03/26/2013) [-]
or you could just use the sword to cut your head off
#117 to #20 - derpycheezenizle
Reply +7
(03/26/2013) [-]
>Purchase viking outfit and real sword
>go to children's school at night
>hide somewhere in (closet, under teachers desk, etc)
>kid's come in, take their seats
>jump out of the hiding place, scare the **** out of everybody
>raise sword
>scream something horrible
>cut your own head off
>laugh at the gates of Valhalla while you watch the horrified teachers/students
#98 to #20 - anon
Reply 0
(03/26/2013) [-]
>Scream out something worth remembering and jump
In a viking outfit, FUS RO DAH!
#64 to #20 - theissf
Reply +2
(03/26/2013) [-]
To make it even creepier I would shove the tip of the sword in a dragon dildo so it looks like you cut your head off with a nice ol dildo
#60 to #20 - discon
Reply +6
(03/26/2013) [-]
I highly doubt you can get decapacitated using razor wire with just the force of gravity.
#32 to #20 - BerryLicious
Reply +3
(03/26/2013) [-]
That was beautiful.
#26 to #20 - mrblueftw
Reply +43
(03/26/2013) [-]
>go to a public place, preferably a local childrens school

oh boy here we go again.
#24 to #20 - drownedmoon
Reply +28
(03/26/2013) [-]
Suicide, Valhalla?
You know that even if you truly believe you won't go to Valhalla?

Still a shocking but awesome way to go.
#165 to #24 - pjotor
Reply 0
(03/26/2013) [-]
Are you saying that suicide won't get you in?
#169 to #165 - drownedmoon
Reply 0
(03/26/2013) [-]
Yes. suicide will not get you in Valhalla. It will get you into hell basicly.
Not a pro on the norse area. but it wont be Valhalla.
#177 to #169 - pjotor
Reply +4
(03/26/2013) [-]
Well that depends. According to the sagas the first Norwegian king Harald the first or Hårfagre got so old that he feard to go to hell (dying of all age and that). Therefore he got his men to cut him in the sides, so he could go there.

Now this is most likely not true but for it to have been accepted as a part of the saga I will say that people must see is a plausibel.

Pic semi related
#191 to #177 - drownedmoon
Reply 0
(03/27/2013) [-]
I did not know that,
The more you learn.
#174 to #169 - frysandaburger
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(03/26/2013) [-]
#192 to #174 - drownedmoon
Reply 0
(03/27/2013) [-]
Like i said. Not a pro in the Norse mythology, Learning tho. slowpaced. when i'm bored.