AMAGAD

you can now see the deception

**jettom rolls 048,653,502**
You rolled 999,999,999 thats amazing let me try

If I actually do ever roll 999,999,999 nobody will beleive me

how did u get yellow text?

top ten on one of the boards

i see through your witchcraft.

thumb for cleverness though

And you too, mysterious folk tale writer.

and he gets the name!!! have a toad

I can't wait for someone to roll this.

I like how you try and pass it off as real in some of your comments.
I suppose if you're gonna fake something, fake it till the end, neh?

A man has to go down with his ship! It's all fun and games, anyway. Why not extend playtime?

Play hard until it all ends and you're left broken and bloody, dying in front of a half destroyed building wondering where you went wrong.

Post's gonn a be off the frontpage in about half an hour. I expect the ********* to stop then.

Ride it hard. Show that ********* that it's nothing but your bitch.

**therealtjthemedic rolls 123,456,789** Gig's up anyway.

have a lap dance, you deserve it

That gif... what the heeell?

I thought this was fake.
And then I highlighted the numbers individually.
Holy Damn...

I wish I could edit...

I just looked at your previous comments and they're all yellow text.
You just changed the color of your main text You bitch.

The people need a dream.

A dream is a dream. It's much better than seeing something like this then realizing it's fake.
This is like saying "I wish I had some ice cream!" then someone give you a cone filled with Ice cream. And you realize it's not ice cream, but it's yogurt.

Maybe it was icecream. Maybe you thought it was, anyway.Then someone throws it down and says ' **** Yoghurt.'

I went to bite it and it wasn't ice cream. That's worse than not having ice cream in the first place. There was no false hope.

Damn this is really deep now.
Anyway, whatever. It was good for a laugh.
When life gives you text, make rolls

Yeah, you did get me though. So kudos for that.

Have fun then. See you again sometime, hopefully with real nintuples

you crazy sovereign

**thesovereigngrave rolls 248,389,507** I'm not crazy. Just neurotic.

**thesovereigngrave rolls 199,868,652** And here are real nons!

I tried.

Mfw when I try to get 999,999,999 first

HFW giga-roll

You're a funny guy. I like you.

my favorite tv show!

**sorenlolz rolls 798,744,841** You have yellow text

what if we all are yellow text

inb4 top comment

What's this now

It's not real you ******* . Look at the color difference.

Jesus Nock, you can't just ruin their hopes and dreams like that!

Nah, nockae can do what he wants

fuk yo dreams

I knew it was too good to be true.

The people need hope

well **** ....

yes.

a 1 in 10000000000 chance

Actually a 100% chance of getting it right.

Unless I made a spelling mistake. Look at it now, btw

I know I just noticed

holy **** .

Words cannot describe my feelings towards this....

**randtherrin rolls 872,494,163** not possible

i... its... how can this be

The magic of yellow text.

I cant believe what i am watching

ILLUMINATI

I don't believe it. Either you cheated and are a douchebag. . . or. . . the internet has shined upon you with holy webs of the promised land. A land flowing of Zetta-bytes and the "Perfect Porn" for all to enjoy. You sir. . . have unlocked the blessed way to the promised page.

He cheated in a way. He has yellow text, then just used white text after the "roll".

Shut up he thought I was god

There's only one god, and he's no medic.
His name is Hitler.

I knew he was lying, but how often do you get the chance to actually make people laugh on here with original **** ? My posts never do well but my comments do haha. Time to get people some giggles.

**RisenLichen rolls 750,743,321** it's fake

holy **** mother ******

i am so confus

kill yourself

Game over. I'm done.

you beat the game

high score 999,999,999

I... I... I don't know if I should be believing this is real. Its too good to be true, but I just can't tell.

You're right, it isn't real. Yellow text.

Holy ******* **** , the chosen one is among us!!!

Did that actually just happen?

Not really, he just used his yellow text.

help i think i broke it all

You are going to get so many thumbs.

Have fun being top comment in a few minutes, and probably in top 10 all time soon enough.

guys what have done