4chan on suicide. .. To top it all off You're in a dessert
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#39 - kez (03/26/2013) [-]
My parachute would say:

What would you do for a klondike bar?
#185 to #39 - anon (03/27/2013) [-]
lmfao i think thats the first time ive actually laughed in months on this site
User avatar #84 to #39 - hydraetis (03/26/2013) [-]
Perfect.
User avatar #13 - toastiepie (03/26/2013) [-]
To top it all off
You're in a dessert
User avatar #181 to #13 - Maadmann (03/26/2013) [-]
Like a cherry :)
User avatar #366 to #13 - dessert (03/27/2013) [-]
wat
#306 to #13 - AmaterasuNoOkami (03/27/2013) [-]
Dessert, you say?
#22 to #13 - idancethefoxtrot (03/26/2013) [-]
I have no problems with this.
User avatar #47 - bumbie (03/26/2013) [-]
im considering this...
not because im suicidal but because its goddamn genius.
User avatar #365 to #47 - meelo (03/27/2013) [-]
ur my bananananan
#86 to #47 - guiguito (03/26/2013) [-]
you'll be my hero
you'll be my hero
#50 to #47 - anonymoose ONLINE (03/26/2013) [-]
Do it.
#27 - katinka (03/26/2013) [-]
the title reminded me of this
User avatar #77 to #27 - santathumbs (03/26/2013) [-]
The only problem is the people who'd rather have you rot in jail than let you control your own life.
#246 to #27 - aconfuseddonut (03/27/2013) [-]
You could go to Afghanistan with a sword and some binoculars on a solo mission to kill Osama Bin Laden
User avatar #376 to #246 - slashtrey (04/05/2013) [-]
who is that guy
User avatar #82 - commentremoved (03/26/2013) [-]
>Go skydiving over airshow dressed in captain falcon suit
>Have no parachute
>Flying through air at 180mph target someone
>Put fist back and put in front of self
>Shout "FALCON PUNCH" as I hurtle through air and obliterate myself and whoever I hit
#35 - grilledcheeze (03/26/2013) [-]
Cruise control.
User avatar #20 - mattdoggy (03/26/2013) [-]
>purchase viking outfit, superglue, razor wire, and sword
>go to a public place, preferably a local childrens school
>dress in full viking garb and go to the roof of the building at night time
>make a razor wire noose and put it around your neck, tying the other end to somewhere on the building
>put superglue on both of your hands in ridiculous amounts
>with your left hand grab your hair on your head firmly so it is glued in securely
>with your right hand grab your sword and let it dry in place
>wait until the children show up for school the next morning
>Scream out something worth remembering and jump
>when you get far enough down the razor wire will decapitate you
>if everything is done right you will be holding your own head and your sword
>you will appear to have decapitated yourself
>you will forever live on in the children's minds forever as well as the media's as "that viking who chopped off his own head"
>if your task is done well your Nordic brothers to the north will beckon the Valkyrie to take you to Valhalla
#98 to #20 - anon (03/26/2013) [-]
>Scream out something worth remembering and jump
In a viking outfit, FUS RO DAH!
User avatar #164 to #20 - jorgefuber (03/26/2013) [-]
or you could just use the sword to cut your head off
User avatar #64 to #20 - theissf (03/26/2013) [-]
To make it even creepier I would shove the tip of the sword in a dragon dildo so it looks like you cut your head off with a nice ol dildo
User avatar #32 to #20 - BerryLicious (03/26/2013) [-]
That was beautiful.
#239 to #20 - themanmuncher (03/27/2013) [-]
>Scream out something worth remembering and jump
"ARE YOU ******* SORRY"
#60 to #20 - discon (03/26/2013) [-]
I highly doubt you can get decapacitated using razor wire with just the force of gravity.
User avatar #117 to #20 - derpycheezenizle (03/26/2013) [-]
>Purchase viking outfit and real sword
>go to children's school at night
>hide somewhere in (closet, under teachers desk, etc)
>wait
>kid's come in, take their seats
>jump out of the hiding place, scare the **** out of everybody
>raise sword
>scream something horrible
>cut your own head off
>laugh at the gates of Valhalla while you watch the horrified teachers/students
>lol
User avatar #24 to #20 - drownedmoon ONLINE (03/26/2013) [-]
Suicide, Valhalla?
You know that even if you truly believe you won't go to Valhalla?

Still a shocking but awesome way to go.
User avatar #165 to #24 - pjotor (03/26/2013) [-]
Are you saying that suicide won't get you in?
User avatar #169 to #165 - drownedmoon ONLINE (03/26/2013) [-]
Yes. suicide will not get you in Valhalla. It will get you into hell basicly.
Not a pro on the norse area. but it wont be Valhalla.
#177 to #169 - pjotor (03/26/2013) [-]
Well that depends. According to the sagas the first Norwegian king Harald the first or Hårfagre got so old that he feard to go to hell (dying of all age and that). Therefore he got his men to cut him in the sides, so he could go there.

Now this is most likely not true but for it to have been accepted as a part of the saga I will say that people must see is a plausibel.

Pic semi related
User avatar #191 to #177 - drownedmoon ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
I did not know that,
The more you learn.
User avatar #174 to #169 - frysandaburger (03/26/2013) [-]
*Hel
User avatar #192 to #174 - drownedmoon ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
Like i said. Not a pro in the Norse mythology, Learning tho. slowpaced. when i'm bored.
User avatar #26 to #20 - mrblueftw (03/26/2013) [-]
>go to a public place, preferably a local childrens school

oh boy here we go again.
#57 - lunacy (03/26/2013) [-]
If any one of you crazy internet 			*****		 do this, holy 			****		. I would watch that news clip for breakfast every 			*******		 day.
If any one of you crazy internet ***** do this, holy **** . I would watch that news clip for breakfast every ******* day.
User avatar #141 - noblekira (03/26/2013) [-]
>write a weird, long ass equation in public on the ground
>start screaming, i have done it, the governments control is gone, im free
>start twitching,
>screaming, no masters, please... dont!
>mid twitch spit on a ceasium tablet hidden on your shoulder
>head explodes


Bonus points
get in an important sounding last few words such as "but i know the cure for cancer it's...."
User avatar #318 to #141 - shredheadxd (03/27/2013) [-]
>buy cesium tablet
>plan to employ this plan
>it's game day
>do the plan
>accidentally taped a vitamin tablet instead of cesium
>twitching, screaming, spitting on shoulder furiously
>nothing's happening
>everybody's watching
> **** me right?
#355 to #318 - triggathepirate (03/27/2013) [-]
Shoulda planned better.
Shoulda planned better.
#159 to #141 - analbreach (03/26/2013) [-]
I love every bit of this plan but if I'm going to do it, I will need to know what a ceasium tablet is & how it works. Everyone's Face When Head Explodes
I love every bit of this plan but if I'm going to do it, I will need to know what a ceasium tablet is & how it works. Everyone's Face When Head Explodes
#162 to #159 - triggathepirate (03/26/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbwtND63tfo   
Make a caesium tablet necklace.   
Drool onto it during your episode of madness.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbwtND63tfo
Make a caesium tablet necklace.
Drool onto it during your episode of madness.
User avatar #25 - Cleavland Steamer (03/26/2013) [-]
How to suicide:
>become a politician
>win country's trust that you will help them out of economic and social collapse
>become leader of nation
>create fascist police state and rule with an iron fist
>commit mass genocide
>start a World War
>get married
>shoot yourself
>congratulations, you have become Hitler
User avatar #196 to #25 - dlman (03/27/2013) [-]
>Hitler
>Fascism

I don't think you know how politics work...
User avatar #206 to #196 - Cleavland Steamer (03/27/2013) [-]
God dammit I hate arguing on the internet.... But anyways Hitler's regime WAS a fascist dictatorship....

idk what you think it was, but hey, go for it, prove me wrong
#33 to #25 - Spikeydeath (03/26/2013) [-]
just an average day in my life
#48 to #25 - tragono **User deleted account** (03/26/2013) [-]
#11 - teranin (03/26/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #178 to #11 - avyon (03/26/2013) [-]
What is this from?
it looks awesome.
User avatar #189 to #178 - teranin (03/27/2013) [-]
The Prophecy
User avatar #190 to #189 - avyon (03/27/2013) [-]
thank you
#193 to #190 - teranin (03/27/2013) [-]
It's a good movie series, Christopher Walken at his finest
#88 - kyleassante (03/26/2013) [-]
i was hoping it was gonna end with    
>drive car off the grand cannon    
>jump out and parasail into glory as the cop cars explode behind you   
   
BONUS POINTS    
>do it naked and actually clear the grand cannon
i was hoping it was gonna end with
>drive car off the grand cannon
>jump out and parasail into glory as the cop cars explode behind you

BONUS POINTS
>do it naked and actually clear the grand cannon
User avatar #354 to #88 - mmajunkie (03/27/2013) [-]
it started saying 'go out in a wacky way'

>go out

this means die
#362 to #88 - rzhang (03/27/2013) [-]
grand cannon
#171 to #88 - SergeantPWN (03/26/2013) [-]
Another:   
   
>grand cannon
Another:

>grand cannon
#99 to #88 - ancientchaos (03/26/2013) [-]
>grand cannon
#71 - stijnverheye (03/26/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#120 to #71 - ishotthedeputy (03/26/2013) [-]
Except then they see the stool and cheese wire
User avatar #137 to #120 - stijnverheye (03/26/2013) [-]
well , i dont know , i never did it !
#9 - anon (03/26/2013) [-]
LOLZ mine would say Half Life 3 :D just to spread the panic
User avatar #90 to #9 - wrc (03/26/2013) [-]
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
#241 to #9 - haseotakaeda (03/27/2013) [-]
>use cancerous fag terms   
>"LOLZ"   
>":D"   
>Get >250 thumbs   
   
what, FJ?   
Christ you guys are bipolar
>use cancerous fag terms
>"LOLZ"
>":D"
>Get >250 thumbs

what, FJ?
Christ you guys are bipolar
#337 to #241 - ohhaitharyou (03/27/2013) [-]
Maybe sometimes they actually pay attention to the humor instead of ******** themselves over stupid details.



I.e "Le" being used in comics.
User avatar #244 to #241 - srskate (03/27/2013) [-]
im with you on this one
User avatar #363 to #241 - alstorp (03/27/2013) [-]
There be faggots among us, mate.
User avatar #221 to #9 - roflcopterohone (03/27/2013) [-]
>LOLZ
>Thumbs
wat
+9
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#19 to #9 - andnowducks (03/26/2013) [-]
Implying someone would let you live for saying 2 episode 2
#55 to #19 - anon (03/26/2013) [-]
But...they'd already be dead.
User avatar #58 to #55 - andnowducks (03/26/2013) [-]
But he'd have to paint it on, and then the knife would go up his dick hole.
#65 to #58 - anon (03/26/2013) [-]
User avatar #207 to #19 - Jesusnipples (03/27/2013) [-]
On my screen you have 22 thumbs on your comment.


It's a conspiracy...
#208 to #207 - anon (03/27/2013) [-]
*conspira-three
User avatar #351 to #19 - ryuuk (03/27/2013) [-]
his computer says hl3 does it not?
User avatar #364 to #351 - andnowducks (03/27/2013) [-]
No, it says alf-life 3
#132 - anon (03/26/2013) [-]
Suicide would be fun if people could respawn.
User avatar #140 to #132 - gmarrox (03/26/2013) [-]
Ever had Deja Vu? You're starting over from your last checkpoint.
#205 to #140 - thebigcountry (03/27/2013) [-]






But what happens when you beat the game.......?
#180 to #140 - salts (03/26/2013) [-]
yesssss!!1!1!!!!11
yesssss!!1!1!!!!11
#175 to #140 - icametocomment (03/26/2013) [-]
How does that even wooooork
#38 - tkfishandchips (03/26/2013) [-]
I suddenly have an urge to play Grand Theft Auto.
#304 - CakemanRPG (03/27/2013) [-]
I completely lost it at "wearing a crotchless fursuit"
I completely lost it at "wearing a crotchless fursuit"
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