4chan on suicide. .. LOLZ mine would say Half Life 3 :D just to spread the panic
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Submitted: 03/26/2013
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#9 - anonymous (03/26/2013) [+] (15 replies)
LOLZ mine would say Half Life 3 :D just to spread the panic
#13 - toastiepie (03/26/2013) [+] (5 replies)
To top it all off
You're in a dessert
User avatar #20 - mattdoggy (03/26/2013) [+] (15 replies)
>purchase viking outfit, superglue, razor wire, and sword
>go to a public place, preferably a local childrens school
>dress in full viking garb and go to the roof of the building at night time
>make a razor wire noose and put it around your neck, tying the other end to somewhere on the building
>put superglue on both of your hands in ridiculous amounts
>with your left hand grab your hair on your head firmly so it is glued in securely
>with your right hand grab your sword and let it dry in place
>wait until the children show up for school the next morning
>Scream out something worth remembering and jump
>when you get far enough down the razor wire will decapitate you
>if everything is done right you will be holding your own head and your sword
>you will appear to have decapitated yourself
>you will forever live on in the children's minds forever as well as the media's as "that viking who chopped off his own head"
>if your task is done well your Nordic brothers to the north will beckon the Valkyrie to take you to Valhalla
#27 - katinka (03/26/2013) [+] (3 replies)
the title reminded me of this
User avatar #25 - Cleavland Steamer (03/26/2013) [+] (4 replies)
How to suicide:
>become a politician
>win country's trust that you will help them out of economic and social collapse
>become leader of nation
>create fascist police state and rule with an iron fist
>commit mass genocide
>start a World War
>get married
>shoot yourself
>congratulations, you have become Hitler
#39 - kez (03/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
My parachute would say:

What would you do for a klondike bar?
#88 - kyleassante (03/26/2013) [+] (4 replies)
i was hoping it was gonna end with    
>drive car off the grand cannon    
>jump out and parasail into glory as the cop cars explode behind you   
   
BONUS POINTS    
>do it naked and actually clear the grand cannon
i was hoping it was gonna end with
>drive car off the grand cannon
>jump out and parasail into glory as the cop cars explode behind you

BONUS POINTS
>do it naked and actually clear the grand cannon
#99 to #88 - ancientchaos (03/26/2013) [-]
>grand cannon
User avatar #248 - therealtjthemedic (03/27/2013) [+] (98 replies)
**therealtjthemedic rolls 999,999,999** ******* 4chan, keeps **** fresh in the afterlife
User avatar #47 - bumbie (03/26/2013) [+] (3 replies)
im considering this...
not because im suicidal but because its goddamn genius.
#11 - teranin ONLINE (03/26/2013) [+] (4 replies)
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User avatar #82 - commentremoved (03/26/2013) [-]
>Go skydiving over airshow dressed in captain falcon suit
>Have no parachute
>Flying through air at 180mph target someone
>Put fist back and put in front of self
>Shout "FALCON PUNCH" as I hurtle through air and obliterate myself and whoever I hit
#35 - grilledcheeze (03/26/2013) [-]
Cruise control.
#57 - lunacy (03/26/2013) [-]
If any one of you crazy internet 						*****					 do this, holy 						****					. I would watch that news clip for breakfast every 						*******					 day.
If any one of you crazy internet ***** do this, holy **** . I would watch that news clip for breakfast every ******* day.
User avatar #141 - noblekira (03/26/2013) [+] (4 replies)
>write a weird, long ass equation in public on the ground
>start screaming, i have done it, the governments control is gone, im free
>start twitching,
>screaming, no masters, please... dont!
>mid twitch spit on a ceasium tablet hidden on your shoulder
>head explodes


Bonus points
get in an important sounding last few words such as "but i know the cure for cancer it's...."
#132 - anonymous (03/26/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Suicide would be fun if people could respawn.
User avatar #140 to #132 - gmarrox (03/26/2013) [-]
Ever had Deja Vu? You're starting over from your last checkpoint.
User avatar #12 - Rockaman (03/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Get the radio to play this! - www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9FImc2LOr8
#71 - stijnverheye (03/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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