4 chan story time. Story time. stay time ml 1 Turn and meet this aute girl Eventually have sexy time then em she' s pregnant 1 its been months and I' m still ne
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4 chan story time

stay time ml
1 Turn and meet this aute girl
Eventually have sexy time then em she' s pregnant
1 its been months and I' m still net ready be a father
A thaught then pops inte my head during foreplay ene night
1 We kiss and I gently start fingering her
One finger, now No, then WHAM my whole hand
I shove as far as I em and grasp the head m the baby
1 Ripping it out I gnaw eff the eard
1 Thing wont stop wiggling I light it en fire
Put it in my dogs dish and he eats it
1 By this time my gal has bled em, that' s okay since she was a bitch
Call the police
1 Have just enough time than off and change before they arrive
1 Tell them I just get heme hem jogging
They piece it tegether and figure she had the baby premature
She went into shock and passed out
1 It was a still born and the dog ate it as she bled to death
MPH? they offered to buy me a few reinds at the bar
Cl Anonymoused: ) ) e: 27: 26
Cl Anonymous an ) ) e: Na.
Oh my outskirts god that was hilerious.
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#55 - joshofsouls (03/27/2012) [-]
Why not just the baby yourself?
#201 to #55 - sothenisaid (03/27/2012) [-]
lol i remember one time and point like months ago i trolled u cuz u were scared of Kony, the Ugandan hero.
on one post u were scared to like content because you thought you would get banned.
wierd how i remember dat.
#60 to #55 - assdemolisher (03/27/2012) [-]
That fail of a sentence made me laugh so much XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD   
   
Thank you. XD
That fail of a sentence made me laugh so much XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Thank you. XD
User avatar #56 to #55 - Sunburn (03/27/2012) [-]
I think you accidentally your sentence.
#58 to #56 - joshofsouls (03/27/2012) [-]
Son of a bitch...

It's 3:30 in the morning and I was trying to say "Why not eat the baby yourself?"
I misspelled eat, and went to delete it to retype it... I forgot to add Eat again...

I deserve all the red thumbs coming to me....
#75 to #58 - pollutedsoul (03/27/2012) [-]
The fail sentence is waaay funnier though.
#59 to #58 - Sunburn (03/27/2012) [-]
I know that feel... however I don't have a picture for feels in my reaction folder. So here take this.
I know that feel... however I don't have a picture for feels in my reaction folder. So here take this.
#70 to #58 - grundo (03/27/2012) [-]
HOLY 			****		 I AM LAUGHING SO 			*******		 HARD! A thumb for you sir!
HOLY **** I AM LAUGHING SO ******* HARD! A thumb for you sir!
#105 to #58 - flyingwhale (03/27/2012) [-]
thumb for you sir.you made my day
thumb for you sir.you made my day
#178 - wovow ONLINE (03/27/2012) [-]
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#77 - jakols (03/27/2012) [-]
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#118 - silverlance (03/27/2012) [-]
This may be what the final twilight book was based on
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#63 - spacecowboydk (03/27/2012) [-]
LOVE IT!
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#166 - restlesszeus (03/27/2012) [-]
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User avatar #182 to #160 - puredeliciousness (03/27/2012) [-]
It tis?...
#145 - asainati (03/27/2012) [-]
I think I'm actually mentally scarred.
I think I'm actually mentally scarred.
#198 to #145 - apsycogerbil (03/27/2012) [-]
oh angel beats such a good anime
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#112 - jokervsbat (03/27/2012) [-]
BUT WHO WAS PHONE???
BUT WHO WAS PHONE???
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