4 chan story time. Story time. stay time ml 1 Turn and meet this aute girl Eventually have sexy time then em she' s pregnant 1 its been months and I' m still ne
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Story time

stay time ml
1 Turn and meet this aute girl
Eventually have sexy time then em she' s pregnant
1 its been months and I' m still net ready be a father
A thaught then pops inte my head during foreplay ene night
1 We kiss and I gently start ********* her
One finger, now No, then WHAM my whole hand
I shove as far as I em and grasp the head m the baby
1 Ripping it out I gnaw eff the eard
1 Thing wont stop wiggling I light it en fire
Put it in my dogs dish and he eats it
1 By this time my gal has bled em, that' s okay since she was a bitch
Call the police
1 Have just enough time than off and change before they arrive
1 Tell them I just get heme hem jogging
They piece it tegether and figure she had the baby *********
She went into shock and passed out
1 It was a still born and the dog ate it as she bled to death
MPH? they offered to buy me a few reinds at the bar
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Oh my outskirts god that was hilerious.
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Submitted: 03/26/2012
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#55 - joshofsouls ONLINE (03/27/2012) [+] (9 replies)
Why not just the baby yourself?
#15 - nippuhl (03/27/2012) [+] (13 replies)
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Green text story dump.
#118 - silverlance (03/27/2012) [+] (2 replies)
This may be what the final twilight book was based on
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#178 - wovow (03/27/2012) [-]
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They never suspected a thing.....
#63 - spacecowboydk (03/27/2012) [-]
LOVE IT!
#2 - joaomartins (03/26/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Full of normal people
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#95 - produzzo (03/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**produzzo rolls 9**
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#45 - flyingwhale (03/27/2012) [+] (4 replies)
and this kids is how i met your mother!
and this kids is how i met your mother!
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