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#3 - demigodofmadness
Reply +285
(12/04/2013) [-]
That sounds amazing, unfortunately I'm not allowed within 100 yards of a toys r' us.
#6 to #3 - geofferypowers
Reply +26
(12/04/2013) [-]
I demand backstory.
#14 to #6 - demigodofmadness
Reply +52
(12/04/2013) [-]
I'm not legally required to tell you unless you live in the same neighborhood as me.

But I will anyways, I used to be a priest.
#7 to #6 - plutoo
Reply +9
(12/04/2013) [-]
seconded!
#16 to #7 - demigodofmadness
Reply +37
(12/04/2013) [-]
One time at Toys R' Us I was tripping on ecstasy and I ran around the entire store naked pretending to be the greased up deaf guy.
#8 to #7 - ironsoul ONLINE
Reply +10
(12/04/2013) [-]
Third.
#17 to #8 - demigodofmadness
Reply +36
(12/04/2013) [-]
I used to date the daughter of the CEO of Toys R' Us and he took me to court to get a restraining order from him, his daughter and any property he owns. Some BS about how I'm not allowed to date 8 year olds or something.
#9 to #8 - gerno
Reply +8
(12/04/2013) [-]
fourth!
#18 to #9 - demigodofmadness
Reply +34
(12/04/2013) [-]
One time at Toys R' Us I went to the disney princess section and started jerking off to all the toys.
#10 to #9 - stealingbikes
Reply +10
(12/04/2013) [-]
He better tell the damn story
#19 to #10 - demigodofmadness
Reply +38
(12/04/2013) [-]
It was probably the time I ate a bunch of shrooms and wandered into a Toys R' Us and kicked a small child with downs in the face because I thought he was an alien.
#22 to #19 - stealingbikes
Reply +5
(12/04/2013) [-]
I like this story best.

Mom's face when...
#13 to #10 - gerno
Reply +3
(12/04/2013) [-]
oh trust me, ill flip my **** if he dosent. and it better be funny
#21 to #13 - demigodofmadness
Reply +17
(12/04/2013) [-]
I told a bunch of stories in reply to everyone else who asked for a story. Hopefully you find one of them funny.
#12 to #10 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY
Reply +3
(12/04/2013) [-]
I better read this tory before this night is done or else im gonna hate you forever and ill never be your friend
#20 to #12 - demigodofmadness
Reply +23
(12/04/2013) [-]
I found a toy mic out of the box at a Toys R' Us and I started singing the song the Dan Band sings in Old School to several young girls.
#69 to #20 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY
Reply 0
(12/08/2013) [-]
i like this backstory
#67 to #20 - geofferypowers
Reply 0
(12/05/2013) [-]
Thank you so much for your stories. You have delivered well.
#24 to #20 - gerno
Reply +2
(12/04/2013) [-]
thanks for delivering