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2012 Olympics

134373_ tim! , KB, assess, 1342! )
FEE! ta Great Britain fer the
rolan. e has a rough landing guy next to me says This pilot sure is bad at his job'
came an the plane
Earnest guy next to me for saying samething mean and hurting the punts feelings
Mist plane gs to a restaurant larder a meal
shoto butter my bread
Excuse me. ' t given a butter knife" I tell me waiter
o" Stury sir. knives are banned here use your spleen"
sleek around see everyone else using a spoon to Cut their steaks butter their bread and divide their semen rations
bleave and head to my hotel
ttwo guys came knives. tell me to give them all my maney
police across the street. flag them down
elit: e come ever realize criminals have knives and they have naming to stop them. end up getting robbed ted
NEVER AGAIN WILL II/ IST THIS SHT TIER NATION
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#31 - Welshhobo (08/02/2012) [-]
>Go to USA for the Superbowl   
>Plane lands normally - everyone goes wild, cheers and claps   
>Pilot gets standing ovation and we take off, do a victory lap and land again   
>Finally get off the plane, go to restaurant, order a meal   
>Only thing on the menu is freedom   
>"Excuse me, do you serve any food here"   
>Sure, we have steak, eggs and bacon   
>"Ill have steak please"   
>Look down, no cutlery, look around, everyone is eating food off a machete or a gun.   
>Pay, apparently i got taxed for eating   
>Leave, head to my hotel   
>Waiter chases me all the way there saying i didn't give me free money   
>Wut   
>Pulls out assault rifle   
>Wut wut wut   
>Waiter gets shot by gang of black guys and a flock of eagles.   
>Can't afford healthcare    
   
HAHAHAHA JUSTICE.
>Go to USA for the Superbowl
>Plane lands normally - everyone goes wild, cheers and claps
>Pilot gets standing ovation and we take off, do a victory lap and land again
>Finally get off the plane, go to restaurant, order a meal
>Only thing on the menu is freedom
>"Excuse me, do you serve any food here"
>Sure, we have steak, eggs and bacon
>"Ill have steak please"
>Look down, no cutlery, look around, everyone is eating food off a machete or a gun.
>Pay, apparently i got taxed for eating
>Leave, head to my hotel
>Waiter chases me all the way there saying i didn't give me free money
>Wut
>Pulls out assault rifle
>Wut wut wut
>Waiter gets shot by gang of black guys and a flock of eagles.
>Can't afford healthcare

HAHAHAHA JUSTICE.
#43 to #31 - failedfrontflip (08/02/2012) [-]
NHS BITCHES
#59 - atr (08/02/2012) [-]
...semen rations?
#60 to #59 - dsizzle (08/02/2012) [-]
For real though... Wtf??
User avatar #1 - cleverguy (08/01/2012) [-]
lost it at semen rations
#13 - Jormundar (08/01/2012) [-]
MFW i'm british
MFW i'm british
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User avatar #14 to #13 - british (08/01/2012) [-]
okay i keep on getting a notification whenever anyone says "british"
**** THIS **** , im just gonna reply "YOU CALLED?" every time from now on until you guys stop
#16 to #14 - jjholt ONLINE (08/01/2012) [-]
British
User avatar #17 to #16 - british (08/01/2012) [-]
You called?
#18 to #17 - John Cena (08/01/2012) [-]
british
british
#25 to #18 - John Cena (08/01/2012) [-]
British
#29 to #25 - John Cena (08/02/2012) [-]
british
User avatar #52 to #29 - findtheanswer (08/02/2012) [-]
British
User avatar #82 to #52 - british (08/02/2012) [-]
34 notifications


**** THIS ****
User avatar #83 to #82 - findtheanswer (08/02/2012) [-]
I'm sorry, are we pissing you off British?
User avatar #84 to #83 - british (08/02/2012) [-]
yeah, i keep trying to stop this, but i just cant findtheanswer
User avatar #86 to #84 - findtheanswer (08/02/2012) [-]
Well played British, well played.
#21 to #17 - John Cena (08/01/2012) [-]
british
#20 to #17 - John Cena (08/01/2012) [-]
british
User avatar #27 to #14 - chibiman (08/01/2012) [-]
british
User avatar #26 to #14 - Generation (08/01/2012) [-]
i know that feel :(
#90 to #14 - John Cena (08/02/2012) [-]
British
#79 - superwoofer (08/02/2012) [-]
>police don't carry guns
>put missile launchers on top of apartments for olympics
>mfw britain
source: www.guardian.co.uk/law/2012/jun/28/legal-action-missiles-roof-olympics
User avatar #67 - blazekingxxx (08/02/2012) [-]
Just so you know British officers do have guns they just dont carry them around



They are only brought out in serious situations
#69 to #67 - thatsmyfetish (08/02/2012) [-]
Then they may as well not have guns.
User avatar #71 to #69 - blazekingxxx (08/02/2012) [-]
Why?
#72 to #71 - thatsmyfetish (08/02/2012) [-]
If you don't carry the gun around then you may as well not have it. It's not exactley helping you if it's not around to be used.
User avatar #75 to #72 - blazekingxxx (08/02/2012) [-]
Wow you are dull

The guns are brought out in big situations such as a man killing his wife officers would be sent down armed, you dont need a gun to bust some kid for carrying weed or a shoplifter.

The fact that American citizens are aloud guns is very stupid they do more harm than good, guns should be left to the authorities
#77 to #75 - thatsmyfetish (08/02/2012) [-]
Oh yes because Britain is a beautiful paradise of no killings or anything. How about your government tries to function in a nation of over three hundred million instead of sixty two million. They aren't going to be able to do any better than ours, and frankly there's no possible way to please a fair majority of any country, much less one as diverse as ours. Along with our country being five times larger than Great Britain there's going to be druggies, maniacs, fools, criminals, and shooters. Its inevitable. It has nothing to do with our fair rights to bear arms, and the fact of the matter is a large number of our states enforce extremley fair gun enforcement laws. Weapons given to officers that protect and serve the innocent citizens are also used to protect the officer, because when a criminal is pointing a gun at our men in blue our government decided we didn't want them to be holding a taser with their gun in the ******* car.

Now before you go calling me dull you socialist prick take a step off your pedastel and think about your position a little better.
User avatar #78 to #77 - blazekingxxx (08/02/2012) [-]
You need to take a chill pill
User avatar #88 to #78 - thetowelboy (08/02/2012) [-]
I can get one would think we should have loser gun control in the US, but cops really should carry around guns IMO. I was almost a cop myself but the left the academy to become a lawyer (I don't really like what goes on in the police department I was going to work for) so I might be bias, but it seemed to me that it wasn't rare for us to be at a crime scene too late anyway, if we had to go back to the station to get guns all the time it would have been a huge pain. I haven't been on any ride alongs or anything with shots fired, but I've been to ones where we would have been too late had we not had the guns on us.
#85 to #77 - John Cena (08/02/2012) [-]
would you rather a maniac have a knife or a gun?
#87 to #77 - alchord (08/02/2012) [-]
^ Serious butthurt here.
^ Serious butthurt here.
#57 - John Cena (08/02/2012) [-]
its more entertaining to see people get tazered rather than just shot
#89 to #50 - John Cena (08/02/2012) [-]
****** love Band of Brothers
#65 - kusalranawaka (08/02/2012) [-]
*Sigh* some americans are genuinely thick   
   
Uk police carry taser guns instead of real guns.
*Sigh* some americans are genuinely thick

Uk police carry taser guns instead of real guns.
#11 - feeling (08/01/2012) [-]
I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER OUT FREE HEALTHCARE AND SEXY ACCENTS
User avatar #73 - gutollyr (08/02/2012) [-]
british
User avatar #74 to #73 - evilfederation (08/02/2012) [-]
British
User avatar #7 - gasster (08/01/2012) [-]
police in london are armed over the olympics. and we have rocket launchers on the roofs
User avatar #8 to #7 - gasster (08/01/2012) [-]
i know it was a joke this was just for people like comment #2
User avatar #3 - forgottenmyshorts (08/01/2012) [-]
Its probably not the country, you probably got mugged for looking like a douche. And/or they were *******
#23 to #3 - sytheris ONLINE (08/01/2012) [-]
there aren't any ******* in Britain silly. All the British black people are in Videogames/in movies.
#6 to #3 - John Cena (08/01/2012) [-]
You have given me cancer
User avatar #28 - smalltimelime (08/02/2012) [-]
Why is there no England anymore :'( its all about Britain now....
User avatar #30 to #28 - mrwalkerfour (08/02/2012) [-]
wait for it... england is part of britain
User avatar #32 to #30 - smalltimelime (08/02/2012) [-]
:L yeah I know that, I'm English. Just you don't hear england any more, except for the world cup.
Which we suck in.
#41 to #32 - John Cena (08/02/2012) [-]
Try being Scottish. We get called English all the time.
User avatar #33 to #32 - mrwalkerfour (08/02/2012) [-]
so am I

it's kinda like saying I'm white instead of i'm human both are true but human is alot nicer :D
User avatar #34 to #33 - smalltimelime (08/02/2012) [-]
I guess... I just like the individuality. As many think GB is a country but its... a group? Not quite sure what it qualifies as. Any ideas?
User avatar #35 to #34 - mrwalkerfour (08/02/2012) [-]
well it's the remnents of our empire but it's abit small to be called empire so i guess a....united...kingdom???
User avatar #36 to #35 - smalltimelime (08/02/2012) [-]
Very clever :L But the UK encompasses Ireland, whereas GB doesn't?
User avatar #37 to #36 - mrwalkerfour (08/02/2012) [-]
britain is all of our countries Nireland, falklands, etc

Uk is all the countries on our island so scotland, wales england are UK
User avatar #39 to #37 - smalltimelime (08/02/2012) [-]
ahh... Wow, kinda bad I didn't know that. How much have we even got left?
User avatar #40 to #39 - mrwalkerfour (08/02/2012) [-]
besides the obvious ones there's a couple islands spread across the world such as the Falklands but i don't know there names

there is also the commonwealth which is alot of the countries we used to control such as Canada, Australia,(any country with a british flag on their flag) and african countries.
anyone from the commonwealth recognizes our sovereign as their head of state (but she ahs no power over them) and they can join our militairy so long as they meet the requirements such as english speaking.
#4 - John Cena (08/01/2012) [-]
See, I fully agree and I'm from Great Britain. However, I'm from the only part of it that still allows police to carry guns. They're still allowed to carry guns because officially we're still at threat from terrorist activity (UVF, IRA, CIRA etc...). So given a choice, I'd rather our police weren't REQUIRED to carry guns anymore either. They are, I have to deal with it. Regarding the spoon thing though.... FEED OF **** . Move along
#5 to #4 - nahingerii ONLINE (08/01/2012) [-]
Northern Irish brother?
#19 - zickenlotto (08/01/2012) [-]
I like England, especially the British accent they have!
User avatar #9 - Rollerofdouble (08/01/2012) [-]
Or you can have Northern Ireland, The country never mentioned by team GB to the point people don't know it's part of the UK, where the police have guns all the time
#51 - diespitris (08/02/2012) [-]
I wish I had a sexy accent. All I have is this boring American accent...   
   
Feels bad, man.

I wish I had a sexy accent. All I have is this boring American accent...

Feels bad, man.
#56 to #51 - John Cena (08/02/2012) [-]
wanna swap places so we stand out with different accents?
#58 to #56 - diespitris (08/02/2012) [-]

That sounds interesting.
#76 to #51 - diespitris (08/02/2012) [-]
MFW people are taking me seriously.

MFW people are taking me seriously.
#61 to #51 - brandonstanford (08/02/2012) [-]
Some girls like american accents I personally like russian and aussie accent
User avatar #91 to #61 - aussiepridevil ONLINE (08/05/2012) [-]
i have an australian accent :D
#92 to #91 - brandonstanford (08/05/2012) [-]
ok...
ok...
#66 to #61 - diespitris (08/02/2012) [-]
But... I don't want women.    
   
I am a straight woman myself.

But... I don't want women.

I am a straight woman myself.
#68 to #66 - brandonstanford (08/02/2012) [-]
Vice versa that some men like the american accent too?
Vice versa that some men like the american accent too?
#70 to #68 - diespitris (08/02/2012) [-]
Of course. I was merely being silly, but everyone has different tastes.

Of course. I was merely being silly, but everyone has different tastes.
User avatar #2 - Biebz (08/01/2012) [-]
And that is why it is important for countries to keep their gun rights
User avatar #62 - withthelemons (08/02/2012) [-]
I wonder if the British find the American accent as awesome as we find theirs..
User avatar #63 to #62 - lordsugardaddy (08/02/2012) [-]
nope
User avatar #64 to #63 - withthelemons (08/02/2012) [-]
damn..
#80 to #63 - captnpl (08/02/2012) [-]
What about southern accents?
User avatar #93 to #80 - Xaytor (08/09/2012) [-]
South London > South America
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