2012 Olympics. . 134373_ tim! , KB, assess, 1342! ) FEE! ta Great Britain fer the rolan. e has a rough landing guy next to me says This pilot sure is bad at his
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134373_ tim! , KB, assess, 1342! )
FEE! ta Great Britain fer the
rolan. e has a rough landing guy next to me says This pilot sure is bad at his job'
came an the plane
Earnest guy next to me for saying samething mean and hurting the punts feelings
Mist plane gs to a restaurant larder a meal
shoto butter my bread
Excuse me. ' t given a butter knife" I tell me waiter
o" Stury sir. knives are banned here use your spleen"
sleek around see everyone else using a spoon to Cut their steaks butter their bread and divide their semen rations
bleave and head to my hotel
ttwo guys came knives. tell me to give them all my maney
police across the street. flag them down
elit: e come ever realize criminals have knives and they have naming to stop them. end up getting robbed ted
NEVER AGAIN WILL II/ IST THIS SHT TIER NATION
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#31 - Welshhobo (08/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>Go to USA for the Superbowl   
>Plane lands normally - everyone goes wild, cheers and claps   
>Pilot gets standing ovation and we take off, do a victory lap and land again   
>Finally get off the plane, go to restaurant, order a meal   
>Only thing on the menu is freedom   
>"Excuse me, do you serve any food here"   
>Sure, we have steak, eggs and bacon   
>"Ill have steak please"   
>Look down, no cutlery, look around, everyone is eating food off a machete or a gun.   
>Pay, apparently i got taxed for eating   
>Leave, head to my hotel   
>Waiter chases me all the way there saying i didn't give me free money   
>Wut   
>Pulls out assault rifle   
>Wut wut wut   
>Waiter gets shot by gang of black guys and a flock of eagles.   
>Can't afford healthcare    
   
HAHAHAHA JUSTICE.
>Go to USA for the Superbowl
>Plane lands normally - everyone goes wild, cheers and claps
>Pilot gets standing ovation and we take off, do a victory lap and land again
>Finally get off the plane, go to restaurant, order a meal
>Only thing on the menu is freedom
>"Excuse me, do you serve any food here"
>Sure, we have steak, eggs and bacon
>"Ill have steak please"
>Look down, no cutlery, look around, everyone is eating food off a machete or a gun.
>Pay, apparently i got taxed for eating
>Leave, head to my hotel
>Waiter chases me all the way there saying i didn't give me free money
>Wut
>Pulls out assault rifle
>Wut wut wut
>Waiter gets shot by gang of black guys and a flock of eagles.
>Can't afford healthcare

HAHAHAHA JUSTICE.
User avatar #1 - cleverguy (08/01/2012) [-]
lost it at semen rations
#13 - Jormundar (08/01/2012) [+] (18 replies)
MFW i'm british
MFW i'm british
User avatar #67 - blazekingxxx (08/02/2012) [+] (9 replies)
Just so you know British officers do have guns they just dont carry them around



They are only brought out in serious situations
User avatar #62 - withthelemons (08/02/2012) [+] (4 replies)
I wonder if the British find the American accent as awesome as we find theirs..
User avatar #63 to #62 - lordsugardaddy (08/02/2012) [-]
nope
#59 - atr (08/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)
...semen rations?
User avatar #28 - smalltimelime (08/02/2012) [+] (10 replies)
Why is there no England anymore :'( its all about Britain now....
User avatar #30 to #28 - mrwalkerfour (08/02/2012) [-]
wait for it... england is part of britain
-5
#44 - beefs has deleted their comment [+] (3 replies)
#46 to #45 - beefs (08/02/2012) [-]
Wow, not even sure why I posted that, back to the hunt for the funny.
#11 - feeling (08/01/2012) [-]
I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER OUT FREE HEALTHCARE AND SEXY ACCENTS
#79 - superwoofer (08/02/2012) [-]
>police don't carry guns
>put missile launchers on top of apartments for olympics
>mfw britain
source: www.guardian.co.uk/law/2012/jun/28/legal-action-missiles-roof-olympics
#65 - kusalranawaka (08/02/2012) [-]
*Sigh* some americans are genuinely thick   
   
Uk police carry taser guns instead of real guns.
*Sigh* some americans are genuinely thick

Uk police carry taser guns instead of real guns.
#50 - pornzmon (08/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #73 - gutollyr (08/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)
british
#51 - diespitris (08/02/2012) [+] (9 replies)
I wish I had a sexy accent. All I have is this boring American accent...   
   
Feels bad, man.

I wish I had a sexy accent. All I have is this boring American accent...

Feels bad, man.
#70 to #68 - diespitris (08/02/2012) [-]
Of course. I was merely being silly, but everyone has different tastes.

Of course. I was merely being silly, but everyone has different tastes.
User avatar #48 - evilfederation (08/02/2012) [+] (2 replies)
British before the sunset.
#54 to #48 - imagnetsux (08/02/2012) [-]
**imagnetsux rolled a random image posted in comment #45814 at Slice of Life thread II ** british after 8:00
User avatar #7 - gasster (08/01/2012) [+] (1 reply)
police in london are armed over the olympics. and we have rocket launchers on the roofs
#10 - anonymous (08/01/2012) [-]
If der aint no guns den how u ment to kill the criminal scum
User avatar #9 - Rollerofdouble (08/01/2012) [-]
Or you can have Northern Ireland, The country never mentioned by team GB to the point people don't know it's part of the UK, where the police have guns all the time
#4 - anonymous (08/01/2012) [+] (1 reply)
See, I fully agree and I'm from Great Britain. However, I'm from the only part of it that still allows police to carry guns. They're still allowed to carry guns because officially we're still at threat from terrorist activity (UVF, IRA, CIRA etc...). So given a choice, I'd rather our police weren't REQUIRED to carry guns anymore either. They are, I have to deal with it. Regarding the spoon thing though.... FEED OF **** . Move along
User avatar #3 - forgottenmyshorts (08/01/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Its probably not the country, you probably got mugged for looking like a douche. And/or they were *******
#23 to #3 - sytheris (08/01/2012) [-]
there aren't any ******* in Britain silly. All the British black people are in Videogames/in movies.
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