White People Problems. Hey its a great day to make up to get mad about Im white and Im just gonna close my eyes, point in a random direction, and when i open my MOTHERFUCKINGLIF

White People Problems

White People Problems. Hey its a great day to make up to get mad about Im white and Im just gonna close my eyes, point in a random direction, and when i open my

Hey its a great day to make up **** to get mad about
Im white and Im just gonna close my eyes, point in a random direction, and when i open my eyes im gonna bitch about the thing im pointing at

We have White People Problems, In America. That' s what we have,
White People Problems. You know what that is‘? That' s where
you' re life is amazing, so you just make **** up to be upset about.
People in other countries have real problems, Like -- "Oh, **** .
They' re until? off all our heads, today!" Things like that.
Here, we make **** up to be upset about. Like -- "How come
I have to choose a language on the ATM machine? ts ******** .
I shouldn' t have to do that. I' m American."
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#7 - myrtille ONLINE (05/19/2013) [-]
>atm machine
it's okay louis i still love you
User avatar #97 to #7 - teoferrazzi (05/20/2013) [-]
well, he is quoting a dumb person
User avatar #133 to #97 - myrtille ONLINE (05/20/2013) [-]
louis's not a rocket scientist, no, but the thing is that all of these things are just his opinions. he doesn't go around trying to tell anyone they're right or anything.
User avatar #135 to #133 - teoferrazzi (05/20/2013) [-]
i meant louis ck was quoting a dumb person [hypothetical american]
User avatar #136 to #135 - myrtille ONLINE (05/20/2013) [-]
what...? louis ck made up that joke, for what it's worth. it wasn't a quote.
User avatar #137 to #136 - teoferrazzi (05/20/2013) [-]
yes, but he was impersonating a dumb american, so the redundant acronym could be an expression of the stupidity of the character
#117 - abesimpson (05/20/2013) [-]
Every. ******* . Time.
#3 - tacomanofthenorth (05/19/2013) [-]
Me after having to deal with people like this everyday
User avatar #22 to #3 - kievaughnb (05/20/2013) [-]
every day*
User avatar #103 to #22 - aczoh (05/20/2013) [-]
erry day*
#4 to #3 - konradkurze [OP](05/19/2013) [-]
< tacomanofthenorth in a nutshell
< tacomanofthenorth in a nutshell
#34 - motorbowden (05/20/2013) [-]
I'll just leave this here
#113 to #34 - anon (05/20/2013) [-]
Yeah, I see a lot of funnyjunk agrees with this corrupt racist. Inmigrants are ******* up the world. They are the serious threat, not corrupted politicians nor bankers.
#98 to #34 - anon (05/20/2013) [-]

It's about a ******* racist community called "Supralicious", which talks about white race supremacy, eugenics, race purity and this kind of **** ... Go to their site, and enjoy what stupid and retarded ideology you're posting about ...

Also, Putin ... Just search about the Chechens, Tatars and how persecuted, manipulated (if not assassinated) are the journalists in the "glorious and democratic" Putin's Russia.
User avatar #116 to #98 - oneeyeddollbee (05/20/2013) [-]
Maybe they agree with that ideology
#95 to #34 - stratosphereus (05/20/2013) [-]
Dudes, you should realize that he is probably speaking about native minorities, like Chechens or Tatars. Russia has a great number of native nations within its gigantic territory, who are subjects to discrimination.
User avatar #52 to #34 - bronybox (05/20/2013) [-]
It's funny that you're thumbed down because only a week ago this was on frontpage.
#36 to #34 - comanderspy (05/20/2013) [-]
god damn it putin, you make me proud. im an imigrant to the US, but unlike most latino 			*****		 i actually came here in a 			*******		 plane, 100% legally, already knowing at least half the language, because i knew what i was getting into. i am now a citizen after a couple of years of living here.
god damn it putin, you make me proud. im an imigrant to the US, but unlike most latino ***** i actually came here in a ******* plane, 100% legally, already knowing at least half the language, because i knew what i was getting into. i am now a citizen after a couple of years of living here.
#78 to #36 - lamarisagoodname (05/20/2013) [-]
Middle eastern living in Canada myself, I know people who have been here 17 years and don't speak a lick of english, words cannot contain my frustration
User avatar #85 to #36 - threeeighteen ONLINE (05/20/2013) [-]
That's all fine and good, but you aren't a sexy Russian women.
#38 to #36 - ihavecontentthumbs (05/20/2013) [-]
most mexican or latino immigrants come here legally...
User avatar #60 to #38 - secretdestroyers (05/20/2013) [-]
And the ones who don't are just looking for work that lazy Americans won't do!
User avatar #67 to #60 - Ombra (05/20/2013) [-]
Says who? I used to work as a landscaper. Lost my job to a mexican guy. I use to work with a construction crew, lost my job to a mexican guy. Every job that us lazy Americans "won't do" is impossible to have because of things like this. We were doing fine before the immigration became a problem, and we'd do fine with out it. I don't care about immigrants (I wouldn't be here without them), I just believe it should be done legally.
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User avatar #139 to #60 - exarzero (05/20/2013) [-]
Yeah I see that too. Even on facebook today people were all agreeing they don't want to work and be unhappy.

An immigrant would be okay making almost no money to support his or her family a lot of time. And my generation is mostly lazy assholes.
User avatar #92 to #38 - drunkasaurus (05/20/2013) [-]
I'm not sure why you're being thumbed down. Obviously MOST immigrants come here legally. If we had over 50% of our immigrants coming here illegally that would be a major ******* issue. That said, I know of at least two people that immigrated into the U.S. illegally, so it's probably not as rare as you think
#39 to #38 - comanderspy (05/20/2013) [-]
u wot m8.

most mexicans and latinos (at least from the main continent and not the caribean) are in the country illegally, where the **** did you even hear this **** . dont you know there is a huge immigration problem because of illegal immigration. have you even heard of the dream act, that **** would not happen if 'most' (assuming a 60% average) were here legally
User avatar #44 to #39 - tinglyturtletaint (05/20/2013) [-]
Just so you know. This year the net amount of mexicans illegaly coming into the country is roughly zero. Just as many are leaving as coming in.
#41 to #39 - ihavecontentthumbs (05/20/2013) [-]
yes there has been a rise in illegal immigrants but still the number of immigrants coming to the US legally outweighs the number of immigrants coming here illegally
#42 to #41 - ihavecontentthumbs (05/20/2013) [-]
hispanic immigrants also not just all races
User avatar #45 to #41 - comanderspy (05/20/2013) [-]
again, no. you must be using wrong numbers then, because you are judging the number of legal immigrants here NOW, since ever, and comparing them to the number of illegals in the last couple of years, that is not a fair way to judge immigration because you might be including U.S. citizens born in the US, but still counted as latinos in the census, against some number made in the last couple of years. also, you cannot accurately count the number of immigrants, because they are hiding and **** . also, i can tell you from personal experience, that from 10 latinos i know, at least 5 or6 are illegal, or just lately became 'residents'
#46 to #45 - ihavecontentthumbs (05/20/2013) [-]
alright if youre just saying my data's wrong, wheres yours? and wow let me tell you from about the 50 latinos i know maybe one is illegal but in the process of becoming a citizen, what you just said is completely subjective, and literally means nothing to me nor does it legitimately back up your point
User avatar #47 to #46 - comanderspy (05/20/2013) [-]
well, maybe its because i live in a poor ass neighborhood, but idk
User avatar #73 to #47 - hammarhead (05/20/2013) [-]
If that's youre only evidence dont know what you're doing arguing it.
User avatar #72 to #39 - hammarhead (05/20/2013) [-]
No, you're actually way off. net majority mexican immigrants are legal.
User avatar #140 to #72 - exarzero (05/20/2013) [-]
Legal or not, I do dislike how we give people from other places more privileges than we get.
User avatar #64 to #38 - exarzero (05/20/2013) [-]
I live in Texas, and hunt on the border. I see more leftovers from people crossing the border than I do deer.
#86 to #64 - senorfrog (05/20/2013) [-]
The stars at night, are big and bright....
User avatar #138 to #86 - exarzero (05/20/2013) [-]

lol just kidding. It's true though, they all say it.
User avatar #141 to #138 - senorfrog (05/20/2013) [-]
I know, I live in Texas hahaha way up north where the weather changes every other hour.
User avatar #144 to #141 - exarzero (05/20/2013) [-]
Hell, it does that here in Houston, just with 100 percent humidity. When it snows (once a year) it comes down in nasty wet clumps of ice. I'ts better than a lot of places though, like places near the border I visit to hunt or see family.
User avatar #145 to #144 - senorfrog (05/20/2013) [-]
Oh those should be in the 100 degrees or higher by now.
User avatar #146 to #145 - exarzero (05/20/2013) [-]
Oh it is. It's like walking in a sauna right now. Exactly like that.
User avatar #161 to #146 - senorfrog (05/20/2013) [-]
I said that and it ******* hails here with tornadoes an hour or so from here.
User avatar #163 to #161 - exarzero (05/21/2013) [-]
LOL, yeah windstorm is hitting us.
User avatar #147 to #146 - senorfrog (05/20/2013) [-]
I still got a couple of days till 100 degrees, then it will never go down till halloween.
User avatar #40 to #38 - sloff **User deleted account** (05/20/2013) [-]
mr superman no here....
User avatar #118 to #36 - oneeyeddollbee (05/20/2013) [-]
Are you sure most "latino ***** " came to the U.S illegally? Do you have any info to back up that statement? I don't know, maybe you do, I'm just asking.
#99 to #36 - seizure (05/20/2013) [-]
How did you manage to get a citizenship within 2 years? Teach me your secrets, master.
#37 to #34 - guso (05/20/2013) [-]
"The Aryan Body, Mind and Soul, tribute to western civilization" this might be coming from some legit racists..
#49 - grooktoken (05/20/2013) [-]
I think this guys a giant dick. Awaiting red thumbs.
User avatar #71 to #49 - hammarhead (05/20/2013) [-]
awaiting reasons. Maybe you're a giant dick. We wouldn't know, because you haven't given us any GOD DAMNED EVIDENCE!
User avatar #57 to #49 - mutzaki (05/20/2013) [-]
But he's a funny dick, which ends up being a great combination.
#54 to #49 - manythingstodohere (05/20/2013) [-]
User avatar #94 - Kairyuka (05/20/2013) [-]
It's not like you can't have a problem just because someone somewhere else has a bigger problem, but with that said, some people really need to learn some perspective.
#6 - anon (05/19/2013) [-]
>you're life
Seriously, how can you mess that up?
User avatar #104 to #6 - aczoh (05/20/2013) [-]
I am life.
#10 to #6 - anon (05/19/2013) [-]
there's a beautiful irony in this given the context of what the post what regarding
User avatar #13 to #10 - oosime (05/20/2013) [-]
not really.
User avatar #15 to #6 - grrphc (05/20/2013) [-]
I don't understand why the internet ******* jerks off to **** like this.
You understand what he was trying to say, get the **** over it.
#107 - piximos (05/20/2013) [-]
#109 to #107 - konradkurze [OP](05/20/2013) [-]
Im watching You comrade
this is a job for Spelling Spetsnaz....if you interfere you go to gulag with bad speller
#81 - pheggit (05/20/2013) [-]
Love that man
#65 - jesusfish (05/20/2013) [-]
Louis CK is hilarious!
#105 - itbelongstocat (05/20/2013) [-]
you're life...
User avatar #108 to #105 - markertemp (05/20/2013) [-]
I am.
User avatar #110 to #108 - konradkurze [OP](05/20/2013) [-]
******* liar
User avatar #66 - grocer (05/20/2013) [-]
What about when a white male doesn't get a job because the company quota says that they need more blacks?
User avatar #69 to #66 - ctsasquatch (05/20/2013) [-]
Tell them you are half-black while pointing at your own junk. It gets RESULTS!
User avatar #100 to #66 - niggernazi (05/20/2013) [-]
man that company is committing suicide if they rather hire lazy ******* than white people
User avatar #82 to #66 - emptysuperman (05/20/2013) [-]
That's not how affirmative action works. They stopped using a quota based system pretty early on (University California vs. Bakke) because it was a racist thing to do. I swear, I hear so many redneck, uneducated ************* say the kind of ******** you just said all the time. Research a subject before you spout out stupid **** and make a damn fool of yourself.
#114 to #82 - reddragons (05/20/2013) [-]
dude his name is ********** , he is already makin a fool of himself
and btw the whole quota thing does still exist to the best of my knowledge, ive applied for a couple of jobs and they told me they couldnt hire me because they needed to have more women working for them
granted tht isnt a racial thing but its still a quota thing
User avatar #93 to #82 - IronTortureDevice (05/20/2013) [-]
Something similar happened in the UK if I remember rightly, it was in one of the papers - A girl's brigade troop was on the verge of being shut down for now having enough members who were minorities; but it might have been one of the ****** papers that really overexaggerates things...
User avatar #164 to #82 - grocer (05/21/2013) [-]
************ I'm in the UK.
User avatar #165 to #164 - emptysuperman (05/21/2013) [-]
There's your mistake right there.
#119 to #82 - niggernazi (05/20/2013) [-]
Thats already happening in sweden. The government favourise minorities and force the police and firedepartment to hire women and immigrants instead of swedish white men who could easily get the job done, but instead they hire weak immigrants who barely can speak swedish and women.
Sweden is falling apart due to leftwingers and immigration.
By your libtard logic, everyone who does not have the same opinions as you are uneduecated or retarded. You are afraid of people with different opinions than yourself so you hide from those ''rednecks'' and ''uneduecated *************** and talk **** about them on the internet.
You a small minded leftist, and i am afraid that you could easily be prime minister in sweden aka The north european marxist paradise.

Thats why sweden needs a hero.
User avatar #8 - largeheadphones (05/19/2013) [-]
I live in Texas, I don't see having to choose languages as the problem, it's what it implies, That illegal immigrants from mexico don't have to learn English, and then that inconvinences everyone else. for example a gas station near where i live accepts pesos now, they shouldn't do that, it makes everything easier for illegal immigrants.
#11 to #8 - Xepheros (05/19/2013) [-]
You're forgetting about a pretty sizeable crowd of people for whom that kind of thing might be very convenient though -- tourists. While I agree that you shouldn't accept pesos; there are more people that benefit from this kind of thing than illegal immigrants, and for that reason alone, it would be collective punishment to the upstanding and good folk to NOT let this kind of thing exist.

Besides, if it's really inconvenient for the average American to have to select a language when using an ATM (or whatever it was), then you just make English the default setting and incorporate flags (or other symbols) in the interface so switching temporarily still would be easy.
User avatar #23 to #11 - largeheadphones (05/20/2013) [-]
Quick! math question! answer

User avatar #25 to #23 - largeheadphones (05/20/2013) [-]

User avatar #80 to #8 - rockamekishiko (05/20/2013) [-]
People don't HAVE to learn English because it's not even the official language of the US, plus who do you think not speaking english cripples? the ones who don't speak it or the ones who do?

it's not about making it easier for illegals in the gas station. If anyone in the US has pesos still it is probably because they are tourists. Anyone planning on staying here wouldn't carry pesos around to spend at stores and i'm surprised even tourists would have pesos to spend in the us. Also they owner couldn't give any less ***** about what currency it is, i bet he just wants profit.
User avatar #153 to #80 - largeheadphones (05/20/2013) [-]
My real problem is the crime it brings over, I think we should be much stricter on people, I'm rather on the republican side, I hate this freebies given to the Mexicans that illegally cross over, as well as welfare checks and whatnot. why should the middle income Americans pay for them, it's not right.
User avatar #154 to #153 - rockamekishiko (05/20/2013) [-]
don't you have to have a social security number to receive welfare? illegals pay property taxes, sales taxes and most of them don't even reclaim the income taxes in fear they might get deported when they input information.
User avatar #155 to #154 - largeheadphones (05/20/2013) [-]
For the welfare part, i'm referring to everyone, "fellow Americans" too. I still maintain that i think they should be deported. And to go back to welfare, we pay taxes, so other people can get welfare, our taxes also go to help the illegal immigrants coming over because Obamas so fond of them.
User avatar #156 to #155 - rockamekishiko (05/20/2013) [-]
i'm not saying i'm in favor of illegal immigration at all. What i'm saying is that you can't blame them for problems like that.
User avatar #158 to #156 - largeheadphones (05/20/2013) [-]
For what problem in particular? welfare? the language thing? i don't know how to say my rebutle because im not sure what your saying.
User avatar #159 to #158 - rockamekishiko (05/20/2013) [-]
read all the comments again
User avatar #160 to #159 - largeheadphones (05/20/2013) [-]
Oh, i thought you said a problem, not problems, my bad.
#33 to #8 - anon (05/20/2013) [-]
I was agreeing with your comment until I saw "illegal immigrants from mexico." 1) Not all immigrants are from mexico. 2) Mexican immigrants are not the only ones who speak spanish. If you're going to try to get a point across, try not to sound narrow minded.
User avatar #157 to #33 - largeheadphones (05/20/2013) [-]
Most ILLEGAL immigrants are from mexico. the total point is that the fact they don't speak English, means they aren't able to exactly comply with other rules. many times do i yell at people in parking lots because they block the lane, and they roll down their window and all i hear is Spanish. and they don't know what i'm saying, so it's like talking to a wall.
User avatar #24 to #8 - reginleif (05/20/2013) [-]
;/ You do know pretty much every major store in Mexico accepts USD right? It's not an agenda, people just want to make as much money as possible.
User avatar #26 to #24 - largeheadphones (05/20/2013) [-]
Don't see many Americans illegal immigrating to mexico though
User avatar #27 to #26 - reginleif (05/20/2013) [-]
plenty of medicine and gold smuggling though. ^^

Also the point was that with two countries with tons of movement everyday across the border, not accepting multiple currencies is shooting oneself in the foot.
User avatar #29 to #27 - largeheadphones (05/20/2013) [-]
The foots not necessary for survive.....
User avatar #30 to #29 - reginleif (05/20/2013) [-]
No, but the guy with two feet is much faster than one. If one truly supports free markets, they know that people will choose profit over conviction, and even if something is illegal (or supporting illegal in this case and not illegal in itself.) if there's a large enough market, people will cater to it.

That's business for you. ;D
User avatar #31 to #30 - largeheadphones (05/20/2013) [-]
The business for me is prosthetics.
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User avatar #115 - walkerjam (05/20/2013) [-]
******* love Louis CK.
#84 - bitchplzzz (05/20/2013) [-]
My life is fine except the crucial part of living is being social. Am I social? No. **** .
User avatar #63 - exarzero (05/20/2013) [-]
I suppose my only problem was being born into a lesser end white family as a male, and there is not a single scholarship for me as where all of my counterparts with different skin pigmentation are given loads of cash...

In our nation, white people are so bad, yet the most underprivileged of all the races under "equal" conditions. I am not racist, I just want it fair.
#87 to #63 - anon (05/20/2013) [-]
just go get a suit, youll get more jobs than your friends. You have nothing to worry about, youre white! Life wants you to succeed!
User avatar #143 to #87 - exarzero (05/20/2013) [-]
Being white is why I could not get a scholarship in school. I do own a tailored suit I mowed lawns to earn. I went to college while working full time at ****** jobs, and still could not get a scholarship. It's ******** to give everything to others, just because they are not from here.
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User avatar #61 to #14 - vatra (05/20/2013) [-]
The bloody **** are those last three?
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User avatar #148 to #132 - vatra (05/20/2013) [-]
Sounds like people I'd want absolutely no contact with.
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User avatar #150 to #149 - vatra (05/20/2013) [-]
More like need psychiatric help.
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User avatar #162 to #151 - vatra (05/21/2013) [-]
Kill em' all.
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