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A man will, like, steal your ear . llh?. u, down or heat the
slit out of you but a , your ******* life.
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Do see the difference? Like, a man will cut year arm oft and
throw it in a river, hut he' ll leave , as a human being, intact.
He won' t **** with who yen are.
Women are , 1 but they will **** inside of your heart.
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User avatar #1 - oxymoronking ONLINE (06/11/2014) [-]
just know that heart ******** is probably someones fetish
#4 - chodes (06/11/2014) [-]
#14 - fuckinfuckinfuck ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
Girls can be pretty ****** up. Throughout high school and college, the worst things I've seen guys do is call people names, but I have seen many instances of girls doing these crazy, sociopathic, manipulative things to each other. You never even hear about this stuff unless you talk to someone directly involved, since that kind of drama is usually so cruel that nobody even wants to talk about it. This girl got bullied out of my high school at the end of junior year, and I didn't find out until a couple years later that she was being picked on by like, three girls.

A guy will call a girl a cunt, but a girl will send a very destructive three page text to another girl, then act like a total bitch to her for the next four years and spread lies to every other girl to get everyone else on their side. Drama like this always destroys friendships and causes these weird "teams" to form among social groups, where people are forced to take sides and will hate someone for hanging out with the people they don't like.

I'm a really neutral guy and I try to please everyone, but it's hard when two of your groups of friends talk **** on each other, and they each think badly of you for hanging out with the other group.

On that post about autism being linked to an excess of male genes during embryonic development, somebody said that makes sense since people with autism are typically very detached emotionally, and the males tends to be logical (i.e, thinking with their brains) while females often think with emotion and let it get the best of them. As much as I think that's kind of sexist and stereotypical, I do think it's true for the most part. From what I've seen, most adolescent girls seem to lack the ability to just talk **** out and make huge deals out of little issues. One day I hope to live in a world where a girl can just call another girl a cunt, and she'll laugh it off instead of crying in the bathroom, then plotting a stabbing.
User avatar #21 to #14 - zenler (06/12/2014) [-]
Hmm I guess ur correct just..
Anyone who shares traits of a buzzkill or condescending nature will **** you up. I'd try and stay away from those ************* .
User avatar #38 to #14 - Icedangel (06/12/2014) [-]
Is there a syndrome that's like.. anti-autism? too much female hormone that the women can't use logic?

Nb4 "thats normal for women"
User avatar #39 to #38 - fuckinfuckinfuck ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
Huh, interesting question. I googled it and found something called "Williams Syndrome". People with Williams Syndrome tend to be very empathetic and often outgoing, but not very bright, scoring an average of 62 on IQ tests. So I guess that's pretty much the other end of the spectrum.
#28 to #14 - skysaurus (06/12/2014) [-]
I relate so much to what you say about the team **** . My group of friends has recently split because two girls who were bestfriends had a falling out and basically just seperated the whole thing, but they still hang out together sometimes but everyone knows that the other has a horrible opinion on them yet they put on a ******* mask and act fake af. 'm the neutral guy to and hang out with both and theres one side thats way more pissy than the other but thats cuz the girl whos the "leader" of that one is really manipulative where as the other girl likes playing the victim,

It's a lot of bull.
#19 to #14 - zekeon ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
******* ******* **** , that was a good post.

I agree with the "girls think with emotions and it can get the better of them" thing, at least as far as all my anecdotal evidence points to. It seems like it's very easy for them to get hung up on little tiny things, sometimes in the effort to forget about bigger problems.

In fact, many women I've known will override anything you say because they "feel" differently about it, without thinking. Which has made it very hard to deal with them when I always try to think of things objectively.
#5 - casualbench (06/11/2014) [-]
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User avatar #2 - zachariaseverlivin (06/11/2014) [-]
tru dat
#15 - Lintutu (06/12/2014) [-]
I really don't like Louie's style of humor
User avatar #20 to #15 - TheHutchie (06/12/2014) [-]
no this is bad fuk u and ur goddam opinon

Is what I would say if I were a narrow minded, hypocritical idiot with my head up my ass.

Carry on.
#23 to #20 - mustangsvoo (06/12/2014) [-]
Good to know your not a politician
User avatar #24 to #23 - TheHutchie (06/12/2014) [-]
Touche.
User avatar #30 to #15 - ZenMacros (06/12/2014) [-]
He's my all-time favorite comedian, but if you don't like him, that's perfectly fine. You really didn't need that image since you asserted your opinion without being a douchebag about it.
#17 to #15 - iwumboyouwumbo (06/12/2014) [-]
That is completely alright and you have a right to an opinion    
   
 The wrong opinion [spoiler] I'm sorry [spoiler] Step up 			*****		  [/spoiler][/spoiler]
That is completely alright and you have a right to an opinion

The wrong opinion [spoiler] I'm sorry [spoiler] Step up ***** [/spoiler][/spoiler]
#18 to #15 - hudge (06/12/2014) [-]
I enjoy it, but I can understand why others wouldn't.
User avatar #16 - nimba (06/12/2014) [-]
haha men and women are different, it's about time comedians opened that treaasure trove of insights
#22 to #16 - fukyu (06/12/2014) [-]
you stupid cunt comedians have been pointing out the difference for decades.
User avatar #33 to #22 - nimba (06/12/2014) [-]
are you for real
#34 to #33 - fukyu (06/12/2014) [-]
nope i am a figment of your imagination, wow you are ******* dumb.
User avatar #35 to #34 - nimba (06/12/2014) [-]
Hey, you ulcerous cunt, that's pretty ironic when you couldn't even tell that first comment was a joke. You're so ******* basic
#36 to #35 - fukyu (06/12/2014) [-]
sure it was, people point out how ******* utterly retarded you are and then suddenly you were joking, sure we believe you..
#37 to #36 - nimba (06/12/2014) [-]
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#25 to #16 - okamibanshu (06/12/2014) [-]
i agree, as fukyu said they have been doing it a long time, but not blatantly and obviously.
#31 - delphine (06/12/2014) [-]
I dunno, I had a guy take a pretty big 			****		 inside my heart.
I dunno, I had a guy take a pretty big **** inside my heart.
#29 - ztwenyeight (06/12/2014) [-]
**ztwenyeight rolled image** this is funnier than the content
User avatar #27 - lotengo (06/12/2014) [-]
>cut your arm off
>leave you intact
User avatar #32 to #27 - Mortuus (06/12/2014) [-]
>as a human being
User avatar #26 - bitchitroll (06/12/2014) [-]
this girl i work with was giving someone dating advice and told the story of when one of her ex boyfriends cheated on her. she was friends with his friends and when they kept being friends after he cheated on her she got mad and played mind games with all of them until they all hated each other
#13 - Rascal (06/12/2014) [-]
Louis C K isn't anything more than the dumb mans George Carlin.
User avatar #12 - kieranbaker (06/11/2014) [-]
Why can't we treat eachother like this. Recognize that each gender is different, and then laugh about it.
#9 - mexicanbean (06/11/2014) [-]
**mexicanbean rolled image**

What will ruin your life
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User avatar #11 to #9 - alphahacker (06/11/2014) [-]
I always hated gray...
User avatar #7 - inevernowutidoin (06/11/2014) [-]
its true
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