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User avatar #5360979 - evilanakie ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
fuck fuck fuck fuck
okay im in ALOT of trouble
there is a girl who i kissed a few months back she sits across from me in my english class she invited me to her party thats okay its tomorrow though and i dont have a gift im still thinking tina was right i should just get her a box of dildos. anyway we will call this girl "M"
today after class a new girl wanted to get some pointers off me fro creative writing as i am always at the top of the student clit list
i agree to help her and we go for pizza pizza girl we will call "N"
i was with N at the parlor talking to her about how any moment can become a story and rattled off a story about monsters attacking the parlor right now and how we fight them off. N asked me "what about romantic sub plot" and before i know it we are in the bathroom making out i blacked out it keep happening to me i black and then i wake to me being a pimp! this is incredible bad as M adores me like some sort or sister lover thing and N is so well, passionate! if i go to the party tomorrow and see N what should i do i cant tell M whats up because well she would have her heart broken on her b day FUCK! i cant tell her and i cant stop this thing with N as im afraid she will murder me until i die HALP MEH i dont want crossdays to happen to me! WHY AM I SOME SORT OF DYKE MAGNET!
User avatar #5360986 to #5360979 - octavia (07/19/2013) [-]
>pizza pizza
What are you, some kind of filthy pizza casual? no but seriously, Pizza Pizza is literally the worst pizza I've ever tasted in my life, and I've had a LOT of different kinds of pizza

as for your actual problem, are you and M actually a thing or did you just kiss the one time and she likes you a lot and that's it?
User avatar #5360994 to #5360986 - evilanakie ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
i have no idea what our relationshoop is she must think there is something because she is inviting me to her b day party and i know she only has her super bbbbffffbfbfbbfffs there
User avatar #5361005 to #5360994 - octavia (07/19/2013) [-]
If nothing has happened, then I wouldn't necessarily be worried. And getting invited to a birthday party isn't really that much of an indicator.

Obviously whoever you choose, the other will be angry, but you aren't spoken for, so at the end of the day, what can they say?
User avatar #5361014 to #5361005 - evilanakie ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
she kissed me and said loosly that she wants us to become men and have homosex
User avatar #5361020 to #5361014 - octavia (07/19/2013) [-]
Yeah, but that was months ago, right?
User avatar #5361039 to #5361020 - evilanakie ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
she kissed me months ago
flirting and going to my house on a regular basis....
well not my house house more that place that has recently been abandoned so everything still fine i keep it maintained we call it da fuq shaq
User avatar #5361061 to #5361039 - octavia (07/19/2013) [-]
Still, if she hasn't made a move on you, well...it's not like you guys are a couple.

Now, as for N, well, it was one passionate fling and that's it, right? Again, you guys aren't really a couple.

So at the end of the day, you don't owe either of them anything, and well, they'll just have to deal with whatever you decide.
User avatar #5361067 to #5361061 - evilanakie ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
leave town change my name to pablo live as a spy
User avatar #5361069 to #5361067 - octavia (07/19/2013) [-]
Alternatively, get em in a threeway ;P
User avatar #5361076 to #5361069 - evilanakie ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
CHILDREN
User avatar #5361081 to #5361076 - octavia (07/19/2013) [-]
Grass on the field, play ball?
User avatar #5361085 to #5361081 - evilanakie ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
i dont feel like it plus i dont think im gay
User avatar #5361089 to #5361085 - octavia (07/19/2013) [-]
So then what's the issue? C'mon girl, now you're just being silly
User avatar #5361093 to #5361089 - evilanakie ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
but they think im gay
User avatar #5361096 to #5361093 - octavia (07/19/2013) [-]
Maybe you're bi?

You'll have to let them down gently then.
User avatar #5361100 to #5361096 - evilanakie ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
i think i just have homo black outs.....
i just want to be a homo guy not a homo chick chicks are icky
User avatar #5361118 to #5361100 - octavia (07/19/2013) [-]
**octavia shrugs** I like chicks. Wanna swap? I'll be lesbians any day
User avatar #5361198 to #5361118 - evilanakie ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
sounds good
all you have to do is be fat have a deep voice talk about pokemon cards and wear a black tie all the fucking time
User avatar #5361203 to #5361198 - octavia (07/19/2013) [-]
Hmm, well I am slightly overweight, I do own a black tie and I can talk about pokemon cards, given that I work at a hobby store...and my voice is fairly deep.

IT'S A CINCH!
User avatar #5361215 to #5361203 - evilanakie ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
go ahead save me some food
User avatar #5360991 to #5360986 - evilanakie ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
pizza. pizza girl
User avatar #5360996 to #5360991 - octavia (07/19/2013) [-]
good. No filthy pizza casuals allowed here ;P
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