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#5074959 - phanact (06/30/2013) [-]
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I'm running for president

Vote for me

Thanks
#5098323 to #5098065 - timmity (07/01/2013) [-]
nooooo, vote blue, free cake, scientificly proven education, lower taxes, more science funds, a bigger, better space program and muh more
nooooo, vote blue, free cake, scientificly proven education, lower taxes, more science funds, a bigger, better space program and muh more
#5097026 to #5074959 - vegetatheprince (07/01/2013) [-]
Fuck it, you got my vote.
#5097274 to #5097026 - timmity (07/01/2013) [-]
but what about fee cake, lower taxes, better scientificly proven education, no water charge, more education and science funds? vote for blue party!
User avatar #5096542 to #5074959 - threadz (07/01/2013) [-]
maybe.... will there be free cake?
User avatar #5096852 to #5096542 - timmity (07/01/2013) [-]
if you vote me you get free cake every saturday
User avatar #5095656 to #5074959 - timmity (07/01/2013) [-]
i vote for the new founded blue party, fuck off, and down with the tyrany of orange
#5095738 to #5095656 - timmity (07/01/2013) [-]
we promise free 1-3 level education, college grad and uni included. Also, science funds will go up, the space program can get warp drives publicly accessable by 2050. and no more water taxes, thats why we are the blue party. And every saturday free cake samples will be givin out at the local spritual center, it could be a church, mosk, temple, whatever it is. Blue party is for Technology, Blue party is for the future.
User avatar #5096537 to #5095738 - threadz (07/01/2013) [-]
And how will military funding be affected?
User avatar #5096764 to #5096537 - timmity (07/01/2013) [-]
-90%, we will still have the largest military fund in the world. jk, but it will be lowered slightly, because we overspend on it every year, we could take it down to just 75% and still have more military funding than the rest of the world combined
User avatar #5096772 to #5096764 - threadz (07/01/2013) [-]
Cut it in half and you could probably actually do everything you promised and still lower taxes. You have my vote
User avatar #5096833 to #5096772 - timmity (07/01/2013) [-]
yeah!!! a voter, don`t worry, the cake will be good quality too
User avatar #5096799 to #5096772 - timmity (07/01/2013) [-]
-50 will just be slightly lower than the rest of the world, half of that to science and education the rest to lower taxes
User avatar #5096890 to #5096799 - threadz (07/01/2013) [-]
One more thing;
Would you consider changing the public education curriculum to replace imaginary numbers and making those weird grammar graphs and such with how to pay taxes, do finance type things, research methods, what laws I need to follow, first aid, and CPR?
User avatar #5096947 to #5096890 - timmity (07/01/2013) [-]
oh definately, but i will keep the graph and teach them in a better, easier, more intuitive way
User avatar #5096982 to #5096947 - threadz (07/01/2013) [-]
Oh, and replace the last 2 years of highschool with getting an associates degree. You know, so the 13 years or education is worth more than a "you are smart enough to pretend to learn useless skills" certificate.
Srsly, a high school diploma is almost worth less than still being in high school.
User avatar #5097191 to #5096982 - timmity (07/01/2013) [-]
actually i will be abolishing regular education between the ages of 10-15 for boys and 9-14 because during puerberty kids can`t learn new informasion very well, instead you will start educaion at 3 and learn more complex things quicker until 10, then yo will just skim over these so you don`t forget them then at 15 you would start collage. langwage will be thaught through emersion, it takes just 10 minutes a day for a year for people to learn a langwage, not 6 years studying. then for math it will be made more interesting and hands on, where you would us it in real life and stuff. same with science, inclass experiments and where you can see it in the everyday world. final, a massive BANNNNNNNN on homework, it contributes to cancer. instead an hour of school will be added to an average day
User avatar #5097270 to #5097191 - threadz (07/01/2013) [-]
No homework, more hands on stuff, and more thing that people can actually use to make money.
You have my full support.
Also, be sure that students know how much the cost of living is and how much most low level jobs pay before they become eligible to drop out. Drop out rates will drop 90%+
User avatar #5097293 to #5097270 - timmity (07/01/2013) [-]
practical skill will be taught from ages 6-10
User avatar #5097334 to #5097293 - threadz (07/01/2013) [-]
Also how to learn new stuff on your own is vital.
So what will kids be doing in the 5 years they go through puberty?
User avatar #5097352 to #5097334 - timmity (07/01/2013) [-]
just quick simple reminder of what they know to make sure they don`t forget, shortened school time for them because they arent learning anything new, just small repeats
User avatar #5097384 to #5097352 - threadz (07/01/2013) [-]
that's maybe 1 hour of their day. what else?
Maybe they get to pick electives so they can still learn about things they like to do.
There just needs to be a wider variety of electives that have uses. Like web design and programming and pyrotechnics
User avatar #5097408 to #5097384 - timmity (07/01/2013) [-]
oh, great idea, they can still learn, but it needs to be very hands on. and of course work experiance
User avatar #5097430 to #5097408 - threadz (07/01/2013) [-]
We should make a Government petition about these changes because this sounds significantly less soul crushing that the current schools.
User avatar #5097461 to #5097430 - timmity (07/01/2013) [-]
its not just less soul crushing, its will greatly increase literacy levels, lower dropout levels and just have a better educated america in general
User avatar #5097546 to #5097461 - threadz (07/01/2013) [-]
Fuck it I'm gonna make an infograph type thing summarising these ideas and see if people will share it a bunch
User avatar #5097498 to #5097461 - threadz (07/01/2013) [-]
I think that's all covered under not soul crushing. Not much is more soul crushing that "You spent 12 years in school and have absolutely no skills. Every job requires a skill or work experience. Don't forget to pay taxes!"
#5097516 to #5097498 - timmity (07/01/2013) [-]
EXACTLY
EXACTLY
User avatar #5094927 to #5074959 - roflcopterohone (07/01/2013) [-]
If Phanact wins, he'll make history.
First gay president.
User avatar #5097233 to #5095515 - threadz (07/01/2013) [-]
What about Nixon? He always looked really ... sweaty when on stage with another man.
#5090395 to #5074959 - thisisestonia (07/01/2013) [-]
Meh, I can't vote because of my age.
Meh, I can't vote because of my age.
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User avatar #5083187 to #5074959 - strangesir (06/30/2013) [-]
As long as you don't turn America into some kind of brony nation, I'll vote for you all the way.
User avatar #5082313 to #5074959 - theshadowed (06/30/2013) [-]
Every good leader needs a slightly crazy propaganda minister
#5082260 to #5074959 - thewitchking (06/30/2013) [-]
What do I get if I vote you?
User avatar #5082098 to #5074959 - supervillanus (06/30/2013) [-]
I am an illegal immigrant and I can't vote.
User avatar #5081220 to #5074959 - lightarcanine (06/30/2013) [-]
If it's the Orange Party.

I'm the VP, right?
User avatar #5081330 to #5081220 - phanact (06/30/2013) [-]
Sorry, that's Twi
User avatar #5081348 to #5081330 - lightarcanine (06/30/2013) [-]
What the fuck, man.

Orange party.
User avatar #5081350 to #5081348 - phanact (06/30/2013) [-]
I had to do it, to kill his campagin
User avatar #5081358 to #5081350 - lightarcanine (06/30/2013) [-]
Then where do I fit?
User avatar #5081363 to #5081358 - phanact (06/30/2013) [-]
You can be the attorney of carrots
User avatar #5081370 to #5081363 - lightarcanine (06/30/2013) [-]
I was thinking Secretary of Agriculture, but that works, too.
User avatar #5080368 to #5074959 - tarekmig (06/30/2013) [-]
President of homosexuality 2014
#5080333 to #5074959 - thechosentroll (06/30/2013) [-]
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God damn it, Phanny. This shit again?
User avatar #5080543 to #5080333 - phanact (06/30/2013) [-]
Again?
User avatar #5080680 to #5080543 - thechosentroll (06/30/2013) [-]
The whole king of the thread crap. Remember when your avatar had a crown?
User avatar #5080683 to #5080680 - phanact (06/30/2013) [-]
That was because I was #1
I had the gold crown, felixjarl had the silver one
User avatar #5080690 to #5080683 - thechosentroll (06/30/2013) [-]
How come I never got a bronze crown?
#5080691 to #5080690 - phanact (06/30/2013) [-]
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I was the one who came up with the crown idea, after I started putting things on the head of this edit
User avatar #5080304 to #5074959 - eiaisqzbsesb (06/30/2013) [-]
Swedish vote.
User avatar #5079975 to #5074959 - nidhugg (06/30/2013) [-]
President where?
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User avatar #5078504 to #5074959 - marconde (06/30/2013) [-]
You have my mexican vote
That's like juan vote
User avatar #5078234 to #5074959 - walcorn (06/30/2013) [-]
How about hell no?
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User avatar #5076071 to #5074959 - luluwho ONLINE (06/30/2013) [-]
You got it
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#5075454 to #5074959 - linktheherooftime (06/30/2013) [-]
Have you beaten the water temple?
User avatar #5075460 to #5075454 - phanact (06/30/2013) [-]
In 12 seconds
#5075480 to #5075460 - linktheherooftime (06/30/2013) [-]
The time seems unrealistic, but you still have my vote.
The time seems unrealistic, but you still have my vote.
#5075496 to #5075480 - posttwo (06/30/2013) [-]
But   
twi.
But
twi.
#5075544 to #5075496 - linktheherooftime (06/30/2013) [-]
Sorry. I already promised Phanny my vote.
#5075276 to #5074959 - HordeyWordey (06/30/2013) [-]
Can't let you do that, Phanny-boy.
User avatar #5075114 to #5074959 - vanoreo (06/30/2013) [-]
i alwus voet 5 fanackt
User avatar #5074998 to #5074959 - PrincessTwilight (06/30/2013) [-]
I vote for Fronk
User avatar #5074984 to #5074959 - FrankReal (06/30/2013) [-]
You aren't 35
User avatar #5074986 to #5074984 - phanact (06/30/2013) [-]
I'm 42
#5074982 to #5074959 - ascendedwings (06/30/2013) [-]
I like deardrie's idea
beat me in a children's card game
and you have my vote
User avatar #5080313 to #5074982 - eiaisqzbsesb (06/30/2013) [-]
He starts. Draw power deck, exodia in one turn.
User avatar #5074975 to #5074959 - vegeta (06/30/2013) [-]
I can't I have a felony.
User avatar #5074999 to #5074974 - phanact (06/30/2013) [-]
recolor
User avatar #5074994 to #5074974 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (06/30/2013) [-]
lol nice texture
User avatar #5074964 to #5074959 - miscarriage (06/30/2013) [-]
i'm voting for your dick
User avatar #5074977 to #5074964 - posttwo (06/30/2013) [-]
Should I make one?
User avatar #5074983 to #5074977 - miscarriage (06/30/2013) [-]
up 2 u m8
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