Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search
hide menu
Anonymous commenting is allowed
#4848135 - sonicg (06/15/2013) [-]
>2013
>Be me
>Hanging out with cute girl
>Start making out
>She begins tugging on my weiner
>Getting really into it
>Tell her to slow down
>Doesn't
>jizzedinmypants.jpg
MFW
User avatar #4848456 to #4848135 - ascendedwings (06/15/2013) [-]
lel alright
User avatar #4848469 to #4848456 - sonicg (06/15/2013) [-]
You are now known as 'Steve' to gaythread. And now I wait...
User avatar #4848476 to #4848469 - ascendedwings (06/15/2013) [-]
thanks, Garrett
<3
User avatar #4848541 to #4848476 - sonicg (06/15/2013) [-]
They want to know what kind of girls you like.
User avatar #4848549 to #4848541 - ascendedwings (06/15/2013) [-]
I dunno
smart girls, I suppose
I've never really thought about it in depth
User avatar #4848553 to #4848549 - sonicg (06/15/2013) [-]
Relaying message...
User avatar #4848557 to #4848555 - sonicg (06/15/2013) [-]
No need to thank me dude.

Here's the link to the current thread if you wanna splee it. www.funnyjunk.com/gay/124045#124045
User avatar #4848561 to #4848557 - ascendedwings (06/15/2013) [-]
i'm not a brony anymore
User avatar #4848565 to #4848561 - sonicg (06/15/2013) [-]
srsly?
User avatar #4848570 to #4848565 - ascendedwings (06/15/2013) [-]
yeah
i'm over most of it
I love the characters and whatnot
just not the show anymore
#4848578 to #4848570 - sonicg (06/15/2013) [-]
Ah, I splee...
#4848597 to #4848578 - ascendedwings (06/15/2013) [-]
Don't worry
I'll still post RD
i just don't really dig the show anymore
User avatar #4848663 to #4848597 - sonicg (06/15/2013) [-]
Check the thread again when you get a chance. They got some good idears for you.
User avatar #4848609 to #4848597 - sonicg (06/15/2013) [-]
It still hurtz me feelers m8
User avatar #4848494 to #4848476 - sonicg (06/15/2013) [-]
Tain't nothin'.
User avatar #4848142 to #4848135 - aczoh (06/15/2013) [-]
"cute girl"

What are you, gay?
#4848145 to #4848142 - sonicg (06/15/2013) [-]
Only 4 u bb

Sorry ascendedwings
User avatar #4848140 to #4848135 - Nightelfbane (06/15/2013) [-]
you got a handjob, stop whining
User avatar #4848143 to #4848140 - sonicg (06/15/2013) [-]
But it only lasted 3 minutes, and I'm used to going for at least an hour...
User avatar #4848151 to #4848146 - ascendedwings (06/15/2013) [-]
le hue bj
#4848157 to #4848151 - sonicg (06/15/2013) [-]
It was almost a bj...
User avatar #4848159 to #4848157 - ascendedwings (06/15/2013) [-]
2bad dude
at least you got close
User avatar #4848165 to #4848159 - sonicg (06/15/2013) [-]
Fuckin' right?
User avatar #4848167 to #4848165 - ascendedwings (06/15/2013) [-]
yeah man
congrats on the almost sex
User avatar #4848175 to #4848167 - sonicg (06/15/2013) [-]
Indeed. So how was your night?
User avatar #4848179 to #4848175 - ascendedwings (06/15/2013) [-]
boring
as always :T
User avatar #4848180 to #4848179 - sonicg (06/15/2013) [-]
You need to get yourself a woman m8.
User avatar #4848213 to #4848185 - sonicg (06/15/2013) [-]
I know it might sound gay, but I bet with just a few quick alterations you'd have better luck with those of the female persuasion.

1. Dem brows, make sure they ain't too thick or close together.
2. Make sure your hair doesn't look too unkempt, you could probably grow it out a tad and go for the 'sexy bed head' look.
3. Try to get some contact lenses.
4. If you don't already, exercise. Try doing at least 20 push-ups a night, you don't wanna be a string-bean.
5. You can go with a casual look all the time, just try to dress it up a little.
6. Posture, believe it or not, but slouching or walking with your head down gives off a sort of negative vibe to girls, keep your chin up.
7. Most importantly, be yourself, just be nice and casual with them (if a bit flirtatious).

Your mission for this next week is to go out and get 5 girls numbers. No exceptions. Also, don't be afraid to wear ponies, the girl I met that spanked my monkey originally approached me when she saw my Spitfire t-shirt.
User avatar #4848245 to #4848213 - ascendedwings (06/15/2013) [-]
1- I get my eyebrows threaded because I know it makes my brows look better
2- I feel I look better with short hair, I hated having grown out hair
3- I had contact lenses before...I should think about it. I felt really uncomfortable wearing them
4- I...do need to that.
5- Alright, gotcha. I need to go clothes shopping, then, I suppose
6- I do my best to stand straight already
7- I'm always myself, all the time.

...I honestly don't have any idea of where to go for numbers, I can't drive yet so I'd have my mom driving me everywhere...
I don't even have a pony shirt
no thanks
User avatar #4848292 to #4848245 - sonicg (06/15/2013) [-]
2. It can still be short, just a little longer that way you can 'style' it. That way it ain't all poofy looking. If you're brave enough, you could even try dying it to see what kind of attention it brings (positive/negative feedback).
4. Not only will you look and feel better when you exercise, you'll also be able to 'perform' better if it comes down to doing the hanky panky.
5. Ask the gay board and some girls you know about what they think would look good on you clothes wise. I'm fortunate enough to be able to pull off just about any look.

No shame in your mom driving you to and from dude, hell, if you have a friend that drives you can go with him/her and they can be your wingman/woman.
User avatar #4848339 to #4848292 - ascendedwings (06/15/2013) [-]
2- my hair can be gelled into a good looking style. i've done it before.
4- i've never hanky pankied before O~O
5- eh... I ain't going to gay anytime soon, thanks. I do know how to look good, though

I suppose...
User avatar #4848384 to #4848339 - sonicg (06/15/2013) [-]
2. Doesn't need to be gelled per say, you can use one of the products from AXE for styling hair, something that doesn't make your hair all 'crunchy' and 'hard', but soft and still shapen.
4. Pro-tip for hanky panky. That thing you do where you actively 'stiffen' your rod when you're beating your meat, don't do that, it increases the sensitivity thereby making you cum faster, if you don't 'stiffen' it'll help you last longer. Always remember to start slow.
5. There's some dicks here and there, but they love guys and if you ask for help, they'll gladly help you out. Or I could do it for you and see what they say.
User avatar #4848439 to #4848384 - ascendedwings (06/15/2013) [-]
2- i'll think of something
4- gotcha. gotcha. gotcha.
5- ehhhhh...conflicted on this one
User avatar #4848443 to #4848439 - sonicg (06/15/2013) [-]
I won't even tell them who you is mate.
User avatar #4848446 to #4848443 - ascendedwings (06/15/2013) [-]
....ehhhhh
alright
if you insist
User avatar #4848452 to #4848446 - sonicg (06/15/2013) [-]
I shall return with the words of the fabulous...
User avatar #4848249 to #4848245 - ascendedwings (06/15/2013) [-]
also
thanks for this, sonic
User avatar #4848390 to #4848249 - sonicg (06/15/2013) [-]
No problemo hombre
 Friends (0)