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User avatar #3795213 - takeaseat (03/30/2013) [-]
Who the hell is knocking at my door?
User avatar #3795246 to #3795213 - charliechambers (03/30/2013) [-]
It's Jesus! Hide the weed!
User avatar #3795272 to #3795246 - takeaseat (03/30/2013) [-]
What are you talking about?

I buy my weed from jesus. Hes a really friendly mexican.
User avatar #3795224 to #3795213 - Vuumbleman (03/30/2013) [-]
Bring a gun with you.
User avatar #3795230 to #3795224 - takeaseat (03/30/2013) [-]
I have a sock.
User avatar #3795279 to #3795230 - Vuumbleman (03/30/2013) [-]
Load it up with hard stuff, like D batteries, and get ready to beat this guy in the freakin' face. Grab a knife while you're at it too.
User avatar #3795336 to #3795279 - takeaseat (03/30/2013) [-]
Its my cousin
User avatar #3795684 to #3795336 - Vuumbleman (03/30/2013) [-]
Okay then. You're safe... FOR NOW!
User avatar #3795692 to #3795684 - takeaseat (03/30/2013) [-]
I'll keep a sock full of D batteries just in case though...
User avatar #3795741 to #3795692 - Vuumbleman (03/30/2013) [-]
Good man. Get proficient with a gun if you can and get one. I need to do that myself. Ever since someone tried to break into my house, I've been a bit paranoid. I'd rather be safe, LITERALLY, than sorry.
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