brazzers. .. bitch didn't have to say anything at all
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#3 - toppone (02/26/2014) [-]
**toppone rolled a random image posted in comment #184085 at ADMIN'S WEIRD SEXUAL PLAYHOUSE, DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST READY YOUR BODY ** Her favourite porn
User avatar #99 to #3 - mykoira (02/27/2014) [-]
well that's one Glorious hole
User avatar #5 to #3 - toppone (02/26/2014) [-]
Im slightly frightened to click where that came from..
#182 to #5 - adamks (02/27/2014) [-]
Wait but why? It's just a refference to twitch plays pokemon
User avatar #183 to #182 - toppone (02/27/2014) [-]
I meant where the image was posted at.
#16 - dir ONLINE (02/27/2014) [-]
I had a subscription to Brazzers, and downloaded about 150+ hr worth of  fap material. I have to say HD porn is the best porn.
I had a subscription to Brazzers, and downloaded about 150+ hr worth of fap material. I have to say HD porn is the best porn.
User avatar #45 to #16 - zenler (02/27/2014) [-]
until a nutjob camera man decides to do have a side adventure onto the nether regions of partially shaved genitalia
User avatar #46 to #16 - jellytamer (02/27/2014) [-]
share i tbed?
User avatar #50 to #16 - thewellhungarian (02/27/2014) [-]
I thought you couldn't download their stuff...Time to subscribe?
User avatar #54 to #16 - fistefist (02/27/2014) [-]
Always wondered if paying for that **** is worth it, also gotta consider the expenses of an extra harddrive 'n ****
User avatar #119 to #16 - bitofacunt (02/27/2014) [-]
that gif fits too perfectly
#121 to #16 - anon (02/27/2014) [-]
Yea, but do they have HD brazilian fart porn?
User avatar #19 to #16 - LePedobear (02/27/2014) [-]
scariest*
User avatar #49 to #16 - europe (02/27/2014) [-]
Yeah
It's so detailed you can see the disappointed parents
User avatar #61 to #49 - envinite (02/27/2014) [-]
You can even see the recycled joke every time someone mentions HD porn
#83 to #16 - Lmaoplanes (02/27/2014) [-]
>2014
>still fapping to brazzers
>not fapping to japanese anal fart gang bangs, incest, 50 guy creampies without cleaning out the girl's pussy, and all the other ****** up **** I fap to.
User avatar #114 to #83 - secretlysuperman (02/27/2014) [-]
No but like where is 50 guy creampie?
User avatar #109 to #83 - twi (02/27/2014) [-]
gime 50 guy creampie pls
User avatar #134 to #109 - envinite (02/27/2014) [-]
It's in here :

C:\Users\Twi\Videos\ChildhoodMemories\AV9280.flv
#201 to #83 - incest (02/27/2014) [-]
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User avatar #101 to #83 - wizlock (02/27/2014) [-]
b..but why?
#10 - holmesc (02/27/2014) [-]
bitch didn't have to say anything at all
#42 - sprites (02/27/2014) [-]
i feel like i wasted a rare opportunity.
User avatar #80 to #42 - weazr ONLINE (02/27/2014) [-]
It's not like that at all, unfortunally.
#96 - failzer (02/27/2014) [-]
Arrrgh yeeaa i see everything *****
#71 - lotengo (02/27/2014) [-]
you cant delete your shame alecbaldwinning
#79 - justmedude (02/27/2014) [-]
Forgot to add this.
User avatar #84 to #79 - gameboyirl (02/27/2014) [-]
and the old guy's hands
User avatar #88 to #84 - justmedude (02/27/2014) [-]
That's the girl's hand. The old guy doesn't seem to have any hands or they're on her shoulders/back.
#33 - retris (02/27/2014) [-]
Guy behind her has no arms
Guy behind her has no arms
User avatar #75 to #33 - neverforgetthedick (02/27/2014) [-]
that's true dedication
#110 - deckbox (02/27/2014) [-]
at the moment ( i know a few girls who play )
#153 to #110 - volksworgen (02/27/2014) [-]
They don't count if they spend their time in goldshire.
They don't count if they spend their time in goldshire.
#154 to #153 - deckbox (02/27/2014) [-]
girl in my guild is 14 heroic hellscream's downfall in Siege of orgrimmar (latest current tier of the expansion, basically the last hard mode dungeon until the next expansion comes out)

i am lowly 13/14 hc peasant
#155 to #154 - volksworgen (02/27/2014) [-]
I have been made a fool. Apologies.    
   
   
   
   
   
Also that's rough buddy I can't hear you over my reins of galakras.  that i dont have ;w;
I have been made a fool. Apologies.





Also that's rough buddy I can't hear you over my reins of galakras. that i dont have ;w;
User avatar #208 to #155 - asatru (02/28/2014) [-]
there are some women in my old guild but they are mostly moms and old people
#204 to #159 - volksworgen (02/28/2014) [-]
Yer so beautiful. e.e
#178 to #159 - rainbowlord (02/27/2014) [-]
Alliance? Disgusting!
#179 to #178 - deckbox (02/27/2014) [-]
i am ashamed
#181 to #179 - rainbowlord (02/27/2014) [-]
You should just delete that drenai and all your other alliance characters. You won't feel any shame any more.
#189 to #181 - deckbox (02/27/2014) [-]
tbh i was meant to go horde, but got a raf so went ally.
#156 to #155 - deckbox (02/27/2014) [-]
same, i do have the stonecore mount tho
#173 to #110 - anon (02/27/2014) [-]
more than half the people who play final fantasy 14 are females
around 45% are actually girls.
User avatar #59 - snakefire (02/27/2014) [-]
But like.. don't most women watch porn?
User avatar #161 to #59 - mranldestroyer ONLINE (02/27/2014) [-]
most women doesnt even like porn
#69 to #59 - marcx ONLINE (02/27/2014) [-]
most women read porn not all like to watch. ie 50 shades of grey
User avatar #120 to #69 - Haentar (02/27/2014) [-]
Which is why the shipping community is so huge
#20 - anon (02/27/2014) [-]
A lot of girls watch porn.

Not many will admit it, though.

There is porn out there made specially for women for a reason.
User avatar #21 - theguywhoaskswhy ONLINE (02/27/2014) [-]
Women do watch porn!
The question is, who gives a **** ?
#30 to #21 - amuzen (02/27/2014) [-]
Depends on how hot they are.
User avatar #8 - ljxjlos (02/26/2014) [-]
...those two kinda remind me of Gwen Stacy and Mary Jane - no idea, why.
#81 - claytonb (02/27/2014) [-]
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#17 - anon (02/27/2014) [-]
I like to watch porn, and I'm a girl. Do guys really like this? Absolutely nobody knows, and I've kept it on the down low. (posting as anonymous so as to not be accused of a thumbwhore)
User avatar #91 to #17 - whiplasher ONLINE (02/27/2014) [-]
Every girl does that. You just had the "courage" to say it.
User avatar #118 to #17 - dantemp (02/27/2014) [-]
I think the main reason would be that most porn features girls doing dirty things like anal and facials. And liking that would suggest that you would also do them, which is something 95% of the menkind (the mistake was on purpose) would like very much.

I've taught my gf to watch porn and am very proud of the achievement (she's a bit of a prude, 1 of the only two things I don't adore about her). I don't think it had much effect on our sex life though...
User avatar #122 to #17 - Metallicock (02/27/2014) [-]
Just about everyone watches porn
#160 to #17 - anon (02/27/2014) [-]
Only creeps like it.
#166 to #17 - anon (02/27/2014) [-]
I'm also a girl that watches porn.. Should I be ashamed to watch like really ****** up kind of porn? Like, I like bondage involving 3-4 guys, DP, facials,really rough sex. Ive watched animated monster porn and was actually into it... Ive never told anyone the extent of my interests... is it too much?
User avatar #34 to #17 - missglorianicole (02/27/2014) [-]
Your future bf is going to love you lol
User avatar #94 to #17 - DahColeTrain ONLINE (02/27/2014) [-]
There are two types of people in this world, people who admit they watch porn and dirty ******* liars.
#44 to #17 - anon (02/27/2014) [-]
Pretty sure most girls do, it's just not regarded as normal.
#24 to #17 - DJstar (02/27/2014) [-]
there's a number of reasons of why this would have men coming to your house like you made milkshakes.

1. It's out of the known female norm. females tend to try and act modest like they don't do men stuff. those who do though, are sought as optimal companions. since ever guy watches porn all day everyday, they will flock to you. Kind of the same thing of girl gamers (before gamr gurlz came and nearly ruined this fantasy) and licking common fandoms like doctor who and other's

2. Men will think you are a pervert. Men love female pervs. Cute female pervs that aren't whores. that's the main magnet here. if girl watches porn, it kinda insinuates she's a perv which means more happy funtime and lewd acts (not just sex. subtle but sexual acts) if one were to date her.

3. as stated previous before, this may insinuate more ******** . if she watches porn like a guy, that means she almost horny like a guy. and that means sex all day everyday.

4.new stuff to talk about. all men secretly wishes for the day they can have a chat with their lover over who's the best porn star and their favorite porn and what not.


mix all that together and you got the men magnet of all magnets.
#25 to #24 - anon (02/27/2014) [-]
Heh, thanks! This makes me feel less weird about it. I'm still in high school, so I think it'd be best to not say anything until I'm actually serious with a guy and long since graduated. I always knew I was into the subject, as a younger kid I would always try to get my friends to tie me up
#116 to #25 - nigeltheoutlaw (02/27/2014) [-]
I wish I could find a girl that liked bondage like I do.
User avatar #158 to #116 - thorstoned (02/27/2014) [-]
Don't forget she has to like you too (or not, but then it doesn't really matter if she like bondage)!
User avatar #203 to #116 - Wumbologist (02/28/2014) [-]
You wouldn't happen to have the sauce for that, would you? I think it's extremely well-drawn.
User avatar #206 to #203 - nigeltheoutlaw (02/28/2014) [-]
www.pixiv.com/works/1791237

Artist's page:

www.pixiv.com/users/36199

Pretty sure the character's name is Aya Brea.
User avatar #207 to #206 - Wumbologist (02/28/2014) [-]
Thanks!
User avatar #209 to #207 - nigeltheoutlaw (03/01/2014) [-]
No problem.
User avatar #27 to #25 - DJstar (02/27/2014) [-]
so your into fetishes i see.
just make sure your guy is into that. all men watch porn but a different guy watches different types. I'm not into anal porn because i'm not into anal. **** turns me the **** off.
make sure he likes bondage and such. because if you try to force it on him, it may either be weird for him to do it or he may actually be scared off. make sure he has no problem with bondage and you spring your fetish on him after the "iloveyou" part of the relationship. this kind of goes double for men.

you can tell people you watch porn. but just your bestfriends at best. be a little cautious around telling your male close friends as sometimes, the most subtle thing may turn a close friend into a crush when it comes to men.
#28 to #27 - anon (02/27/2014) [-]
Right, if anything, I'd wait for him to say something first. I'm not even sure I'd want to "reenact" anything in real life, I just get off to the idea of helplessness. I don't think I'd ever even tell my best friends out of fear of judgement.
User avatar #29 to #28 - DJstar (02/27/2014) [-]
well if they judge you then they not your best friends. don't have to tell them everything, just that you watch sex online.
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#115 to #24 - anon (02/27/2014) [-]
different anon here. I'm a 20 year old guy in a 2 year relationship where my GF is literally everything you have described. I have never felt more blessed.
#105 to #24 - anon (02/27/2014) [-]
No wonder I'm in such a faithful, happy relationship!
#18 to #17 - rublixcube (02/27/2014) [-]
m'lady
#165 to #47 - metalbeasteg (02/27/2014) [-]
Oh god that's cringy.  Also, how the 			****		 are you supposed to get anywhere in that game if you get friendzoned for even getting NEAR the Mtn Dew?
Oh god that's cringy. Also, how the **** are you supposed to get anywhere in that game if you get friendzoned for even getting NEAR the Mtn Dew?
#78 to #47 - anon (02/27/2014) [-]
wow that scared me
User avatar #164 to #47 - TexMex (02/27/2014) [-]
Why is there a Swedish flag?
User avatar #143 to #47 - brassydolphin ONLINE (02/27/2014) [-]
i kinda wonder what the swedish flage is doing there :/
#22 to #18 - anon (02/27/2014) [-]
What if it's bondage porn? Is that weird?
#43 to #22 - jogoto (02/27/2014) [-]
light bondage is nothing to be ashamed about
its just thekind of stuff that would be found in pulp fiction that scares me
User avatar #60 to #43 - rikter (02/27/2014) [-]
You just need to give it a try
#76 to #43 - jubajubejiblets (02/27/2014) [-]
Killing people with swords gets you off? Whatever man, to each his own.
User avatar #52 to #43 - kyrozor (02/27/2014) [-]
Wuss
#23 to #22 - rublixcube (02/27/2014) [-]
I honestly have no idea. You'd have to define "weird". Someone should make a strawpoll to ask what kinds of porn people watch.
#157 to #22 - kallesmange (02/27/2014) [-]
hey, im into hardcore sm so i would say yes but im not sure about what other guy's would say
User avatar #117 to #22 - ilovetocuddle (02/27/2014) [-]
Everyone's got odd **** their into. Bondage is low on the weird totempole
#7 - include (02/26/2014) [-]
User avatar #127 - ocool (02/27/2014) [-]
I like porn.......

But I'm a male
#73 - kun ONLINE (02/27/2014) [-]
Aw shiet.
#2 - warlockrichard (02/26/2014) [-]
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User avatar #4 to #2 - cptmctavish (02/26/2014) [-]
You are aware of the fact, that you may only use this meme if you can contribute the sauce, are you?
User avatar #6 to #4 - warlockrichard (02/26/2014) [-]
no I wasn't and so far you are the only person to give so much as a wet slap about it enough to comment on it without actually giving me the aforementioned sauce
#136 to #4 - PubLandlord (02/27/2014) [-]
May only use this meme if you you contribute sauce   
   
Who's going to  stop him ,I'm using this meme and calling you a cunt
May only use this meme if you you contribute sauce

Who's going to stop him ,I'm using this meme and calling you a cunt
User avatar #38 to #2 - contla (02/27/2014) [-]
It's from You need to login to view this link by Brad Guigar
User avatar #39 to #38 - warlockrichard (02/27/2014) [-]
finally thank you random internet stranger
#74 to #39 - ripgeckosncherios (02/27/2014) [-]
pst call him sourcerer next time
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