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User avatar #18 - arsenymous (02/10/2014) [-]
I'm thinking of moving to canada... any negatives?
User avatar #320 to #18 - blackzero (02/11/2014) [-]
Cold winter. summers are slightly humid but usually not unbelievably hot, at least not out west.
#265 to #18 - anonymous (02/11/2014) [-]
Winter is a bitch apparently. My friend in Edmonton was talking about how the weather dropped to like -27C or something the other day. While I'm sitting in Cali and 50-60F.. Like damn.
#262 to #18 - anonymous (02/11/2014) [-]
Rabid hockey fans.
User avatar #207 to #18 - blazedallday (02/11/2014) [-]
Not really but yesterday i got a ticket for riding my horse at 500 trots per hour and the max speed was 250 and i got my horse impounded and am facing a pretty big fine
#201 to #18 - swagbot (02/11/2014) [-]
Massive income taxes amirite Canadians?
User avatar #286 to #201 - newdevyx (02/11/2014) [-]
Dude they are nothing compared to Nordic countries. We have 24% VAT and will go even bigger. Canada has 5% VAT if i remember correctly. Germany has 15%, UK has 20%
User avatar #193 to #18 - Conquistador (02/11/2014) [-]
>Multiculturalism.
>Blind people who believe their country is the greatest in the world.
>Start a circle jerk everytime their country is mentioned.
>Has lower HDI than the US and multiple European countries.
#297 to #193 - newdevyx (02/11/2014) [-]
Gotta try harder.
Gotta try harder.
#326 to #297 - Conquistador (02/11/2014) [-]
Lol, go ahead and keep denying it. You know it's true.
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#255 to #193 - anonymous (02/11/2014) [-]
multiculturalism is a bad thing?
#256 to #255 - Conquistador (02/11/2014) [-]
Obviously. Goo look at Europe.
#333 to #256 - swagbot (02/12/2014) [-]
> Trying to decry Zionism and Israeli Power Politics via stark racism.

Swing and a miss, asshole.

People like you are the reason REAL problems often fail to gain traction in the minds of the 'uninterested populace'.
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User avatar #335 to #333 - aoeui (02/12/2014) [-]
How is that "stark racism"? Is it because it depicts a Jewish man? Dude if you've ever seen full blooded Israelis, that's actually what they look like. Only mixed Jews like Ashkenazim don't look like that (ie, have huge hankering noses, curly hair, dark skin, etc.)
#339 to #335 - swagbot (02/12/2014) [-]
I should have made my comment clearer: See #336, my other reply.

I am noting that Conq. is being an asshole against other races IN THE PROCESS OF trying to point out machinations of 'Evil-Doing' Israeli powers.

There is plenty of legitimate, proven, and much-harder-hitting evidence of Israeli manipulation and covert-ops on the World Stage that could be shared with people.

The moment you start lumping 1) Vague claims of an Integration Conspiracy, 2) One-Sided and simplistic views of the complex issue of 'White Guilt' (no, really), and 3) the modern equivalent of Minstrel Drawings (#334), EVERYONE will start writing you off.

Look closely: I think this guy is a JIDF reverse-troll - trying to make any criticizers of Israel look like Crazy Redneck Racists: If he's trying to expose the evils of Israel, he's doing a TERRIBLE job of it.
User avatar #340 to #339 - aoeui (02/12/2014) [-]
You might be right about his approach being a bit counterproductive. But yeah, I know him so I can guarantee you he's not JIDF or trolling. I doubt the JIDF would waste their time on this site anyway, they mostly post in the comments on Facebook or news articles.
#334 to #333 - Conquistador (02/12/2014) [-]
>"Swag".
Faggot detected.

Yes, keep bowing to your Jewish overlords. Deny how ****** multiculturalism is and how your country is falling apart.
#336 to #334 - swagbot (02/12/2014) [-]
Stop....

...reread my comment.... specifically this part "> Trying to decry Zionism and Israeli Power Politics via stark racism. "

I am aware that there is TONS of highly corrupt lobbying/military intercourse lol going on between the politicians of the Israeli and U.S. governments. Mossad was definitely involved in 9/11, and numerous major/minor false-flags for the latter half of this century...

I'm just pointing out that in your attempts to wake people up those facts, you are STRONGLY working against yourself by 1) sounding like a general asshole, and 2) lumping in other non-Jewish-directed racism in with your main argument.
User avatar #337 to #336 - Conquistador (02/12/2014) [-]
"omg wacist"

And what's wrong with racism? I shouldn't have to be forced to accept people who barge their way into my ancestral homeland only to increase the crime and rape rates. And if we aren't able to do anything against it, because the UN Jews won't let us.

Hmm... so you're telling me you believe the Jews did 9/11?
#341 to #337 - swagbot (02/12/2014) [-]
"Hmm... so you're telling me you believe the Jews did 9/11?"

Wow!! For somebody posting the "JewFace" meme everywhere, you certainly seem pretty under-informed of the REAL issue! (Reverse-JIDF-Troll, I'm guessing?)

I'll post the vid if I find it, but i have heard multiple times since 9/11 (both in mainstream and alternative media) that there was a Moving Truck full of Israeli Nationals who were in multiple places around NYC on 9/11 - First, on the top of a Parking garage, waiting for the Planes to hit and then Cheering and partying when they did... then spotted multiple times throughout NYC and NJ partying and declaring to people that they knew the attacks were going to happen.

"...I shouldn't have to be forced to accept people who barge their way into my ancestral homeland."

I subscribe to the Nonaggression Principle. Along its lines, people should have the ability to fairly cordon off territory in which to live their lives, along with other people that they agree with on the Basics of Society. Communities can then get along on whatever grounds they agree to do so.

"Ancestral Homeland" BS aside... I agree - our Countries' Dictators (because they're not "leaders" or "representatives" seem to be 1) Intentionally Creating HELL in 3rd-world countries, 2) opening up immigration to an extreme degree, and 3) disarming and Politically Pressuring the 'Natives' to not speak out such that they can divide their communities along Lines of Like Agreement.

However, I'm going to point out one more VERY important thing:
> STOP CRYING that "The Politicians are FORCING us!"
No they're not.
They're telling us to do things, and WE OBEY.
Stop obeying, and you will start the pursuit of the solution in your community.
User avatar #342 to #341 - Conquistador (02/12/2014) [-]
It's just ironic you know what the Jews are up to yet you still defend them. "omg dun b rasist 3 dem"
#343 to #342 - swagbot (02/12/2014) [-]
HOLY **** !! YOU DIDN'T EVEN READ MY REPLIES!!

Let's go BACK to comment #336, SHALL WE!?!

"I'm just pointing out that in your attempts to wake people up those facts, you are STRONGLY working against yourself by 1) sounding like a general asshole, and 2) lumping in other non-Jewish-directed racism in with your main argument."

...and you WONDER why nobody ever listen to us "Conspiracy Theorists"!?!

******* articulate yourself, man!
#178 to #18 - whyunofeellucky (02/11/2014) [-]
Don't go to B, I dunno aboot Toronto but BC's banks are just as ****** as the US.
#158 to #18 - anonymous (02/11/2014) [-]
yeah, it's Canada
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User avatar #153 to #18 - landartheconqueror (02/11/2014) [-]
canada's natives are kinda like 'murica's mexicans
#164 to #153 - ryguyisawsome (02/11/2014) [-]
What would make you say that?
User avatar #176 to #164 - landartheconqueror (02/11/2014) [-]
and they get into college for free, but don't do **** about it. in fact, people that have incredibly slim descents from first nations still get huge grants to go into college
User avatar #175 to #164 - landartheconqueror (02/11/2014) [-]
i don't know how mexicans are, and i'm not generalizing all natives/first nations, but from my experience, they get huge government grants, spend it all on booze and a **** ton of fast food, then they complain about not getting enough money from the government. the majority of obese people i see are first nations. a lot of the people police get calls on for fighting/drunkenness/drugs are first nations, yet their population is slim compared to non first nations. they spoil their kids and let them run around and scream in stores, without giving a **** . i've met plenty of good first nations people but see so many disasters.
User avatar #204 to #175 - rasconza (02/11/2014) [-]
As a native american, I agree with you, just last year when i was in grade 11, some people in grade 12 from my school got attacked by native americans just because they were white, I don't know the full details but since the talk was everywhere it went something like this.
So about 5-6 people from my school just got out from watching a hockey game canada, eh? and they were heading to the truck they had when a group of apparently 15-20 native americans stopped them and started cussing them out. obviously people react to verbal abuse, no matter how many people there are but they tried to brush it off and just kept walking to the truck. so this got the first nations angry and they apparently attack them (i'm not entirely sure, again I wasn't there and I just heard about this through out the school) anyway as this was happen 4-5 of the guys getting to the car start defend the one guy with the keys and 1 or 2 of the native americans had pipes apparently so this one guy got his one leg ****** up a bit, then as this was happening the guy with the keys got the truck started and they jumped into the back and drove off, that's really all i heard.

You may not believe me FJ, but first nations are sometimes ******* brutal to white people and I hate it, yes sometimes everyone hates everything but I just want everyone to get along peacefully, no more discrimination.
User avatar #324 to #204 - Conquistador (02/11/2014) [-]
"omg but canada es nais everijuan ther is completely friendly, tolerant, and non racist".

Most white canadians I see are usually racist towards the indigenous people first. Look at how many of them invade reservations just to rape women.

As if it's the native's fault for living in horrible conditions.
User avatar #209 to #204 - landartheconqueror (02/11/2014) [-]
like i said, i know and have met many good first nations people, but so much stuff like this happens, and then i always hear "it's white man's fault"
User avatar #114 to #18 - BubsyB (02/11/2014) [-]
Stay away from Sunnyvale.
User avatar #97 to #18 - rainbowrush (02/11/2014) [-]
Bagged milk
User avatar #210 to #97 - landartheconqueror (02/11/2014) [-]
i haven't seen bagged milk since i was seven
#301 to #210 - quickstrike (02/11/2014) [-]
It's everywhere.... Bagged Milk = Canada
User avatar #328 to #301 - landartheconqueror (02/11/2014) [-]
i go grocery shopping twice a month, and have never seen it
#92 to #18 - ennemi (02/11/2014) [-]
hmm depend where you are on the political spectrum, but it's a lot more left wing oriented than the usa so if you're Republican you will dislike a lot of things.
User avatar #80 to #18 - hipickausername (02/11/2014) [-]
Canada is a pretty cool guy, eh uses metric system and doesn't afraid of anything
#349 to #80 - anonymous (02/12/2014) [-]
Doesn't afraid of anything indeed...
#306 to #80 - xxmemosxx (02/11/2014) [-]
Canadians are scared of the dark.
User avatar #76 to #18 - propanex ONLINE (02/11/2014) [-]
Justin Bieber was born there.
#68 to #18 - anonymous (02/11/2014) [-]
No handguns or assault weapons with prior military or police service(with the exception of certain high-clearance security jobs) besides that and the zero-tolerance-for violence BS found in the public school circuit it's pretty good.


Eh.
#292 to #68 - anonymous (02/11/2014) [-]
those aren't negatives you ******* halfbreed, that is literally the reason canada is overall a better place to live than the greasy cesspool you live in.
User avatar #67 to #18 - rhetoricalfunny (02/11/2014) [-]
Our Prime Minister's ****
#278 to #67 - anonymous (02/11/2014) [-]
Name a western country whose Prime Minister isn't a total douche.

I enjoy double citizenship in Italy and Finland. In Finland the PM is not corrupt, but he has been making rather stupid decisions regarding the economy. He has failed to take even minuscule prevantive measures against massive unemployment that is on the rise, while holding speeches about how Finland will suffer from labor shortage in the near future, Wat?

And in Italy... Well Berlusconi and the Italian government do not need any introductions: Spending taxpayer money on h00kers and bl0w, changing the constitution so that he cannot be incriminated, pedofilia, which are just the tip of the iceberg....

TL;DR I feel you my moosebros
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User avatar #170 to #67 - nativninja (02/11/2014) [-]
he cut the cadet funding...
#218 to #170 - anonymous (02/11/2014) [-]
HE DID WHAT? arent you guys engaged in a bitter feud with your neighbours
User avatar #180 to #170 - rhetoricalfunny (02/11/2014) [-]
He poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague unto our houses!

But actually he's doing the whole fracking thing, plus Bill C-45. He is poisoning the water.
User avatar #184 to #180 - nativninja (02/11/2014) [-]
the cadet funding cut is effecting my cadets directly. were not getting our jackets, so the cadets can't wear their civvie jackets on bases and were in winnipeg.
#230 to #184 - anonymous (02/11/2014) [-]
No one gives a **** about your stupid ******* jackets, the cadets are boy scouts who think they're in the army, **** off

- a fellow canadian
User avatar #298 to #230 - nativninja (02/11/2014) [-]
oh. okay.
User avatar #322 to #298 - blackzero (02/11/2014) [-]
^ Canadian arguments at their worst.
User avatar #63 to #18 - ratchymatchy (02/11/2014) [-]
Honestly, it's a damn good place. Less stuff than the Americans get though, unless you're rich you ain't going to the U.S.A for a special occasion.

Also, Kinder Surprise.
#303 to #63 - quickstrike (02/11/2014) [-]
Why would you go to USA if you are rich? You go to Cuba, Mexico, Caribbean, Thailand etc.
User avatar #82 to #63 - arsenymous (02/11/2014) [-]
all i need is a 3 room apartment in Toronto. That expensive?
User avatar #206 to #82 - lizardonfire (02/11/2014) [-]
Renting (a place near downtown) you can get something pretty good at $1k a month (per person) or as low as $600. If you are planing to buy good luck... (try somewhere far from downtown)
User avatar #99 to #82 - nyxeos (02/11/2014) [-]
Toronto is extremely expensive. You could easily be looking at a few grand a month for a ****** apartment. I'd think you'd probably have a hard time finding a decent place for a decent price. It would be a good idea to look at the surrounding areas/commuting.
User avatar #98 to #82 - kbpilottl (02/11/2014) [-]
well a house the size of a shed costs $165,000 so my guess would be yeah, it is expensive

Source:
I live here
www.huffingtonpost.ca/2013/09/11/tiny-toronto-house_n_3908797.html
#90 to #82 - menqudoneix ONLINE (02/11/2014) [-]
It probably is, since Toronto is one of our few metropolitan areas, and certainly our highest population concentration by far. All things considered, if you wanted to commute from Scarborough, or better yet Markham, there are good transit systems to help get around. or you could drive, our highways aren`t TOO bad. maybe.
It probably is, since Toronto is one of our few metropolitan areas, and certainly our highest population concentration by far. All things considered, if you wanted to commute from Scarborough, or better yet Markham, there are good transit systems to help get around. or you could drive, our highways aren`t TOO bad. maybe.
#48 to #18 - anonymous (02/11/2014) [-]
Everything.
User avatar #47 to #18 - commandershit (02/11/2014) [-]
Celsius
User avatar #282 to #47 - newdevyx (02/11/2014) [-]
Well, for someone who has used Fahrenheit so far it would be pretty weird, but when you learn it it's easy as **** . 0 freezes water 100 boils it. that's actually how easy it is.
User avatar #294 to #282 - commandershit (02/11/2014) [-]
I meant negative degrees , it was a pun on temperatures
#46 to #18 - lizardonfire (02/11/2014) [-]
Though you have a Tim Hortons every 100m to keep you warm
User avatar #196 to #46 - metalmind (02/11/2014) [-]
It's usually not that cold.
User avatar #203 to #196 - lizardonfire (02/11/2014) [-]
Yea, this winter have been pretty cold compared to last year because of that polar vortex thing. Luckily its getting warmer.
#38 to #18 - anonymous (02/11/2014) [-]
this guy right here.
#55 to #38 - lightninghorse (02/11/2014) [-]
don't worry, he's been kicked to the states
sorry 'bout that
User avatar #21 to #18 - thatguybehindyou (02/10/2014) [-]
They can't be mean even if you want them to.
#287 to #21 - newdevyx (02/11/2014) [-]
>Canadian   
>Mean   
   
How is that possible?
>Canadian
>Mean

How is that possible?
User avatar #75 to #21 - propanex ONLINE (02/11/2014) [-]
EXACTLY!
My uncle is Canadian and he can talk like one hell of a sailor. A cuss word every 5 or 6 words.
#20 to #18 - carthonasi (02/10/2014) [-]
My 						*******					 Igloo's melting cause of global warming.
My ******* Igloo's melting cause of global warming.
#284 to #20 - newdevyx (02/11/2014) [-]
**newdevyx rolled a random image posted in comment #7714393 at Safe For Work Random Board ** ******* bears are getting aggressive if you have mild winters also.
#272 to #20 - alljewsmustdie (02/11/2014) [-]
Build a nigloo then
User avatar #225 to #20 - brrigg (02/11/2014) [-]
winnaaaah!
#166 to #20 - ronnorc (02/11/2014) [-]
That picture works for so many instances its not even funny.
User avatar #33 to #20 - jaggedherp ONLINE (02/11/2014) [-]
Goin out fer a rip are ya bud?
User avatar #318 to #33 - blackzero (02/11/2014) [-]
OOOOOOOOH **** YEA, BUD
User avatar #88 to #33 - hedggie (02/11/2014) [-]
******* right!
hahaha love that
User avatar #31 to #20 - pussypunchpiss ONLINE (02/11/2014) [-]
Ive been getting snowstorms non stop for about 5 months in east canada

I think your igloo is fine
#19 to #18 - anonymous (02/10/2014) [-]
Do it, great economy and great people. It's like America except better and free.
#49 to #19 - anonymous (02/11/2014) [-]
Free? Canada has some of the most draconian 'hate speech' laws in the western world.
User avatar #56 to #49 - nyxeos (02/11/2014) [-]
At least that means we avoid **** like the WBC
User avatar #194 to #56 - Conquistador (02/11/2014) [-]
Yet you bow down to LGBT extremists.
#319 to #194 - anonymous (02/11/2014) [-]
Not the same. while they have hate speech sites and **** , they don't hold up signs saying god hates fags. if you want to find their hate, you have to look for it.

If you protested a soldiers funeral here you'd get your **** ****** up.
User avatar #325 to #319 - Conquistador (02/11/2014) [-]
Most Americans don't support the WBC. And they're not commonly found throughout the whole country. LBGT activists and cultural Marxists are pretty much becoming more and more common. Even shoving their agenda into the olympics and rip on Russia over their laws.
User avatar #22 to #19 - arsenymous (02/10/2014) [-]
Why can't America just be America except better and free. This is ******** .
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