A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar in Dublin ...
She raises her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as says to the people sitting at the bar
"What man here will buy a woman a drink?
The bar went quiet as the patrons tried to ignore her.
But down at the end of the bar, an owly-eyed drunk slammed his hand on the counter and bellowed,
"Give the ballerina a drink!"
The bartender poured the drink, and the woman chugged it down.
She turned again to the patrons and with outstretched arm revealing the same hairy armpit again asked,
"What man here will buy a lady a drink?"
Once again, the same drunk slapped his money down on the bar and said, "Give the ballerina another drink!"
The bartender approached the little drunk and said,
"Tell me, Paddy, it's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her the ballerina?"
The drunk replied, "Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina!"