back on your own toilet after vacation. .. When you're home alone and take a dump with the bathroom door open. godhatestags


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#1 - finalfaptasy (04/08/2014) [-]
When you're home alone and take a dump with the bathroom door open.
When you're home alone and take a dump with the bathroom door open.
#11 - mattdoggy (04/09/2014) [-]
>go to Canada with family for a week to visit some relatives
>i get showered with every Canadian delicacy to the point of waddling
>i'm talking enough poutine to kill a moose being chased down by a gallon of Tim Horton's hot chocolate that's all i learned about your frozen country. It was too cold to do anything else
>Maple syrup is shoved down my gullet to the point where i can feel it in my veins
>after a few days i begin to realize i am a little constipated
>"no biggy, i'll go soon" i thought, but i was wrong
>5 days into it and i am getting uncomfortable, the pains begin to set in
>by day 6 i feel the mass of hate growing inside of me, festering, beginning to think
>on day 7 i was sure this thing in my male womb was angry with me and was trying to crawl its way out of me through my intestines
>at the airport they stopped me for acting odd and hunching over
>i ended up getting waved through when they realized i had a food baby that needed a C section
>after a full week and several hours i made it, home toilet
>i leave all my clothes on the floor and the door unlocked in case i start to bleed out
>to quote cr1tikal roughly, i didn't know if i was gonna take the crap or if the crap was gonna take me instead
>when it began i knew the pain of childbirth
>i began to howl in the tongues of the ancient world whos sounds have not been heard aloud by man for eons
>only a dozen or so minutes past but every second felt like a life age of the earth
>i begged for mercy from the heathen gods but my uncleanliness made my crys fall on deaf ears
>As the moment passed i felt as if the earth had entered a new life age
>the chiefs of the far winds and elders at the edges of the world sand the songs of passing to lull their younglings to sleep
>the pain that day became known as the song of bitter peanuts, and the world has never been the same
>pic related
#31 to #11 - ryles (04/09/2014) [-]
thank your respective gods you didn't get the frozen capp and a 40 pack of dutchie timbits. you wouldn't crap for a decade.
#24 to #11 - BloodAwaits (04/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #4 - busfullofllamas ONLINE (04/09/2014) [-]
I really don't get the stigma with ******** in other toilets. I mean, a good **** is a good **** , no matter the throne. Then again, I could just be a confident pooper.
User avatar #8 to #4 - rokulda (04/09/2014) [-]
at home, i can sit on the toilet playing Clash of Clans for 3 hours and not be looked at like a weirdo
User avatar #20 to #4 - laserninjashark (04/09/2014) [-]
Other toilets are fine, but it's just not..the same. Its like sleeping in your own bed after being away for a while
User avatar #26 to #4 - symmiie ONLINE (04/09/2014) [-]
There is no toilet like your own throne in your own bathroom.
#16 to #4 - quoterox (04/09/2014) [-]

I've got IBS, so I'm used to ******** everywhere. I can **** in any bathroom, regardless of whether there's people there or not.
#18 - anon (04/09/2014) [-]
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I'm so fresh you can suck my nuts (10 Hours)
#14 - macguffin (04/09/2014) [-]
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User avatar #2 - laserninjashark (04/08/2014) [-]
Going home for easter this Thursday haven't visited home from college since christmas.

The **** will be glorious
User avatar #6 to #2 - twofreegerbils (04/09/2014) [-]
My dorm bathroom is so disgusting

I love coming home to my own toilet
#22 - anon (04/09/2014) [-]
I don't find much of a difference between toilets. It's the showers that get me. Other people's showers unnerve me, like there's something that's just a little bit off about them.
#21 - cnlsanders ONLINE (04/09/2014) [-]
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User avatar #9 - kiwirulestwo (04/09/2014) [-]
I rarely have a good ****
most of them are the marker *****
User avatar #13 to #9 - manofparody (04/09/2014) [-]
Same here, bro...

I end up having to keep going to the bathroom the rest of the day to keep rewiping whatever markers that keep magically appearing.
#15 - biggrand (04/09/2014) [-]
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mfw I finally got over my fear of most public toilets and can now feed feces to my schools /works plumbing system
#17 to #15 - guu (04/09/2014) [-]
**guu rolled image**   
How relevant.
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How relevant.
#19 to #15 - roflnaut (04/09/2014) [-]
**roflnaut rolled image** mfw I can never go pee in public
#28 - wurstwasser (04/09/2014) [-]
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#3 - samxdaxman (04/08/2014) [-]
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User avatar #25 - carefree (04/09/2014) [-]
Every last one of these comments are gold. Pure gold.
I love you guys.
User avatar #23 - ilbacondeity (04/09/2014) [-]
wat is "vacation."
#12 - fhfiction (04/09/2014) [-]
is this a puppet or a toy? because if it's a pupet that means that whoever produces this elmo thing would've had to make a children's toilet that allows for you to be able to sick a hand up the bottom
#7 - including (04/09/2014) [-]
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