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/b/ in a nutshell

The year is 2001. It is the 11th of September. The time is ?:, cne hour before the first impact.
You are standing acre's the street Hem the northern teeter of the World Trade Center,
What do you dc?
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Getting my popcorn far the shew of the century
masturbate
watch the guy sitting amass the street masturbate
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#3 - bakinboy (08/16/2014) [-]
take elevator to floor plane hits. drop my pants and press it against the glass.
i am ready for shrek to fly his onionly girth into me
#22 to #5 - gerfox (08/17/2014) [-]
Hey there WTC
What's it like in New York City?
I'm flying in at a thousand miles,
but tonight you look so pretty, yes you do. Ground Zero will be the future you, I swear its true.

Hey there plane one
Don't you worry about the timing
I'm right here when you get lonely
Give these buildings another fly-in
"ALAHU AKBAR"
Listen to my battlecry
I'm by your side
#17 - anon (08/17/2014) [-]
Set up a small stage and get a megaphone. wait until the first crash then shout, "want to see me do it again?"
#9 - anon (08/17/2014) [-]
Set small, useless fires in both of the buildings so that they'll get evacuated before the terrorist attack actually happens.
User avatar #19 to #9 - dannyxv (08/17/2014) [-]
Boo, what are you, a human with emotions?
#8 - anon (08/17/2014) [-]
Buy 4 of the highest quality video recording camera of the day, set them up from good vantage points (behind the buildings, in front of the buildings, and to the left and to the right of the 2 buildings) and set them up to record. After it all happens, collect them and sell the footage, become rich as hell and famous for having the best footage.
#7 - anon (08/17/2014) [-]
Im across the street one hour before impact on the towers?
If im there then who would fly the plane into the towers?
#15 - anon (08/17/2014) [-]
#13 - kibbleking (08/17/2014) [-]
Light the building on fire forcing everyone to evacuate.
#2 - dewiii (08/16/2014) [-]
not a damn person said they would leave lol
User avatar #1 - trollzoll (08/16/2014) [-]
******* run.
User avatar #11 - wargeneralwest (08/17/2014) [-]
watch as nothing happens for an hour and 18 minutes because nobody was there to hijack the first plane
User avatar #16 - mcbrosephson (08/17/2014) [-]
Hitler Pokemon Master ft. Shrek
#23 - anon (06/20/2015) [-]
THOS IS ****** UP AND SO IS SOME OF YOUR COMMENTS PEOPLE I NEARLY LOST MY MOM AND BROTHER IN 9/11.....YOU ******* TOOL BAGS
User avatar #20 - iatedub (08/17/2014) [-]
Make a $200 bet with a random pedestrian that those buildings wont be there tomorrow.
User avatar #18 - toxicsonicboom (08/17/2014) [-]
Get a bazooka.
User avatar #14 - toosexyforyou (08/17/2014) [-]
1 hour is enough time to get everyone out of both buildings...
User avatar #21 to #14 - arrogant (08/17/2014) [-]
I believe that's the joke
#12 - BloodyTurds ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
get life insurance policies on as many people that work there as i can. Get arrested for having inside knowledge. hang myself with my bedsheets
User avatar #10 - temporalguardian (08/17/2014) [-]
Preach about the end times and apocalypse until the debris starts to fall on me while I scream about how i was right and **** .

THE SKYYY IS FAALLIIIING squish
User avatar #6 - radiated (08/17/2014) [-]
Take credit for it
#4 - anon (08/17/2014) [-]
Ring police and GTFO

Nobody in the towers or on the street are going to believe me anyway so why risk dying?
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