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stalking to nice guy at a party
get along
suecide. to hang out a bit
yon UHF last outing I was talking (. C) "' of
we starts arting funny and says he needs to go
Why do guys do this? Men elaborate. do you always youir cocks? I want friends but I
guess ifly not spreading my legs you want nothing to do with me?
pic related all good for I guess
lam a drunk man and I oan help explain this with extreme levels of candour
Ifl stay at home and mitts my big fat ******* idiot friend on Skype I can have absolutely riveting conversation about all my favourite niche
social retard /tgi hobbies that you would laugh at me and call me a virgin for liking Thus I would prefered do this in almost all
circumstances over gout to a party except for one thing that my big fat friend cannot provide: he does not have a AGAINA
I go to parties to meet vaginas Sometimes they have girls attached to them so I ahve to woo the girl To woo the girl I need to listen to her
******* blab about **** that is way less interesting mam n y big fat friend talks abouta I need to listen to your stupid ******* garbage that
sucks you don' t even ******* know anything about anything you' re . you are an awful plastic disposable ****** person. but tyou have a
vagina and i REALLY want a vagina on my face constantly It never stops
So when I foind out that is not available I do not oars about anymore. "r’ outraging can go **** off I dont' want to be
yourfriend beacuse you do not know aanything about Bobs Fett and you ark incapable of stimulating discussion about Speed Force
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#2 - ivehadworse ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
He isn't wrong.
#3 - internetexplain ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
This sums a normal man's view on women pretty much up.
#9 to #3 - anon (08/08/2014) [-]
the "no girls on the internet" rule is a ******* stupid rule
If I'm posting a thread and my gender JUST SO ******* HAPPENS TO BE PART O THE GOD DAMN STORY, I have every right to say that I'm a chick. Jesus Christ.
Understandable if they're actually using it for attention but internet cunts take it way too seriously "A GURL ON MAH SITE? NYUH TITS! ATTENTION WHORE!!!!"

I'm a grill btw.
User avatar #10 to #9 - internetexplain ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
am I supposed to care?
User avatar #13 to #9 - tittylovin (08/09/2014) [-]
Try reading it again and this time, try turning on your ******* brain.

Jesus, women are so stupid they can see it all laid out in front of them and they'll still miss it.
User avatar #1 - balaboo (08/08/2014) [-]
#6 - anon (08/08/2014) [-]
>men wonder why a large majority of women turn psycho and think all men are pigs
User avatar #7 to #6 - mephiblis ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
Log in and say that like a man.
#8 to #7 - anon (08/08/2014) [-]
If I get an account it proves I have no life
#12 to #8 - anon (08/08/2014) [-]
Your on FJ, too late!
#15 - anon (08/12/2014) [-]
Thats right ladies. If you think you are having a nice conversation and you are an interesting person towards a guy, but he ditches you when he finds out your vajayjay is off the market. You werent.

If you were truely interesting he wouldve stuck around.
User avatar #5 - mkgt (08/08/2014) [-]
Maybe if the bitch was interested in what WE like, we could be her friend.
User avatar #11 to #5 - internetexplain ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
but then they wouldn't be bitches, but women.
User avatar #14 to #11 - mkgt (08/10/2014) [-]
Well, ****
User avatar #4 - kaboomz (08/08/2014) [-]
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