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User avatar #6010932 - overjoyed (09/03/2013) [-]
You know what twi.
Just stop. If you ever keep posting here again, I will fuckin’ choke slam you into a coffee table, with any luck it will be one of those old school antique coffee tables that was made out of the really good wood from deep in the fucking forest and not that Ikea shit that explodes like a fucking stunt table. I will put you right through it, and pull you up by your god damn larynx and then right through the dry wall, my hand would be disappearing into the wall like I just fisted a fucking horse. Then I’d pull you out, you’d have plaster all over your fucking hair, you’d be deprived of 3 quarters of your oxygen, and you’d start to cry. Then I’d just whisper into your ear, really calmly, like one of those bad guys in one of those great 80’s movies with Mel Gibson, or fucking Stallone or whatever, where once the goons would get him tied up and the head bad guy that’s running shit would come in all relaxed with his dress shoes and suit and would just come up and put his face like parallel to the other dude’s face and just come in and whisper in the guy’s ear nice and calmly. That’s what I’d do to you, as you’re struggling to breath, I’d put my head right next to your ear and just be like “If you ever post in this section again, I will fucking kill you. You understand me? The only reason you’re not dead right now is because I haven’t figured out how to get away with it yet. If you even come in this section again, I swear to god, I will grab you by your fucking baby fat and the top of your fucking head and I will throw you upside down through a bay window” As you sit out there in the rain, picking the glass and the wood shards out of your body, I’m gonna take a tray of hot macaroni and throw it right on your fucking face. That’s what I’ll do if you ever post here again.
#6010943 to #6010932 - Deavas (09/03/2013) [-]
this gave me a boner
User avatar #6010941 to #6010932 - twi (09/03/2013) [-]
you're fat
User avatar #6010952 to #6010941 - overjoyed (09/03/2013) [-]
not really, I'm 5'11" and 150.
User avatar #6010964 to #6010952 - vaulttec ONLINE (09/03/2013) [-]
>not being 5'11" and 130
User avatar #6010973 to #6010964 - overjoyed (09/03/2013) [-]
Well excuse me for not being anorexic.
User avatar #6010983 to #6010973 - vaulttec ONLINE (09/03/2013) [-]
anorexic master race
User avatar #6010990 to #6010983 - overjoyed (09/03/2013) [-]
I used to be anorexic, but then I stopped cause my friend started to make me eat.
User avatar #6011001 to #6010990 - vaulttec ONLINE (09/03/2013) [-]
I eat 2500+ calories a day

I just have a stupidly high metabolism
User avatar #6011019 to #6011001 - overjoyed (09/03/2013) [-]
You lucky motherfucker, I have a really low metabolism. I eat like 1400 a day and I barely lose weight.
User avatar #6011033 to #6011019 - vaulttec ONLINE (09/03/2013) [-]
I'd probably switch with you if I could, I literally am almost always hungry
User avatar #6011041 to #6011033 - overjoyed (09/03/2013) [-]
I would rather be always hungry than always watching my weight. I have a friend that is just like you and he got a sixpack from eating pizza.
User avatar #6011049 to #6011041 - vaulttec ONLINE (09/03/2013) [-]
Ehhhh I guess, I don't have no where close to a sixpack though
User avatar #6011062 to #6011049 - overjoyed (09/03/2013) [-]
His metabolism is crazy. He ate that shit you put on cake for like a week straight and only put on a pound.
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