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User avatar #2 - kirkbot (07/13/2014) [-]
use a halberd for that purpose
#19 to #2 - thecrayzeeman (07/14/2014) [-]
Black Knight Greataxe.

Slam dunk a motherintense bodyloveer.
User avatar #5 to #2 - bogbean (07/13/2014) [-]
V V V CANCER THREAD BELOW V V V
User avatar #3 to #2 - satrenkotheone (07/13/2014) [-]
Or a spear. Not as heavy and better for stabbing.
#4 to #3 - traelos ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
Or a gun you intense bodyloveing pleb.
User avatar #32 to #4 - satrenkotheone (07/15/2014) [-]
Guns are for bakas
#14 - metalcoldreaper (07/13/2014) [-]
I'm still trying to get over the whole 'i'm fabulous and sparkly and i go to the Olympics' thing thats my only wtf moment on the news so far..   
   
i mean its 2014..How is that a news story when fabulous and sparkly's arn't shamed for that digestive end product?
I'm still trying to get over the whole 'i'm fabulous and sparkly and i go to the Olympics' thing thats my only wtf moment on the news so far..

i mean its 2014..How is that a news story when fabulous and sparkly's arn't shamed for that digestive end product?
User avatar #25 to #14 - llpanic (07/14/2014) [-]
goddamn it my big tittied mommy i don't know what the intense bodylove he's talkign about
User avatar #29 to #25 - metalcoldreaper (07/14/2014) [-]
msn.foxsports.com/olympics/story/report-olympic-swimmer-ian-thorpe-tells-interviewer-he-s-gay-071214

this. Talking about how the guy is acting like its 1951 about how 'ashamed' he was of hiding who he was.
User avatar #1 - ktbmnf (07/13/2014) [-]
Today mentioned, swell with some pride.
User avatar #6 to #1 - magicalsteve (07/13/2014) [-]
"Today mentioned"
That sounds retarded if you don't know it's a news thing
User avatar #31 to #6 - ktbmnf (07/14/2014) [-]
hahahaha yeah i didnt think about that
User avatar #17 - articulate (07/14/2014) [-]
I've fantasized about stabbing an intruder with one of my swords.
#21 to #17 - thecrayzeeman (07/14/2014) [-]
I've fantasized about stabbing an intruder with my sword.

Geddit? It's a sex thing.
#7 - madkip (07/13/2014) [-]
Only a coward attacks an intruder from a distance.

Man up, face you're adversary face to face.
#15 to #7 - LocoJoe (07/14/2014) [-]
nah, I'm good
#8 to #7 - madkip (07/13/2014) [-]
you're*

User avatar #24 to #8 - thempc ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
it's not his fault, adm1n added a word filter that switches you're and your
User avatar #13 to #8 - metalcoldreaper (07/13/2014) [-]
'you're' i chuckled..
User avatar #26 to #7 - wallbuilder ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
... and then you remember you're just a normalfag and this guy has prepared to fight someone whilst they also have no restraint due to lack of empathy.

Also, c'mon Grandma, sack up!
Also, guns.
Also, knives.
And as if thieves deserve an honorable fight when trespassing in someone house. I'd use everything at my disposal to win.
It's cool to act or be a hardass but dying or being hospitalised isn't cool. Why take the risk? We aren't all Bruce Lee. Results matter here, and honour doesn't play into results.
#16 to #7 - Rascal (07/14/2014) [-]
Then your adversary shoots you in the face.
Then your adversary shoots you in the face.
User avatar #12 to #7 - luquaz (07/13/2014) [-]
you are not bruce lee
User avatar #18 to #12 - madkip (07/14/2014) [-]
True, Bruce Lee is dead.
I'm still alive.
#22 to #20 - madkip (07/14/2014) [-]
I may not be Bruce Lee but I am a martial artist trained in Kung Fu.
I abide by Bruce Lee's tenets and live by his philosophies.
Guns are great for recreational use or if you have literally no other options in a matter of life or death but they should by no means be you're first thought in a confrontation.
User avatar #28 to #22 - hydraetis (07/14/2014) [-]
If someone is busting into my house I'm pulling a weapon on them.
User avatar #27 - tisjunkisdamnfunny (07/14/2014) [-]
i think he was referencing the "long pointy stabby thing"
#23 - weirdfile (07/14/2014) [-]
**weirdfile rolled image** laughing intensifies
User avatar #10 - huzibizi (07/13/2014) [-]
you're a faggot
User avatar #11 to #10 - huzibizi (07/13/2014) [-]
ahahaha my big tittied mommy you sneaky little admin
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