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#5 - privilege (04/23/2014) [-]
How is that physically possible when he spins on the ******* wall then managed to ascend anyways?

physicsexplain help?
User avatar #80 to #5 - mrgilly (04/23/2014) [-]
Keep in mind, I'm 90% sure this dude was featured on Stan Lee's Superhumans show. If I remember correctly, he is an incredible climber because the muscles in his body are stronger, in terms of power generated compared to size, than that of an average human, especially ones that aren't usually strong like in the hand and wrist.
#8 to #5 - hazelnutqt (04/23/2014) [-]
Okay so I've been a climber for a couple of years, and I can tell you two things
1: that's not a common climbing move:
2: It's done by something called "a jam", basically, he inserts his hand in a crack, then balls it up into a fist, causing it to become jammed in there, he then kicks his feet above his head, and using impressive ab muscles, lifts his free hand up to get a hold of the previously unreachable hold.
Basically, by putting weight on his balled up fist while he kicks up, and then actually pulling the hand OUT (or trying, since it won't come out, it's jammed), and pushing his feet INTO the wall, he allows for enough friction to lift his core weight

I can also tell you that while flashy it's very ineffective =)
#112 to #8 - adamks (04/23/2014) [-]
How is it ineffective if it can get you to unreachable places? Are there better methods of doing that tool-less ?
User avatar #135 to #112 - angelious (04/23/2014) [-]
takes a lot of muscles is risky and spends too much energy
#142 to #135 - adamks (04/23/2014) [-]
Yeah but if you can't get up otherwise?
User avatar #161 to #142 - mahnamesjakers (04/23/2014) [-]
I think he just used poor word choice he probably meant inefficient.
User avatar #144 to #142 - angelious (04/23/2014) [-]
well i would rather find alternative route. i haventh really done too much of mountain climbing so dunno any other move...just using your feet more than hands is safer in mountain climbing(with hands just used for stability rather than actually pushing you up)
#169 to #112 - hazelnutqt (04/24/2014) [-]
I'm not sure what you mean by tool-less
He's only using chalk and shoes to the best of my knowledge?
#170 to #169 - adamks (04/24/2014) [-]
Well, I have no knowledge of climbing so I just wanted to point out that it would be without a pickaxe or whatever those thing are called
#171 to #170 - hazelnutqt (04/24/2014) [-]
Aight, so there's to my knowledge no shenanigans involved here
Pickaxes are mainly used for ice climbing, I can't see him having it and I honestly can't see one being effective here
The main reason I say this is "ineffective", is one of the key parts of climbing is that you want to have your body as close to the wall as possible.
The closer you are to the wall, the better balance you will have, and the better balance you have, the less likely you are to slip
When you do a spin like that with the feet above your head and everything, it looks super cool, but you're also pushing your weight SOOOO far out from the wall, resulting in the fact that he's now in a situation where A: he uses TWICE the amount of core muscles to maintain control of his body (because his balance is so far out, if he has to catch a hold of a small grip, he will need precision, and since he has no balance, he has to compensate with seeeeerious muscle strength), OR he can attempt to "fling himself" at the grip, which is also a bad decision because he'd 1: only get one shot, if he misses he'll fall because no way you can land back on the wall when your feet originate over your head..
#174 to #8 - physicsexplain (04/29/2014) [-]
Better explaination than i had. Basically its insane core strength, and having a supiror grip and center of gravity. he could have done the same by a short hop, but that would sacrifice his handhold.

IN other news, funny thing, now done with my coursework, i'm climbing towers for ericsson. Kind of related, with the freeclimbing and whatnot. Its a hobby for those of us who dont hate the climbing part of our job, and some of the ground (EF&I) guys who like climbing
#175 to #174 - hazelnutqt (04/29/2014) [-]
Aww man physicsexplain commented on my stuff look at me now mum!
User avatar #14 to #8 - tacoindeed (04/23/2014) [-]
to me it looked like he did an underkling, but oh well.

#15 to #14 - hazelnutqt (04/23/2014) [-]
Yeah looking at it again there's not much room for a jam, but that would be one hell of a hold for an underkling :j I just sort of assumed that a jam would be the easiest way of doing it :j
User avatar #18 to #15 - tacoindeed (04/23/2014) [-]
it WOULD be, but i dont think this guy is trying to be practical
User avatar #13 to #8 - aximil (04/23/2014) [-]
Describe an easier way to do it then.
#17 to #13 - hazelnutqt (04/23/2014) [-]
Honestly it's hard to tell you because I don't have an idea of what the route looks like up close, since y'know I've never actually climbed it and you can't see that much of it.. But presumably he had about the right idea when he attempts the leap for the hold, otherwise I'd look for some way to get my foot in or around he hand-hold then "standing up" on the one leg.

The problem with this method is, that it takes your center of balance wayyyyy off the wall, which is one of those rules of thumbs that you want to avoid.. (also, the whole upside-down thing)

I'm not an expert on climbing but this move is just funky. Cool, but very wierd =)
User avatar #16 to #13 - tacoindeed (04/23/2014) [-]
have you seen the dynos a dyno is a move where you sort of throw yourself at the hold professional climbers can make? im willing to bet if this guy put some effort into this he could do it

he only does it like that because it looks cool
#19 to #16 - hazelnutqt (04/23/2014) [-]
Yeah that's what I was tryin' to get at =) It's cool but not practical :j
User avatar #21 to #19 - fnatmidenpp (04/23/2014) [-]
Actually he's not trying much to be cool, he just learned it from monkeys
User avatar #11 - iliekbats (04/23/2014) [-]
they're climbing through your windows, snatching your people up.
#1 - ballisticmistype (04/23/2014) [-]
inb4 people go ******* with the monkey jokes
I'm not sorry
You can't make me feel sorry either
#2 to #1 - TheHutchie (04/23/2014) [-]
I respect this comment. A lot.
User avatar #50 to #1 - metalmind (04/23/2014) [-]
He actually calls himself the "Monkey King".
User avatar #85 to #50 - otherothersparker ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
aka king kong
#3 to #1 - flixoe (04/23/2014) [-]
My mind right now
My mind right now
#12 to #1 - zippermonster (04/23/2014) [-]
the funny thing is he actually learned this from monkeys while attempting suicide.
#37 - classydancingrobot (04/23/2014) [-]
My thaugts
#64 to #37 - tinglyturtletaint (04/23/2014) [-]
**** that, if Donald Glover plays spiderman we should have Micheal Cera play shaft!
User avatar #70 to #64 - guardianatreyu (04/23/2014) [-]
There is a black Spiderman so Donald Glover probably could play him.
User avatar #73 to #70 - tinglyturtletaint (04/23/2014) [-]
I know. My post was a reference to his standup.

Donald Glover ( Weirdo) - First Black Spiderman
#75 to #73 - guardianatreyu (04/23/2014) [-]
I feel ashamed for not knowing this now.
#66 - responsible (04/23/2014) [-]
I'M the only one who climbs walls around here, got it?
#30 - herpitydorp ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
MFW he goes for the dyno. Dyno is short for dynamic move usually a complete jump off the wall to another hold. Any other climbers on funnyjunk?
User avatar #63 to #30 - arsyro (04/23/2014) [-]
Does Parkour count?
#131 to #63 - onderdonk (04/23/2014) [-]
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User avatar #97 to #30 - lepotato (04/23/2014) [-]
Did that for few years.
User avatar #41 to #30 - onderdonk (04/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #100 to #41 - herpitydorp ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
Cool. what's your preference? I prefer bouldering myself
User avatar #102 to #100 - onderdonk (04/23/2014) [-]
I like bouldering for the challenge, the puzzle it presents. That's my jam maybe 75% of the time. But I like powering through a good top rope climb once in a while.
User avatar #105 to #102 - herpitydorp ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
Same here except I just stay strong enough so when I can make an outside trip I can enjoy a nice 5.12a on sport then go project a hard boulder problem later.
User avatar #106 to #105 - onderdonk (04/23/2014) [-]
I hurt my hand on a bad fall a while back, now I seem to have perpetual inflammation in one of my stabilizing ligaments. Crimps hurt like a ******* bitch. I've been stuck at V4 and 5.11 for like 18 months now because of the pain.
User avatar #107 to #106 - herpitydorp ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
damn that sucks. If I had any advice I would say try and avoid closing off crimps whenever possible. I rarely close off my crimps unless its a super hard problem.
User avatar #109 to #107 - onderdonk (04/23/2014) [-]
believe me, I've tried everything. Even took a break for 6 months. Nothing. Best I can do is stuff some cotton balls between my fingers and C tape them to stabilize the joint, and then avoid crimps. It's ******** . Physical therapist says no damage, even did an ultrasound on my hand. It's just inflammation but it never goes away.
User avatar #110 to #109 - herpitydorp ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
man that's rough I try to keep good care of my hands so I don't end up like that and so far no problems yet. Just recently sent my first V10 and V11.
User avatar #111 to #110 - onderdonk (04/23/2014) [-]
nice, dude! it wasn't even a care thing, it was a freak accident. Fell on a boulder problem and just landed a little wrong. Bent my finger juuuuust right. you be aiight though. just remember to warm up your fingers and joints before climbing and use bag balm on your hands after you wash up
User avatar #113 to #111 - herpitydorp ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
yeah one thing I am bad about is using anything to repair my skin. my joints and tendons are fine but my hands are like sand paper
#114 to #113 - onderdonk (04/23/2014) [-]
best thing in the universe. stinky as hell and a little greasy after you first put it on but ohhhhh man is it good for your skin. i used to rip calluses off all the time, then I started using this stuff and never had a problem. you can get it in any drug store. CVS or whatever.
Weirdly, my dick stopped feeling so chapped once I started using it on my hands
User avatar #159 to #114 - fuelnfire ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
OMG That stuff is the **** . Use it ******* tons, even up here in Canada. You ever climb with gloves? I have to use fingerless usually, altho I rarely use gloves for bouldering.
#173 to #159 - onderdonk (04/24/2014) [-]
naw man, no gloves for me. i just take care of my skin. i have rappelling gloves I use sometimes if i'm doing a lot of belaying (not lead belaying though, I need to feel the rope) to avoid rope burn, but that's about it.
User avatar #119 to #114 - herpitydorp ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
If I can find it I'll give it a shot some friends of mine swear by Giddy mint balm
User avatar #120 to #119 - onderdonk (04/23/2014) [-]
i am not familiar with that particular product. i'm originally from the northeast and bag balm is made in Vermont, so maybe it's a regional thing
#121 to #120 - herpitydorp ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
Possibly alot of pro climbers use it so I thought I might give it a shot.
User avatar #123 to #121 - onderdonk (04/23/2014) [-]
meh. I used to work in a climbing gym, and a lot of "pro climber" stuff is just gear hype and sponsorship. i'd say compare the prices. a tin of bag balm cost around $7 last I recall and has enough to serve an entire gym's worth of people for about 6 months. see how much Giddy costs. I bet it's infinity times more.
User avatar #125 to #123 - herpitydorp ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
Normally I would agree with you. But I actually got to talk to Jimmy Webb during ABS qualifiers and he said he loves it. He may do that just because of the sponsorship but I like to think he really does use it.
User avatar #126 to #125 - onderdonk (04/23/2014) [-]
that may be, and it doesn't mean it's not great stuff. I just have a sneaking suspicion it's crazy expensive compared to other creative and effective solutions
User avatar #127 to #126 - herpitydorp ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
5 bucks doesn't seem too bad to me. I think I'll give the cheap stuff a try first.
User avatar #130 to #127 - onderdonk (04/23/2014) [-]
oh it's only 5 bucks? well **** son, why didn't you say that earlier? mail some to me in Holland and let me try it out, if it's that cheap. I can't get **** out here.
User avatar #132 to #130 - herpitydorp ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
I will! they are currently sold out of all the skin care balms unfortunately. Oh and my bad it was 5.95 so it's closer to 6 ish with shipping since I there aren't any distributors I know of around here.
User avatar #59 to #41 - Metallicock (04/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #101 to #59 - herpitydorp ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
what do you mean by kinda?
User avatar #167 to #101 - Metallicock (04/24/2014) [-]
I like to climb, but have never climbed stuff of the caliber you probably have. I'm probably as close to a beginner as it gets and only do it on occasion
User avatar #168 to #167 - herpitydorp ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
well if you have a local gym, at least in my experience, it's super easy to make friends in the bouldering area and such. and having a friend to climb with definitely gets you to go climb more.
#104 - anon (04/23/2014) [-]
And then there are some people that can't even get over speed bumps
And then there are some people that can't even get over speed bumps
User avatar #118 to #104 - shadowsynergy (04/23/2014) [-]
That is the difference between a dex of 4 and a dex of 16.
User avatar #137 to #118 - HUH (04/23/2014) [-]
I like the way you think, mah *****
User avatar #138 to #137 - shadowsynergy (04/23/2014) [-]
"I swing my Axe!"
(Rolls a nat 1)
"You miss the creature and cleave your foot in 2"
#42 - thefunnyside (04/23/2014) [-]
Ezio ain't got 			****		 on that bitch
Ezio ain't got **** on that bitch
#148 - maxsexington (04/23/2014) [-]
did someone leave a bike up there?
User avatar #156 to #148 - silentark (04/23/2014) [-]
nah just a bucket of fried chicken
#33 - lunarhound (04/23/2014) [-]
Reminded me of this for some reason...
User avatar #108 - froggets (04/23/2014) [-]
Black people; can't even obey the law of gravity
#39 - anon (04/23/2014) [-]
Looks like the negro version of Yang....
Looks like the negro version of Yang....
#92 to #39 - aulubear (04/23/2014) [-]
One question.


She doesn't even wear as much yellow as this ***** .
#38 - martiini (04/23/2014) [-]
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User avatar #36 - majormoron (04/23/2014) [-]
I bring the SAUSE!!!!!

Real Life Assassin Creed : Jyoti Raju
#153 to #36 - anon (04/23/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure this is originally from Stan Lee's Superhumans. Or at least that's where I first saw it.
#147 - fukkentyranitar (04/23/2014) [-]
Guise...he's Indian.    
 Seriously, 			****		 you guys.
Guise...he's Indian.
Seriously, **** you guys.
User avatar #140 - haitsu (04/23/2014) [-]
What an agile gorilla
#165 - gmarrox (04/24/2014) [-]
Assassin's Weed: Brothah in the hood
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