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apple juice. Stand-up comedy is a comic style in which a comedian performs in front of a live audience, usually speaking directly to them. The performer is comm

Stand-up comedy is a comic style in which a comedian performs in front of a live audience, usually speaking directly to them. The performer is commonly known as a comic, stand-up comic, stand-up comedian, or simply a stand-up. In stand-up comedy, the comedian usually recites a fast-paced grouping of humorous stories, short jokes called "bits", and one-liners typically called a monologue, routine, or act. Some stand-up comedians use props, music, or magic tricks to enhance their acts. Stand-up comedy is often performed in comedy clubs, bars, nightclubs, neo-burlesques, colleges, and theaters. Outside of live performance, stand-up is often distributed commercially via television, DVD, and the internet.

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User avatar #3 to #2 - gearmachine (07/01/2014) [-]
nah he lost his mind because of the realization of his mistake
#153 to #3 - yologdog (07/01/2014) [-]
Unnecessary comment that gets red thumbs
User avatar #176 to #153 - captinchikin (07/02/2014) [-]
Described yourself perfectly, 10/10
#182 to #176 - yologdog (07/02/2014) [-]
I'm going to assume that was about my username...   
   
But that was such a sick burn I don't even care to correct you.
I'm going to assume that was about my username...

But that was such a sick burn I don't even care to correct you.
User avatar #162 to #5 - thedecodedgamer (07/01/2014) [-]
there you go +500 what color will you choose
User avatar #203 to #162 - whereistherumgone (07/05/2014) [-]
Awwwwww yeaaah
User avatar #100 to #5 - masonhawke (07/01/2014) [-]
I ******* lost it when i saw that
#4 - Sworley ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
that actually makes more sense, cause its hard to hate apple juice. i was getting worked up with him.
that actually makes more sense, cause its hard to hate apple juice. i was getting worked up with him.
User avatar #201 to #4 - darthlegolas (07/02/2014) [-]
reginleif amata after being reminded of other beverages that didn't even cross my mind I would like to change my previous statement to
apple cider>strawberry lemonade>lemonade>orange juice>grape juice>applejuice
User avatar #202 to #201 - reginleif (07/02/2014) [-]
While I disagree with your ordering...... :/ Apple cider is a top drink. ^^
User avatar #34 to #4 - darthlegolas (07/01/2014) [-]
orange juice>grape juice>apple juice
#69 to #34 - memenoob (07/01/2014) [-]
Kill yourself
#118 to #34 - shadowgandalf (07/01/2014) [-]
Filthy Heathen
User avatar #152 to #34 - reginleif (07/01/2014) [-]
>2014
>Not part of the lemonade master race.

Lemonade>Orange Juice> Grape Juice> Apple juice>Purple drank.
User avatar #120 to #34 - amata (07/01/2014) [-]
While citrus Tampico is indeed one of the most amazing things to grace the shelves of any store, fresh apple juice-and I'm talking go to an orchard, pick some apples, press them and drink the juice right there fresh- is the drink of the gods. Nothing can beat that sweet ambrosia
#147 - squidamon (07/01/2014) [-]
dat 6th panel...
#1 - rogernice ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
***** so worked up about the apple juice hater, he lost his head.
#37 - irepostcomments (07/01/2014) [-]
Apparently, he is an open-minded person.
User avatar #10 - demandsgayversion (07/01/2014) [-]
I'm going to ruin the hitler x juice jokes by mentioning it but not making one. Now you would look a right fool to do the obvious joke.
#12 to #10 - asmodeu (07/01/2014) [-]
Couldn't find a gay version of hitler x juice, so here's just a gay version of hitler.
Enjoy !
#129 - chodes (07/01/2014) [-]
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User avatar #135 to #129 - konradkurze (07/01/2014) [-]
thats whats inside turtletrolls head
#114 - dross (07/01/2014) [-]
Maybe he really hated the apple jews juice.
#14 - tittylovin (07/01/2014) [-]
the jews win again
#121 to #14 - lolzordz (07/01/2014) [-]
yeah lets blame the jews for everything !
yeah lets blame the jews for everything !
User avatar #122 to #121 - tittylovin (07/01/2014) [-]
JIDF pls go
User avatar #128 to #122 - lolzordz (07/01/2014) [-]
no u
#15 to #14 - crazyolitis (07/01/2014) [-]
>People actually believe that.
User avatar #16 to #15 - tittylovin (07/01/2014) [-]
>people are thumbing me up
Goddamnit I'm trying to be 3edgy here
User avatar #17 to #16 - crazyolitis (07/01/2014) [-]
It's a sad day that when people try to be annoying/assholes/trolls, people actually agree with them.
#63 to #17 - tittylovin (07/01/2014) [-]
O i forgot you hate the anti-semetic content. Sorry bud, I think it's ******* hilarious.
User avatar #70 to #63 - crazyolitis (07/01/2014) [-]
Not so much hate it, as I just dislike the daily stream of propaganda in newest uploads.
#19 to #17 - John Cena (07/01/2014) [-]
Well heck, the comic is pretty accurate. No wonder ppl agrees with the truth.
User avatar #124 to #16 - randomwanker (07/01/2014) [-]
It's pretty ******* hilarious
User avatar #150 to #15 - ugottanked (07/01/2014) [-]
people do?
User avatar #196 to #150 - crazyolitis (07/02/2014) [-]
Yes. Just like the friendzone. "It's not me who should stop acting like a little bitch and actually ask her out, no. It's the jews who are to blame for me not having a girlfriend. They obviously brainwash girls to not have sex with white guys so they can destroy the white race."

And there's a lot of stuff like that.
User avatar #197 to #196 - ugottanked (07/02/2014) [-]
...That is the most retarded thing i have ever heard.

What's next? Jews control the world using banks?
#198 to #197 - crazyolitis (07/02/2014) [-]
"Muh Rothschild"

Also, Jews are trying to destroy Christmas. They are breeding bad trees so they will fall over. Because the trees are dangerous, nobody will take them anymore. The tree is a huge symbol of christmas. No more tree, no more christmas. Darn Jews.

People are actually blming jews for trees falling over.
User avatar #199 to #198 - ugottanked (07/02/2014) [-]
...please dont tell me people also believe what i said..

god people can be ******* morons.
User avatar #200 to #199 - crazyolitis (07/02/2014) [-]
Jews are blamed for almost everything by neo-nazis and people like them.
If something is bad, blame the jews.

No women wanna suck your dick? Jews.
Christmas tree fell over? Jews.
Got a bad mark on math? Jews.

And yes, people actually do believe what you said.
User avatar #101 to #15 - clechyl (07/01/2014) [-]
**** off JIDFLGBTCIAISISBN shill
#108 to #101 - crazyolitis (07/01/2014) [-]
Take a deep breath and chill.
Take a deep breath and chill.
User avatar #123 to #108 - tittylovin (07/01/2014) [-]
I bet you didn't catch that
JIDF - jewish internet defense force. A real thing.
LGBT - Lots of Gay Baby Tantrums
CIA - Bane?
ISIS - some hurkadurkstan thing
ISBN - iunno man
#26 to #14 - kristovsky (07/01/2014) [-]
Jews win
User avatar #35 to #26 - theshadowed ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
But the jews are there 3 times
#132 - touchmybutt ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
The **** happened to his head?
User avatar #133 to #132 - hottamaleez (07/01/2014) [-]
television kills
User avatar #146 to #136 - ldial (07/01/2014) [-]
1 point for Hannibal
User avatar #160 to #132 - playerdous (07/01/2014) [-]
It's where he stores the apple juice.
#145 - sponsbob (07/01/2014) [-]
Old man's fw
#110 - philosophyxplain (07/01/2014) [-]
I wish Oberyn could've put his head back together so easily...
User avatar #143 to #110 - clavatninenine ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
you liked him too much.

you killed him.
#32 - Byte (07/01/2014) [-]
Ever get so rustled by racism it split your cranium?
#179 - neoexdeath ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
Internet discussing racism.
#180 to #179 - neoexdeath ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
Internet discussing anybody else discussing racism.
#187 to #180 - shema (07/02/2014) [-]
<- internet discussions
<- internet discussions
#144 - margrave (07/01/2014) [-]
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#33 - sociocat (07/01/2014) [-]
im glad i posted this before anyone else!
User avatar #40 to #33 - cdmin (07/01/2014) [-]
u are 20 reposts 2 late
#142 - scoobydoobydo (07/01/2014) [-]
The old mans face when he comments on this.
#28 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
Wat
User avatar #66 to #28 - miklthepikl (07/01/2014) [-]
he's just open minded
#18 - John Cena (07/01/2014) [-]
You know what they say, girls: Once you go black, no real man will ever want you.
#56 to #18 - John Cena (07/01/2014) [-]
He's not a real man if he judges her from dating someone of a different color. It means he's 1. insecure or 2. racist and both are annoying qualities.
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