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Stand-up comedy is a comic style in which a comedian performs in front of a live audience, usually speaking directly to them. The performer is commonly known as a comic, stand-up comic, stand-up comedian, or simply a stand-up. In stand-up comedy, the comedian usually recites a fast-paced grouping of humorous stories, short jokes called "bits", and one-liners typically called a monologue, routine, or act. Some stand-up comedians use props, music, or magic tricks to enhance their acts. Stand-up comedy is often performed in comedy clubs, bars, nightclubs, neo-burlesques, colleges, and theaters. Outside of live performance, stand-up is often distributed commercially via television, DVD, and the internet.

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#2 - firesquire (07/01/2014) [+] (4 replies)
#5 - whereistherumgone (07/01/2014) [+] (3 replies)
#4 - Sworley (07/01/2014) [+] (7 replies)
that actually makes more sense, cause its hard to hate apple juice. i was getting worked up with him.
that actually makes more sense, cause its hard to hate apple juice. i was getting worked up with him.
#14 - tittylovin (07/01/2014) [+] (23 replies)
the jews win again
#78 - poppies (07/01/2014) [+] (5 replies)
What the ****
#1 - rogernice (07/01/2014) [-]
***** so worked up about the apple juice hater, he lost his head.
#147 - squidamon (07/01/2014) [-]
dat 6th panel...
#41 - zekeon ONLINE (07/01/2014) [+] (34 replies)
As someone who pretty much has an apple juice addiction and can easily go through 4 bottles in a week, this made me very emotional.
#53 to #52 - zekeon ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
Are you really this stupid?
#33 - sociocat (07/01/2014) [+] (1 reply)
im glad i posted this before anyone else!
#37 - irepostcomments (07/01/2014) [-]
Apparently, he is an open-minded person.
#132 - touchmybutt ONLINE (07/01/2014) [+] (4 replies)
The **** happened to his head?
User avatar #10 - demandsgayversion (07/01/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I'm going to ruin the hitler x juice jokes by mentioning it but not making one. Now you would look a right fool to do the obvious joke.
#129 - chodes (07/01/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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#32 - Byte ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
Ever get so rustled by racism it split your cranium?
#114 - dross (07/01/2014) [-]
Maybe he really hated the apple jews juice.
#154 - spidahridah (07/01/2014) [+] (21 replies)
Being against interracial relationships is racist now?
Being against interracial relationships is racist now?
User avatar #155 to #154 - nosurprise (07/01/2014) [-]
yea kinda
#142 - scoobydoobydo (07/01/2014) [+] (1 reply)
The old mans face when he comments on this.
#145 - sponsbob (07/01/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Old man's fw
#110 - philosophyxplain (07/01/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I wish Oberyn could've put his head back together so easily...
#28 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/01/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Wat
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