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apple juice. Stand-up comedy is a comic style in which a comedian performs in front of a live audience, usually speaking directly to them. The performer is comm

Stand-up comedy is a comic style in which a comedian performs in front of a live audience, usually speaking directly to them. The performer is commonly known as a comic, stand-up comic, stand-up comedian, or simply a stand-up. In stand-up comedy, the comedian usually recites a fast-paced grouping of humorous stories, short jokes called "bits", and one-liners typically called a monologue, routine, or act. Some stand-up comedians use props, music, or magic tricks to enhance their acts. Stand-up comedy is often performed in comedy clubs, bars, nightclubs, neo-burlesques, colleges, and theaters. Outside of live performance, stand-up is often distributed commercially via television, DVD, and the internet.

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#2 - firesquire ONLINE
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(07/01/2014) [-]
#3 to #2 - gearmachine ONLINE
Reply +16
(07/01/2014) [-]
nah he lost his mind because of the realization of his mistake
#153 to #3 - yologdog
Reply -5
(07/01/2014) [-]
Unnecessary comment that gets red thumbs
#176 to #153 - captinchikin
Reply +4
(07/02/2014) [-]
Described yourself perfectly, 10/10
#182 to #176 - yologdog
Reply -1
(07/02/2014) [-]
I'm going to assume that was about my username...   
   
But that was such a sick burn I don't even care to correct you.
I'm going to assume that was about my username...

But that was such a sick burn I don't even care to correct you.
#5 - whereistherumgone
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(07/01/2014) [-]
#100 to #5 - masonhawke
Reply -1
(07/01/2014) [-]
I ******* lost it when i saw that
#162 to #5 - thedecodedgamer
Reply 0
(07/01/2014) [-]
there you go +500 what color will you choose
#203 to #162 - whereistherumgone
Reply 0
(07/05/2014) [-]
Awwwwww yeaaah
#4 - Sworley ONLINE
Reply +207
(07/01/2014) [-]
that actually makes more sense, cause its hard to hate apple juice. i was getting worked up with him.
that actually makes more sense, cause its hard to hate apple juice. i was getting worked up with him.
#201 to #4 - darthlegolas
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(07/02/2014) [-]
reginleif amata after being reminded of other beverages that didn't even cross my mind I would like to change my previous statement to
apple cider>strawberry lemonade>lemonade>orange juice>grape juice>applejuice
#202 to #201 - reginleif ONLINE
Reply 0
(07/02/2014) [-]
While I disagree with your ordering...... :/ Apple cider is a top drink. ^^
#34 to #4 - darthlegolas
Reply +7
(07/01/2014) [-]
orange juice>grape juice>apple juice
#69 to #34 - memenoob ONLINE
Reply +11
(07/01/2014) [-]
Kill yourself
#118 to #34 - shadowgandalf
Reply +2
(07/01/2014) [-]
Filthy Heathen
#152 to #34 - reginleif ONLINE
Reply 0
(07/01/2014) [-]
>2014
>Not part of the lemonade master race.

Lemonade>Orange Juice> Grape Juice> Apple juice>Purple drank.
#120 to #34 - amata
Reply 0
(07/01/2014) [-]
While citrus Tampico is indeed one of the most amazing things to grace the shelves of any store, fresh apple juice-and I'm talking go to an orchard, pick some apples, press them and drink the juice right there fresh- is the drink of the gods. Nothing can beat that sweet ambrosia
#14 - tittylovin
Reply +76
(07/01/2014) [-]
the jews win again
#121 to #14 - lolzordz
Reply +3
(07/01/2014) [-]
yeah lets blame the jews for everything !
yeah lets blame the jews for everything !
#122 to #121 - tittylovin
Reply 0
(07/01/2014) [-]
JIDF pls go
#128 to #122 - lolzordz
Reply 0
(07/01/2014) [-]
no u
#26 to #14 - kristovsky ONLINE
Reply +10
(07/01/2014) [-]
Jews win
#35 to #26 - theshadowed
Reply 0
(07/01/2014) [-]
But the jews are there 3 times
#15 to #14 - crazyolitis
Reply +42
(07/01/2014) [-]
>People actually believe that.
#16 to #15 - tittylovin
Reply +29
(07/01/2014) [-]
>people are thumbing me up
Goddamnit I'm trying to be 3edgy here
#17 to #16 - crazyolitis
Reply +14
(07/01/2014) [-]
It's a sad day that when people try to be annoying/assholes/trolls, people actually agree with them.
#63 to #17 - tittylovin
Reply +3
(07/01/2014) [-]
O i forgot you hate the anti-semetic content. Sorry bud, I think it's ******* hilarious.
#70 to #63 - crazyolitis
Reply +1
(07/01/2014) [-]
Not so much hate it, as I just dislike the daily stream of propaganda in newest uploads.
#72 to #70 - tittylovin
Reply +1
(07/01/2014) [-]
#19 to #17 - anon
Reply 0
(07/01/2014) [-]
Well heck, the comic is pretty accurate. No wonder ppl agrees with the truth.
#124 to #16 - randomwanker
Reply +1
(07/01/2014) [-]
It's pretty ******* hilarious
#150 to #15 - ugottanked
Reply +2
(07/01/2014) [-]
people do?
#196 to #150 - crazyolitis
Reply +1
(07/02/2014) [-]
Yes. Just like the friendzone. "It's not me who should stop acting like a little bitch and actually ask her out, no. It's the jews who are to blame for me not having a girlfriend. They obviously brainwash girls to not have sex with white guys so they can destroy the white race."

And there's a lot of stuff like that.
#197 to #196 - ugottanked
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(07/02/2014) [-]
...That is the most retarded thing i have ever heard.

What's next? Jews control the world using banks?
#198 to #197 - crazyolitis
Reply +1
(07/02/2014) [-]
"Muh Rothschild"

Also, Jews are trying to destroy Christmas. They are breeding bad trees so they will fall over. Because the trees are dangerous, nobody will take them anymore. The tree is a huge symbol of christmas. No more tree, no more christmas. Darn Jews.

People are actually blming jews for trees falling over.
#199 to #198 - ugottanked
Reply +2
(07/02/2014) [-]
...please dont tell me people also believe what i said..

god people can be ******* morons.
#200 to #199 - crazyolitis
Reply +1
(07/02/2014) [-]
Jews are blamed for almost everything by neo-nazis and people like them.
If something is bad, blame the jews.

No women wanna suck your dick? Jews.
Christmas tree fell over? Jews.
Got a bad mark on math? Jews.

And yes, people actually do believe what you said.
#101 to #15 - clechyl
Reply +2
(07/01/2014) [-]
**** off JIDFLGBTCIAISISBN shill
#108 to #101 - crazyolitis
Reply 0
(07/01/2014) [-]
Take a deep breath and chill.
Take a deep breath and chill.
#123 to #108 - tittylovin
Reply +1
(07/01/2014) [-]
I bet you didn't catch that
JIDF - jewish internet defense force. A real thing.
LGBT - Lots of Gay Baby Tantrums
CIA - Bane?
ISIS - some hurkadurkstan thing
ISBN - iunno man
#125 to #123 - crazyolitis
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(07/01/2014) [-]
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#78 - poppies
Reply +8
(07/01/2014) [-]
What the ****
#104 to #78 - sinconn
Reply -2
(07/01/2014) [-]
His liberal brain flew out
#149 to #78 - EpicAnon
Reply -1
(07/01/2014) [-]
In case anyone still missed it.
#106 to #78 - richardhandler
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(07/01/2014) [-]
#112 to #106 - yiffcario ONLINE
Reply +2
(07/01/2014) [-]
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#141 to #106 - guywithguitar
Reply 0
(07/01/2014) [-]
I laughed way too god damn hard at this.
I laughed way too god damn hard at this.
#1 - rogernice
Reply +56
(07/01/2014) [-]
***** so worked up about the apple juice hater, he lost his head.
#147 - squidamon
Reply +37
(07/01/2014) [-]
dat 6th panel...
#41 - zekeon ONLINE
Reply +6
(07/01/2014) [-]
As someone who pretty much has an apple juice addiction and can easily go through 4 bottles in a week, this made me very emotional.
#42 to #41 - yorker
Reply -12
(07/01/2014) [-]
"This made me very emotional"
Faggotry confirmed
#44 to #42 - zekeon ONLINE
Reply +5
(07/01/2014) [-]
[faggotry intensifies]
#48 to #44 - yorker
Reply -13
(07/01/2014) [-]
in all seriousness though, that was some tumblr-tier ****.
"This made me very emotional"
Really? You honestly sound like a prepubescent girl
#49 to #48 - zekeon ONLINE
Reply +12
(07/01/2014) [-]
And you sound like a little bitch who likes to whine about crap that doesn't ******* matter.
#68 to #49 - newforomador
Reply +3
(07/01/2014) [-]
fukn rekt
#50 to #49 - yorker
Reply -14
(07/01/2014) [-]
>calling me a little bitch
>Gets emotional over apple juice
choose one
#51 to #50 - zekeon ONLINE
Reply +10
(07/01/2014) [-]
I suppose it would be out of the question to remind you that you're on funnyjunk, where people make jokes in the comments, often using hyperbole, right?
#52 to #51 - yorker
Reply -14
(07/01/2014) [-]
That wasn't a joke, it was a ****** form of expression typically used by prepubescent tumblr girls who demonstrate obnoxious typing styles
#53 to #52 - zekeon ONLINE
Reply +30
(07/01/2014) [-]
Are you really this stupid?
#54 to #53 - yorker
Reply -15
(07/01/2014) [-]
Calling me stupid because you insinuated that your stupid comment was a joke to avoid looking like a faggot? yea ok
#55 to #54 - zekeon ONLINE
Reply +7
(07/01/2014) [-]
>insinuated
It was a joke, dumbass. Using hyperbole, as I mentioned. Do I really have to spell it out for you?
#57 to #55 - yorker
Reply -15
(07/01/2014) [-]
The joke wasn't funny, don't you get that?
#71 to #57 - newforomador
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(07/01/2014) [-]
#59 to #57 - zekeon ONLINE
Reply +5
(07/01/2014) [-]
To you*
#60 to #59 - yorker
Reply -14
(07/01/2014) [-]
*to anyone
talking like a tumblrette is never funny
#61 to #60 - zekeon ONLINE
Reply +5
(07/01/2014) [-]
Just because you're butthurt doesn't mean that everyone else is.
#62 to #61 - yorker
Reply -13
(07/01/2014) [-]
I'm not butthurt, you're the one who seems mad
#80 to #62 - leonhardt
Reply +5
(07/01/2014) [-]
Just stop.
#64 to #62 - zekeon ONLINE
Reply +5
(07/01/2014) [-]
>implying it's worth getting mad at someone who thinks their opinion of a joke is important
#193 to #62 - norkas
Reply 0
(07/02/2014) [-]
Stop getting emotional over someone saying something.
#195 to #193 - yorker
Reply 0
(07/02/2014) [-]
he posts 8 hours after the ordeal
#183 to #62 - tjflash
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(07/02/2014) [-]
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#79 to #57 - leonhardt
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(07/01/2014) [-]
I thought it was funny so you're retarded.
#99 to #57 - mrpavelowgrimm
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#119 to #52 - kaitora
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(07/01/2014) [-]
I hope you get that sand from your vagina one day, for your own sake.
#73 to #48 - vgmddg
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(07/01/2014) [-]
Well you don't have to get emotional about it. It's just a comment.
#43 to #41 - solynaaar ONLINE
Reply 0
(07/01/2014) [-]
apple cider is better
I usually just get stomach ache's from the sugar in apple juice
#45 to #43 - zekeon ONLINE
Reply 0
(07/01/2014) [-]
You're getting the wrong kind then.
#46 to #45 - solynaaar ONLINE
Reply 0
(07/01/2014) [-]
probably
#65 to #41 - becauseoprahsaidso
Reply 0
(07/01/2014) [-]
What does your pee smell like? because that's a normal question, right? I chugged some coffee tequila one time and my pee smelled like cereal. I forget what the name of it was though.
#139 to #65 - nurples
Reply 0
(07/01/2014) [-]
When I drink coffee and tea, my piss smells like Sugar Puffs.
#140 to #139 - becauseoprahsaidso
Reply 0
(07/01/2014) [-]
YES! Sugar Puffs that's what it's called.
#67 to #65 - zekeon ONLINE
Reply 0
(07/01/2014) [-]
Uh.. I don't know? It smells like piss. 100% normal question, for sure.
#111 to #41 - adamks
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(07/01/2014) [-]
Good god if I had the juice I would drink two bottles a day. And If I had coke instead I would drink that, but I just love sweet drinks.
#33 - sociocat
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(07/01/2014) [-]
im glad i posted this before anyone else!
#40 to #33 - cdmin
Reply -4
(07/01/2014) [-]
u are 20 reposts 2 late
#37 - irepostcomments
Reply +20
(07/01/2014) [-]
Apparently, he is an open-minded person.