anyone speak elvish. .. It's not elvish, it is the black speech of Mordor written in the Qenya alphabet of the elves. It reads: ash nazg durbatulUk ash nazg gimatul ash nazg thrakatulU LOTR elvien Coffee Art
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#7 - mattdoggy (02/18/2014) [-]
It's not elvish, it is the black speech of Mordor written in the Qenya alphabet of the elves.   
It reads:   
ash nazg durbatulUk    
ash nazg gimatul   
ash nazg thrakatulUk    
agh buruzum-ish krimpatull   
   
In the common tongue it says   
One ring to rule them all   
One ring to find them   
One ring to rule them all   
and in the darkness bind them   
   
The phrase is translated from the bottom left, going clockwise, starting at the symbol that looks like an equal size.   
 in case you are wondering i used to be single
It's not elvish, it is the black speech of Mordor written in the Qenya alphabet of the elves.
It reads:
ash nazg durbatulUk
ash nazg gimatul
ash nazg thrakatulUk
agh buruzum-ish krimpatull

In the common tongue it says
One ring to rule them all
One ring to find them
One ring to rule them all
and in the darkness bind them

The phrase is translated from the bottom left, going clockwise, starting at the symbol that looks like an equal size.
in case you are wondering i used to be single
#25 to #7 - anon (02/18/2014) [-]
it's in elfish script though
User avatar #55 to #7 - fzjoss (02/19/2014) [-]
Inb4 Virgin-related insults
User avatar #11 to #7 - colledgedude (02/18/2014) [-]
Ah, so I was reading in the Old Toungue and backwards. Sorry,
User avatar #17 to #7 - sillysparrow (02/18/2014) [-]
*agh burzum-ishi krimpatul
User avatar #38 to #7 - ihatem (02/19/2014) [-]
3rd line is "One ring to bring them all"
User avatar #47 to #38 - mattdoggy (02/19/2014) [-]
you are correct
User avatar #42 to #38 - hawaiianhappysauce (02/19/2014) [-]
This is correct.
#19 to #7 - McBalls (02/18/2014) [-]
How do you deal with all the pussy you get
How do you deal with all the pussy you get
#8 to #7 - emberstar (02/18/2014) [-]
Thanks bro, I was about to mention the whole "Elvish Script/Mordor Speech"- but you had it covered.   
   
You might like this: www.starchamber.com/paracelsus/elvish/elvish-in-ten-minutes.html   
   
 "Used to"?    
   
 I have no place to talk, I'm as single as a Pringle...    
 ...Even though a Pringle isn't really singular, they are always in groups...    
 ...sluts...    
   
 I think I'm beginning to see why I'm single...
Thanks bro, I was about to mention the whole "Elvish Script/Mordor Speech"- but you had it covered.

You might like this: www.starchamber.com/paracelsus/elvish/elvish-in-ten-minutes.html

"Used to"?

I have no place to talk, I'm as single as a Pringle...
...Even though a Pringle isn't really singular, they are always in groups...
...sluts...

I think I'm beginning to see why I'm single...
User avatar #35 to #8 - jayfizzle (02/18/2014) [-]
I LOL'd at this for a solid minute hahahah
#5 - idontlikethisname (02/18/2014) [-]
The Lord of the Latte, the fellowship of the milk.
User avatar #6 to #5 - theblondefetus (02/18/2014) [-]
One cup to rule them all
User avatar #39 to #6 - brettyht (02/19/2014) [-]
One cup to fine them
User avatar #51 to #6 - vorarephilia (02/19/2014) [-]
*and one pot to brew them all
#22 - galgawine ONLINE (02/18/2014) [-]
User avatar #21 - imamawesome (02/18/2014) [-]
It reads "this is the reason why it takes us so long to make coffee"
User avatar #24 to #21 - djjeroenski (02/18/2014) [-]
doubting how correct it is, but it sure is funny
#15 - smegmaontoast (02/18/2014) [-]
I wonder if it's still hot...
#20 to #15 - saxong (02/18/2014) [-]
It's quite cool.
It's quite cool.
#16 - stoopkidrum (02/18/2014) [-]
someone's latte game is strong.
#30 - AztecJew (02/18/2014) [-]
MFW I get served cold coffee an hour after ordering it
User avatar #46 to #30 - prohibullion (02/19/2014) [-]
That's because they had to deliver it to you at your computer you lazy **** .
User avatar #52 to #46 - AztecJew (02/19/2014) [-]
it was an internet cafe ya bastard!
User avatar #53 to #52 - prohibullion (02/19/2014) [-]
How do you drink intermet coffee?
User avatar #54 to #53 - AztecJew (02/19/2014) [-]
very carefully
User avatar #56 to #54 - prohibullion (02/19/2014) [-]
It is a good habit to do everything very carefully.
Now, please, how do you drink internet coffee?
User avatar #58 to #56 - AztecJew (02/19/2014) [-]
I assume you're joking though and realize I was referencing a coffee shop that has a bunch of computers in it
User avatar #57 to #56 - AztecJew (02/19/2014) [-]
your gonna need an ancient nord coffee cup sleeve because internet coffee is very hot
User avatar #36 - tomhefailin (02/18/2014) [-]
The ring was written in black speech. Thats why Gandalf read it like he was about to get but raped by an orc. If you read black speech it draws the eye.
User avatar #37 - rollmeanddie (02/18/2014) [-]
Drink, friend, and enter.
User avatar #26 - vladcobhc (02/18/2014) [-]
It's not elvish. They explain that in the book, if you read it ofcourse.
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User avatar #28 to #26 - anonymoose (02/18/2014) [-]
It's not written in Elvish, but it's using an elvish alphabet, Tengwar.
User avatar #31 to #28 - harrisonfordor (02/18/2014) [-]
I dream of a blue name one day and this ****** purple already.
User avatar #40 to #31 - LegititmateKyle (02/19/2014) [-]
One day scrub, one day.
User avatar #34 to #31 - salihzzz (02/18/2014) [-]
thats anonymoos he's kinda like phanact just not gay or a little horsecock loving cunt.
User avatar #32 to #28 - vladcobhc (02/18/2014) [-]
So like I said, it's not actual Elvish.
#18 - JackThePornKing (02/18/2014) [-]
*bell-loch
*bell-loch
User avatar #44 - reican (02/19/2014) [-]
no, but Celtic/Gaelic old Norse and Anglo Saxon mixed yes... oh wait..
#43 - thedevilsriddle (02/19/2014) [-]
No, but for who anyone who cares I am fluent in Precursor.
#45 to #43 - prohibullion (02/19/2014) [-]
What does it say, then?
#60 to #45 - thedevilsriddle (02/19/2014) [-]
That would be the alphabet.
That would be the alphabet.
User avatar #33 - ispn (02/18/2014) [-]
It's not very clearly written, but from what i can tell it's the script written on Sauron's One Ring.
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User avatar #4 - colledgedude (02/18/2014) [-]
I speak Elvish. This reads wierdly. "The Tree, wall, paper coffee." That's ******* it/
User avatar #10 to #4 - wrocky (02/18/2014) [-]
curious, how long did it take you to master that
User avatar #12 to #10 - colledgedude (02/18/2014) [-]
Not long. I have a dictionary and it only took me a few weeks for base vocab.
User avatar #13 to #12 - wrocky (02/18/2014) [-]
woah. thanks. now i gotta get me one of those.
User avatar #29 to #4 - anonymoose (02/18/2014) [-]
Quenya?
#41 to #4 - mreggsalad (02/19/2014) [-]
What's the grammar syntax like? Is it like English, or one of the romance languages, or what? Also, where would one buy an Elvish dictionary, if one were interested in learning Elvish?
User avatar #3 - rhodesgirl (02/18/2014) [-]
**rhodesgirl rolled a random comment #79 posted by economic at I'm an Agnostic but this is kinda true ** :
Meh, still south park is a jew controlled bunch of propaganda.
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