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10 Mistakes blew
Parents Always (Make
SLIDESHOW . Parenting . Lifestyle . ISSUE 2 . Mar 28,
201 it
Quite often new mothers and In of IO
4 fathers will screw up by looking for
parenting advice from a *******
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#25 - pestizides (04/09/2014) [-]
stickied by shmengels
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#8 to #7 - John Cena (04/09/2014) [-]
LOL
#46 to #7 - alruneia (04/09/2014) [-]
semi-related
semi-related
User avatar #50 to #7 - theannoyingFJguy (04/09/2014) [-]
Your username got me excited, and then made me sad. **** you.
#59 to #7 - trifection (04/09/2014) [-]
Robin is a Dick
Robin is a Dick
#61 to #7 - nuked **User deleted account** (04/09/2014) [-]
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#18 to #7 - greyhoundfd (04/09/2014) [-]
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User avatar #1 - faptastica (04/08/2014) [-]
1 mistake " **** honey the condom is broken"
User avatar #23 to #1 - cancer (04/09/2014) [-]
2nd mistake "Lets use it anyway"
#3 - ducktalez (04/08/2014) [-]
10 mistakes are not enough for all the **** I have seen
#36 - brothrak (04/09/2014) [-]
**brothrak rolled image** My parenting advice.
User avatar #60 to #36 - dinoking (04/09/2014) [-]
Magnificent roll
User avatar #37 to #36 - alkamer (04/09/2014) [-]
Not bad, eminem can handle it.
#13 - theblackhand (04/09/2014) [-]
mfw clicking on the right and left slide arrows for 1-9 don't work...
User avatar #32 - ozzkey (04/09/2014) [-]
The only mistake my parents made was me
#2 - married (04/08/2014) [-]
Mistake 2: leaving alcohol out and even haveing that much. I mean really you have a childmaybe you shouldnt be getting drunk all the time
User avatar #21 to #2 - givememoarpony (04/09/2014) [-]
Mistake 4: downing bottles of oil, thereby getting too fat to take care of their children
User avatar #19 to #2 - twofreegerbils (04/09/2014) [-]
Mistake 3: Saving thumbnails.

Of the wrong thing.
User avatar #9 to #2 - hudis ONLINE (04/09/2014) [-]
Maybe they are cooking oils and vinegar
User avatar #10 to #9 - hudis ONLINE (04/09/2014) [-]
Then again if anyone had a huge amount of that I probably wouldn't trust them anyway. Weird ******* people.
User avatar #11 to #10 - married (04/09/2014) [-]
******* weirdos. What are you going to do with all that oil. I bet they both have a food fetish and they rub it on each other while the ****
#12 to #2 - thebaseballexpert (04/09/2014) [-]
those are cooking oils, brah   
   
source: I'm a cook
those are cooking oils, brah

source: I'm a cook
User avatar #24 to #12 - guymandude (04/09/2014) [-]
oh my god that probably hurt like a bitch
User avatar #14 to #12 - married (04/09/2014) [-]
I think id like all those oils and stuff because I like Italian food. But can you tell me some of the oils and what they go on. Im not trying to test you, im genuinely curious because I want to start eating alot of stuff with oil in it
#17 to #14 - thebaseballexpert (04/09/2014) [-]
like zoids said, virgin olive oil on pizza, before its baked. I put red wine vinegar in alot of marinades. Mix a table spoon butter, two tablespoons vegetable oil and mince some fresh garlic and increase the proportions as you need more and put it in the fridge for an hour, and now you have a garlic butter that goes well on rolls and fish. i like cooking salmon on a nice coat of balsamic vinegar
like zoids said, virgin olive oil on pizza, before its baked. I put red wine vinegar in alot of marinades. Mix a table spoon butter, two tablespoons vegetable oil and mince some fresh garlic and increase the proportions as you need more and put it in the fridge for an hour, and now you have a garlic butter that goes well on rolls and fish. i like cooking salmon on a nice coat of balsamic vinegar
User avatar #35 to #17 - shema (04/09/2014) [-]
marinading with butter? what do you leave it room temp? i don't see cold butter soaking into many things.
User avatar #70 to #35 - thebaseballexpert (04/09/2014) [-]
sorry, you melt the butter first. i thought that part wouldve been assumed
User avatar #71 to #70 - shema (04/09/2014) [-]
are you putting it back in the ref?

User avatar #72 to #71 - thebaseballexpert (04/09/2014) [-]
yeah, melt the butter, add oil and garlic (or any seasoning you want really, i just like garlic) and put it back in the fridge to solidify. I make alot at once, adding more butter as i see fit so it has a solid consistency (the oil makes it runny), then i put it in a container so i can scoop some out whenever i need it.
User avatar #73 to #72 - shema (04/09/2014) [-]
simple syrup pineapple and saffron is the best marinated.
User avatar #74 to #73 - thebaseballexpert (04/09/2014) [-]
hm, i should try that some time. i usually don't use saffron. ***** expensive, yo
User avatar #22 to #17 - married (04/09/2014) [-]
Im going to save those for later
User avatar #16 to #14 - zoidz (04/09/2014) [-]
Virgin Olive Oil = amazing on pizza, or to cook a hard boiled egg/normal egg, beef, and I think it works with some fish, haven't tested. (remember to add some salt to the eggs tho).
#40 - doctordick (04/09/2014) [-]
Parent's face after reading it
Parent's face after reading it
#6 - MasterManiac (04/08/2014) [-]
Their FW
Their FW
#33 - wetpantslol (04/09/2014) [-]
**wetpantslol rolled comment #265 ** :
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Good parenting advice
#62 to #34 - cplkoeksuster (04/09/2014) [-]
Wait, didn't these guys get uber pissed the last time we didn't credit them?
#15 - ashedust (04/09/2014) [-]
Mfw kids

Has it seriously gotten to the point where parents need help in every aspect of raising a kid? It used to be a learning experience and you asked your parents if you really needed advice.
User avatar #48 to #15 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (04/09/2014) [-]
Most tend to pay attention to the small but numerous (and stackable) bad aspect of things too often.

It's how faggy cynics are made.
#28 - fredsulli (04/09/2014) [-]
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#5 - theannoyingFJguy (04/08/2014) [-]
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#41 - themysticmage (04/09/2014) [-]
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mfw I take the onion seriously
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mfw I take the onion seriously
User avatar #42 to #41 - Marker ONLINE (04/09/2014) [-]
You mean to tell me that The Onion isn't a legit news source?
#44 to #42 - minnten (04/09/2014) [-]
How could they not be? Would an unreliable news source be able to publish something like this? I think not.
#45 - megakillerx (04/09/2014) [-]
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