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anon goes to a chinese buffet

C) Anonymaws )' 12: M: 24 Na, 568' . 3-: assesses assesses
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NIP‘! it
we 12 years old, 19 new
ts a new tawn
bethere' s a chinese buffet within walking distance
Husk yes
ems whale family decides ene say to go
alt anly zests 15 dallars a person
at could gs here every week
people who work at the buffet are chinese
llittle brather suddenly gets the idea ts say "ching sheng ding dong"
mmy parents think it' s funny
they start wing "ping ling ying yang"
Hey sister puts the chopsticks in her heath resembling buck teeth
TO MY RESTAURANT DO YOU HIKASA PUPU PLATTER"
wwhy
awake asked ts leave
deosn' t know why
at never go back
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#3 - nekizalb (08/11/2014) [-]
What 4Chan OP wanted to say
What 4Chan OP wanted to say
#2 - anon (08/11/2014) [-]
I ******* hate people who do that.
User avatar #40 to #2 - chokolocco (08/12/2014) [-]
I hate ******* people who do that
User avatar #19 to #2 - captainpooters (08/12/2014) [-]
his family wasnt racist they were just unaware that what they did was offensive to the chinese , their intentions were only to joke with the chinese but they didnt mean to anger them , they're just ignorant
User avatar #48 to #19 - wesselite (08/12/2014) [-]
racism isn't about awareness, it's similar to me throwing a cat in the trash because I thought it was a stuffed toy.
User avatar #16 to #2 - makotoitou (08/12/2014) [-]
talking loudly in a restaurant? everybody hates that
User avatar #10 to #2 - Silver Quantum (08/12/2014) [-]
racists. the word you're looking for is racists
#17 to #10 - anon (08/12/2014) [-]
come on dude, is that really racism? Playing on sterotypes?
Then I am a deathdrugracist
#27 to #17 - anon (08/12/2014) [-]
if you don't think that going into a chinese restaurant and making racist comments and doing stupid impressions of them is racist behaviour, then you're dumb.

it's like going into an irish pub and putting on a thick irish accent being like "OHOHOHO TOP O' THE MAWNIN' TO YEH LADDIE HOW ABOUT A NOICE PINT ROIGHT?"

except in an irish pub you'd be beaten to a pulp, not just asked to leave
#52 to #27 - anon (08/12/2014) [-]
Sorry, but the Irish are pussies. Scotsmen are the tough ones in the British Isles.
#56 to #52 - kez (08/12/2014) [-]
Ahahahahahaha
#83 to #52 - grandlordchicken (08/12/2014) [-]
Son, it doesn't matter how tough they are, they're still tougher than you. You'd be beaten to a pulp in a puppy pub.
User avatar #101 to #52 - furiousmarshmellow ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
Found the Scotsman.
User avatar #115 to #17 - greyhoundfd (08/12/2014) [-]
Other anon has a point. Playing on stereotypes when you know everyone in the group can get behind it is pretty goddamn funny. Doing it in a Chinese restaurant, where the people might get it all the time, is at the least pretty rude, if not racist.
#33 to #10 - nyiagh (08/12/2014) [-]
it's not about being racist, i think it' more about to 			*******		 behave. i dont go to africa to yell "y'all 			*******		". If it's a funny joke, alright. but not when you are surrounded by these people
it's not about being racist, i think it' more about to ******* behave. i dont go to africa to yell "y'all ******* ". If it's a funny joke, alright. but not when you are surrounded by these people
User avatar #91 to #10 - ompalomper (08/12/2014) [-]
the thing is that they weren't even trying to be racist. they where just so ******* stupid and ignorant that they couldn't even consider how offensive they where acting. those are the kind of people that at least i hate
User avatar #15 to #10 - alexandrz (08/12/2014) [-]
Ehhhhhh....
#57 - manirock ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
>Be 22 y/o white male   
>Senior year at university   
>Double minor in Mandarin (Chinese) and French   
>Crush says she needs me to do something for her   
>Says she gets her nails done at a small Chinese spa   
>They do a great job but they are always talking to each other in Chinese   
>Makes her uncomfortable because she feels like they are talking about her   
>Asks me to go get my nails done with her so I can listen in on their conversations   
>She also speaks French because Canadian so I would translate for her in French   
>Know that if I get my nails done with her it will max out my friendzone exp.   
>Agree to do it anyways   
>Go to spa and order two pedicures   
>Two middle aged Chinese women sit us down and get to work   
>First thing one of them says is "Zhè jiāhuo yīdìng shì tóngxìngliàn"    
>Roughly translates to "this guy must be a faggot"   
>Sort of expected that one but whatever    
>Think they will move onto different conversation topics but they don't    
>Go into vivid detail about my suspected faggotry for a good 15 mins   
>Talk about how my asshole must be loose from all the cock I take    
>Out of the blue crush pulls me towards her and shoves her tongue in my mouth   
>MFW I got a gf by telling her how gay I seemed   
>MFW my sudden erection bumped into one woman's arm and made her scream    
>MFW they had written "penis lover" on my big tonail
>Be 22 y/o white male
>Senior year at university
>Double minor in Mandarin (Chinese) and French
>Crush says she needs me to do something for her
>Says she gets her nails done at a small Chinese spa
>They do a great job but they are always talking to each other in Chinese
>Makes her uncomfortable because she feels like they are talking about her
>Asks me to go get my nails done with her so I can listen in on their conversations
>She also speaks French because Canadian so I would translate for her in French
>Know that if I get my nails done with her it will max out my friendzone exp.
>Agree to do it anyways
>Go to spa and order two pedicures
>Two middle aged Chinese women sit us down and get to work
>First thing one of them says is "Zhè jiāhuo yīdìng shì tóngxìngliàn"
>Roughly translates to "this guy must be a faggot"
>Sort of expected that one but whatever
>Think they will move onto different conversation topics but they don't
>Go into vivid detail about my suspected faggotry for a good 15 mins
>Talk about how my asshole must be loose from all the cock I take
>Out of the blue crush pulls me towards her and shoves her tongue in my mouth
>MFW I got a gf by telling her how gay I seemed
>MFW my sudden erection bumped into one woman's arm and made her scream
>MFW they had written "penis lover" on my big tonail
User avatar #76 to #57 - Pootering (08/12/2014) [-]
Oh my god this is glorious.
#85 to #57 - teegoogilycoffeeme (08/12/2014) [-]
I was not expecting this.
#75 to #57 - Lintutu (08/12/2014) [-]
they were talking **** about you and you said NOTHING?
User avatar #93 to #75 - shadowbreech (08/12/2014) [-]
Well if he called them out on it, then they'd stop talking **** and his crush would never know if they were talking about her
#60 to #57 - faroeseguy (08/12/2014) [-]
You should have said something to them in chinese just before you left
#68 to #60 - anon (08/12/2014) [-]
No, he should have sued the **** out of them. Close the place down!
#78 to #68 - faroeseguy (08/12/2014) [-]
not every issue has to be dealt with with a lawsuit.
User avatar #92 to #78 - khrystalmeth (08/12/2014) [-]
YOU ARE NOT A REAL MURICAN
#81 to #78 - grandlordchicken (08/12/2014) [-]
Lies, everything has to be dealt with by lawsuit. I'll sure you for harming my business.
#5 - anon (08/12/2014) [-]
***** how ******* high class was the mutha fukin buffet? $15 fukin dollars per person? ***** you crazy, that's hella expensive yo! My nearest buffet have an all day buffet for 8 dolla' *****
User avatar #38 to #5 - epicpoop ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
Here in Canada its ******* 21 bucks the entry
#63 to #38 - anon (08/12/2014) [-]
Explains why I see so many starving Canadians.
User avatar #69 to #5 - ICEDgrunge (08/12/2014) [-]
I live on Long Island, NY, and the cheapest, yet greatest chinese buffet is 20 bucks a person, but it goes down in price exponentially if you're with a group. Reaaaalllly good food tho.
User avatar #84 to #5 - xmartyx (08/12/2014) [-]
how is it so cheap in usa? in the netherlands it costs like €20 = about 27 dollars i think?
User avatar #90 to #84 - lennybrown (08/12/2014) [-]
WOW. In England its £7.50 pp VAT Inc ($12.60 or €9.44) and it one of the best restaurants locally, they also include desert and 1 non-alcoholic Drink. Saying that I do live in the northeast of England where food is cheaper then the rest of England.
User avatar #8 to #5 - captainrattrap (08/12/2014) [-]
**** ,

You must live in the south. IN california the cheapest buffet chain is hometown buffet at 10 dollars for adults.
User avatar #26 to #8 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (08/12/2014) [-]
I live in Philadelphia and here they can range from about $7 to $15
User avatar #95 to #8 - phukyou (08/12/2014) [-]
The buffet I use to work at here in socal was anywhere from $8 to $30 a head, depending on the day of the week, dinner or breakfast, and if it was a holiday. Its inside a casino which explains the overpriced **** .
User avatar #18 to #8 - fjusernumberone (08/12/2014) [-]
I live in the south and they're about $12-$15 for dinner buffet.
#59 - Freelon (08/12/2014) [-]
>Be 15
>At Winco with friends
>All white
>Often tell racist jokes
>Doesn't bother me even though I'm half black
>They're just jokes
>At checkout line
>I mistakenly think I saw an old friend of ours but my friends remind me how he graduated and went to college
>Remind them they should know how stupid I am by now
>Friend says in quite audible voice "Well I've known black people all my life so I guess I should by now"
>mfw there was a black family in the next aisle who looked at us
>mfw the cashier was black
>mfw that actually was our friend who graduated
#34 - knightgiver (08/12/2014) [-]
**knightgiver rolled image**

******* white people.
#65 to #34 - anon (08/12/2014) [-]
Git Gud ***** !
User avatar #4 - herpitydorp (08/12/2014) [-]
Only 15 dollars what the **** ? that seems expensive to me
#97 to #4 - notaboss (08/12/2014) [-]
I live in Las Vegas. Most buffets average $30+ per person.
#6 to #4 - anon (08/12/2014) [-]
I work at a Chinese buffet restaurant, on weekends the price for an adult is $26.99 before tax. Get a drink and you're over $30. $15 is pretty low for that kind of place.
User avatar #14 to #6 - bagguhsleep ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
That's pretty cool.
So for Upwards of $30, will I be getting two regular geishas or one really young geisha with my meal?
#47 to #6 - anon (08/12/2014) [-]
holy christ thats alot
#64 to #6 - anon (08/12/2014) [-]
Dude, the Casino here has an all you can eat crab and seafood night for that much. **** where you work!
User avatar #86 to #6 - lennybrown (08/12/2014) [-]
WOW. In England its £7.50 pp ($12.60) (VAT included) for my local Chinese all you can eat and includes desert and 1 small drink. Drink are like £2-3 each though and those are just the non alcoholic ones.
#7 - I Am Monkey (08/12/2014) [-]
Ching chong ping ling
Ching chong ping ling
User avatar #98 to #7 - studbeefpile (08/12/2014) [-]
Who is this guy, and why do I see him everywhere?
User avatar #116 to #98 - greyhoundfd (08/12/2014) [-]
Pretty sure he's called Filthy Frank. You should watch some of his videos, they're not hugely ******* funny At least, not the ones I've seen. , but they'll get a laugh.
#37 to #7 - anotheroneonearth (08/12/2014) [-]
>Japan
>ching chong
User avatar #87 to #37 - chillybilly ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
I love how one of the guys who thumbed you down has a username that means 'whaaaaat' in Japanese
User avatar #118 to #87 - greyhoundfd (08/12/2014) [-]
I love how "anonymous" actually includes every thumb up and down an anon has ever gotten.
#43 to #7 - peterdivine (08/12/2014) [-]
It looks like he's actually yelling "just stop, just stop" over and over again.
#21 to #7 - shreksorcist (08/12/2014) [-]
Have one with the caption and no logo..
Have one with the caption and no logo..
#22 - bababuey (08/12/2014) [-]
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#41 - cyberdemon (08/12/2014) [-]
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#9 - montykarl (08/12/2014) [-]
$15 dollars a person? Are you ******* kidding me? Where do you live where that's cheap? That's absurdly expensive. Where I live, the most expensive Chinese restaurant within 2 hours is $10.99 a person counting drink and it has tons of sushi, prime rib, and snow crab legs. Most buffets here are like $5.99 for lunch and $7.99 for supper.
User avatar #35 to #9 - graphenz (08/12/2014) [-]
In Denmark the cheapest in town (and I've been to) is around 20$, without drinks, just food.
#67 to #35 - anon (08/12/2014) [-]
With the already high taxes, you people are butt ****** by your system!
User avatar #71 to #67 - graphenz (08/12/2014) [-]
Or the chineseses figured it out.
#103 to #9 - atma (08/12/2014) [-]
probably New York, ****** unbearable here
so... that now gives you a choice between Australia, Denmark, or New York
User avatar #29 to #9 - BubsyB (08/12/2014) [-]
Probably Australia, everything is far more expensive over here than America, Pizza Hut all you can eat is $20 for example.
Not to go on about it but its okay because we get payed alot more aswell
User avatar #1 - woodenalligator (08/11/2014) [-]
Sounds surprisingly like my family, except they wouldn't be smart enough to make the more "sophisticated" joke(s) told.
#31 - iamaniceperson (08/12/2014) [-]
HFW they start going ching chong
HFW they start going ching chong
#73 to #31 - octagon (08/12/2014) [-]
HFW sister puts chopsticks in her mouth and Takes it to the next level.
HFW sister puts chopsticks in her mouth and Takes it to the next level.
#119 to #73 - thesticklebricks (08/12/2014) [-]
HFW he gets to checkout at the local store and the person serving him is one of the restaurant employee's working their second job.
HFW he gets to checkout at the local store and the person serving him is one of the restaurant employee's working their second job.
User avatar #94 - AnonymousWraith (08/12/2014) [-]
-fly to Chicago with fam
-we see this hot dog establishment called "Chubby Weiners"
-4 year old brother repeats it
-tell him no
-on the plane back home
-he remembers
-"chubby weiners, chubby weiners, chubby weiners, I liked chubby weiners, it was good"
-"Mikey shut up"
-he keeps repeating it
-mom, dad and myself keep telling him to stop
-people around us are like "What the hell are you teaching your child you perverts"
#53 - CXJokerXD (08/12/2014) [-]
Should have just got up and sat somewhere else once they started.
Should have just got up and sat somewhere else once they started.
User avatar #105 to #53 - severepwner (08/12/2014) [-]
That's what I was thinking, but at the time he was 12 so it would have been weird. If this was 7 years ago I think he should go back.
User avatar #30 - douthit (08/12/2014) [-]
$15 for a Chinese buffet? It's like $5 here.
User avatar #89 to #30 - chillybilly ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
Just a dollar more up here in Northern Maine
User avatar #61 - forgottenmyshorts (08/12/2014) [-]
Lets be honest though it could be quite likely that if you put random Chinese sounding words together, there will be someone Chinese with that name.

Su Ling Chen

Pao Fong Hui

Shin Tsu Chan

Lee Chan

Chan Lee
User avatar #72 to #61 - imagnetsux (08/12/2014) [-]
I once knew a guy named chen hong tsu.
#54 - twentyseconds (08/12/2014) [-]
"One say"
#58 to #54 - kanduhuskedetder (08/12/2014) [-]
That's a spelling error. Most likely a typo.
User avatar #88 to #54 - chillybilly ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
's' and 's' are right next to each other
An acceptable mistake by all means.
User avatar #100 to #88 - flemsdfer ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
In fact, they're in the same place!
#110 to #88 - wraithguard ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
They should still check their spelling.
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