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#60464 - anonymous (07/19/2012) [-]
Okay guys, the deal is, I have been playing Katawa Shoujo recently (dating sim game created by members of 4chan with an extremely in depth storyline and the possibility to date 5 different girls with different disabilities (you attend a school for dissablilies since you have a heart condition)). Since it was my first time playing, I was confused as to how I ended up with different girls. After a while, it became apparent that the choices I made led me to be spending a lot of time with a girl called Emi (pic related). Okay now her storyline actually involved me.. I felt like I was dating her and everything was perfect (I am a 17 year old male with a healthy 2 year relationship in real life). When Emi broke up with me, I cried, when Emi and I made love for the first time, I felt happy, when Emi and I were together by the games credits rolled through, I was so relieved.. I am in love with her..
TL;DR > I am in love with a non-existent cripple girl from a dating sim game.. What do I do....
(Posting as anon because I have friends on here that could tell my irl girlfriend, you get it..)
#60530 to #60464 - MatthewsGauss (07/19/2012) [-]
Emi made me run and I like her for that
#60533 to #60530 - Oxideee (07/19/2012) [-]
I'm going to do this for her, thank you
User avatar #60539 to #60533 - MatthewsGauss (07/19/2012) [-]
Im doing it but I have to post pone it because I ran pretty heavily 2 days before I started this and that caused me to have shin splints so I havnt been able to run for a week
#60547 to #60539 - Oxideee (07/19/2012) [-]
I've been recently getting a lot taller, doctor's orders to slow down because of growing pains and my leg bones stretching out and getting thinner in the middle... I don't care though, Emi wouldn't stop for some silly nurses orders
User avatar #60553 to #60547 - MatthewsGauss (07/19/2012) [-]
how old are you to still be growing (havnt had growing pains since I was 13)
#60560 to #60553 - Oxideee (07/19/2012) [-]
My family are pretty late bloomers, I'm 17
User avatar #60507 to #60464 - gravediggernalk (07/19/2012) [-]
When I played through the first time, I got Emi too . . . I feel the same way.

#60527 to #60507 - Oxideee (07/19/2012) [-]
She is perfect even without her legs, I feel so lost without her and I am actually having trouble feeling the same love for my real girlfriend.. I feel like this is going to eat me up forever
User avatar #60536 to #60527 - gravediggernalk (07/19/2012) [-]
"I am actually having trouble feeling the same love for my real girlfriend."

Woh bro, if this is happening . . . invest in lemon-flavored lube (I don't think they make "scented", but I know it comes in many flavors, especially fruit flavors), and remember that.

In all seriousness, watch Neon Genesis Evangelion, and see if it eases any of your problems. (Don't question it, just do it. I have a reason for it, and I think it might ease your problem.)

Inb4 "why did you slather watermelon lube on your penis NALK?"
#60577 to #60536 - Oxideee (07/19/2012) [-]
I can't even replay the game for different outcomes, the idea of Emi just being the girl you bump into the hallway is too much
#60544 to #60536 - Oxideee (07/19/2012) [-]
Okay, I'll do that..
keep in contact yeah? I feel like this problem is going to change my life
even texting my girlfriend now, I feel distant and guilty for Emi's sake
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User avatar #60487 to #60464 - sayonarazetsubou (07/19/2012) [-]
When life gives you lemons... Anal.
#60480 to #60464 - aiiray (07/19/2012) [-]
You assume we don't know what KS is...
You assume we don't know what KS is...
#60524 to #60480 - Oxideee (07/19/2012) [-]
I copied my post from /c/ so it was already explained in there >.<
#60528 to #60524 - Oxideee (07/19/2012) [-]
screwed the whole anon thing up heh
#60479 to #60464 - sayyeh (07/19/2012) [-]
Emi is a great character.
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