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#500566 to #500441 - kanade **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#500574 to #500566 - jettom (02/07/2013) [-]
I'm going to fuck kanade.
#500588 to #500574 - sexwithyourwife (02/07/2013) [-]
she's so awkward and pretty :D
#500569 to #500566 - lawuser (02/07/2013) [-]
Ya shoulda seen it coming when you made the account
#500502 to #500441 - bonkboy (02/07/2013) [-]
**bonkboy slowly stands up from his seat and raise hands in the air triumphantly**

YES!...YYYEEEEEESSSSSS!!!!
User avatar #500495 to #500441 - redclover (02/07/2013) [-]
The only VN where dying in a train accident puts you on the path towards a good end.
#500490 to #500441 - herecomesjohnny (02/07/2013) [-]
but kanadexotonashi otp, what routes can they think make up, you and the ninjagirl? come ooon, really.....
but kanadexotonashi otp, what routes can they think make up, you and the ninjagirl? come ooon, really.....
User avatar #500534 to #500490 - Riukanojutsu ONLINE (02/07/2013) [-]
its probably hapening at the same time as the manga or its a continuation of another epilogue
User avatar #500532 to #500490 - ImmaAnteater (02/07/2013) [-]
ROUTES FOR ALL THE GIRLS! Except for Yui.
Yui x Hinata is so cashmoney.
User avatar #500518 to #500490 - jakeandhistoe (02/07/2013) [-]
It doesn't have to revolve around romance. It can just be the telling of the story, and exploring that one characters story in their route.

How knows what they'll do. We'll just have to wait and see when it's translated.
User avatar #500525 to #500518 - herecomesjohnny (02/07/2013) [-]
point taken
User avatar #500501 to #500490 - jettom (02/07/2013) [-]
Main Character x Kanade Anal End
Main Character x Kanade BDSM End
Main Character x Kanade Bad End
Main Character x Kanade Goru End
Main Character x Kanade Torture End
Main Character x Kanade Beastiality End
Yurippe x Kanade Lesbian End
Main Character x Kanade Good End
Main Character x Kanade Harem End
Main Character x Kanade Rape end
Main Character x Kanade Fetish End
Main Character x Kanade Handjobs End
Main Character x Kanade Cannibalism End
Main Character x Kanade Trap End (Kanade is secretly a boy)
Main Character x Kanade x Yurippe Best End
User avatar #500664 to #500501 - killerliquid (02/08/2013) [-]
Where is Shiina?
#500551 to #500501 - bonkboy (02/07/2013) [-]
To some those, mainly Goru, Cannibalism, and Rape...um the fuck?
#500555 to #500551 - jettom (02/07/2013) [-]
In the Goru and Cannibalism Endings, Kanade's clones are made of flesh and shit (unless they were that already in the Anime, I forgot) So in the Goru end they just slice them up during sex, no biggie, in the cannibalism end, however, it gets a little inspiration from Kuroni! (Just search for Kuroni and you'll see what I mean)
#500565 to #500555 - bonkboy (02/07/2013) [-]
I know what Kuroni is so I'm just gonna say "what the fuck" again.   
   
I may have a pretty demented mind. Some of my creative writing is proof of this. Hell I'd dare say I've illustrated the death of characters that could rival Tarantino and Jigsaw in gore, but I think going the Kuroni route is my line in the sand.
I know what Kuroni is so I'm just gonna say "what the fuck" again.

I may have a pretty demented mind. Some of my creative writing is proof of this. Hell I'd dare say I've illustrated the death of characters that could rival Tarantino and Jigsaw in gore, but I think going the Kuroni route is my line in the sand.
#500573 to #500565 - jettom (02/07/2013) [-]
You don't fap to Kuroni? Why not? The art is great!
#500607 to #500573 - bonkboy (02/07/2013) [-]
I'd be lying if I said that I hadn't looked at the artstyle, as something to work my own art off of at times. However, I could never fap to that.
#500612 to #500607 - jettom (02/07/2013) [-]
You'll learn to appreciate it in awhile.
User avatar #500520 to #500501 - lickilicky (02/07/2013) [-]
TK x TK clone machine ending
#500471 to #500441 - yusay ONLINE (02/07/2013) [-]
I didn't even really like AB as an anime.
#500465 to #500441 - jettom (02/07/2013) [-]
I'm going to fuck Kanade.
So fucking hard.
Bad end good end neutral end harem end, every fucking end.
I'll make her wear stockings and I'll fuck her in the ass.
I'll make her wear a chasity belt and I'll penetrate it with a sword made out of my own crystallized cum. I'll tie her up and drag my dick up and down her side, stimulating it, before I finish in her armpit, I then make her lie on her other side, unable to move, until my sperm has entered her body through her armpit poures. I'll repeat this process for days until she has 2 big bulbs of sperm in her armpits, I'll then inject a pipe in both bulbs and connect it to her mouth, forcing her to drink multiple days worth of semen - as I fuck her in the ass as she's wearing stockings. I'll savor her virginity, slowly, slowly but surely, I'll work my way down to it. But I'll pass it and go down her legs and then go back up. Her hair first.. oh yes, her new hair cream? My sperm. Every day she'll be forced to wear my sperm as hair gel. Second day? I'll take a minimal amount of sperm on her contact lens. INB4 she doesn't have one, FUCK YOU. Which she is forced to wear. Then I'll replace her tooth paste with my sperm. Slowly but surely.. I'll work myself down. Soon I will have her bathe in my sperm and use my sperm as body lotion. What do you mean I don't have that much sperm? It's a fucking Anime, I've eaten the Sperm Sperm No Mi! then when she has lived like that for 5 months, even drinking my sperm instead of water like it was normal, having crystallized sperm instead of rice in her tofu.. I'll take her virginity. I'll tie her up and force her to pee at 90 degrees, the pee would go up, scatter and shower over her like a fountain, then I'd insert my dick. And take it out, and take it in. Tearing up her sweet, cute virginity. This is truly the game that I have been waiting for. I'll even make clones and force them to goru-rape each other while I fuck Kanade.. oh yes..

Kanade is not prepared!
#500642 to #500465 - elguso (02/07/2013) [-]
i had to stop reading half way through to go out and buy popcorn, it just felt needed
User avatar #500476 to #500465 - thekame (02/07/2013) [-]
I don't think the game will have that as an option.
#500479 to #500476 - jettom (02/07/2013) [-]
Then we'll make it! I'll open the game engine itself and CREATE the possibility. CAPTAINGARLOCK I AM ORDERING YOU TO DRAW FOR ME!
#500486 to #500479 - thekame (02/07/2013) [-]
be sure to release it as a patch.
#500475 to #500472 - jettom (02/07/2013) [-]
KANADE IS MY PROPERTY NOW!
User avatar #500499 to #500475 - lawuser (02/07/2013) [-]
Kanade is gonna get so many fucking mentions tonight
#500616 to #500499 - jettom (02/07/2013) [-]
Rather swell.
User avatar #500621 to #500616 - lawuser (02/07/2013) [-]
Same here only our snow is about only not very thick. Should be gone by tomorrow.
User avatar #577893 to #500621 - jettom (03/27/2013) [-]
Do you remember when we thought Spring would come? Hahahahah
User avatar #577895 to #577893 - lawuser (03/27/2013) [-]
Yeah, well, the sun is actually shining and the snow is melting now.
User avatar #577897 to #577895 - jettom (03/27/2013) [-]
I know - it was a joke.. we might get spring midway through April.
In all seriousness I've already started to drive, so it's spring now for me.
#500624 to #500621 - jettom (02/07/2013) [-]
I'm actually rather surprised myself. It has hardly been a winter this year. Not even a meter snow.
#500628 to #500624 - lawuser (02/07/2013) [-]
Bornholm back in 2010
Not that I live there, still pretty crazy
Also Imma go to bed now so good night
#500631 to #500628 - jettom (02/07/2013) [-]
Reminds me of last winter. We had to dig walkways on the walk paths because of the high amounts of snow.
#500564 to #500499 - jettom (02/07/2013) [-]
Could've been a heavier beverage.
User avatar #500568 to #500564 - lawuser (02/07/2013) [-]
That's true, or just two litres of tequila in one or two hours.
#500570 to #500568 - jettom (02/07/2013) [-]
The thought alone
User avatar #500576 to #500570 - lawuser (02/07/2013) [-]
Isn't that lethal, actually?
#500578 to #500576 - jettom (02/07/2013) [-]
Well yeah, most alcohol is lethal. Hell I'm still surprised I survived New Years
User avatar #500582 to #500578 - lawuser (02/07/2013) [-]
I meant in that amount
#500585 to #500582 - jettom (02/07/2013) [-]
I realised. 2 liters of 40% is certainly lethal, but it's not a high chance of death for doing it.
#500590 to #500585 - lawuser (02/07/2013) [-]
I had a course on alcohol in biology in my first year of high school. Of course I can't remember shit. I remember that we talked about what amounts were lethal and whatnot and how you calculated it.
#500594 to #500590 - jettom (02/07/2013) [-]
I simply judge it based on what I see, as you might guess my education hasn't been the best one, so education on alcohol and the like? Unheard of. But I do know that if my uncle can take 3liters of Jager in 5 minuters without dying then I can take 2 liters of tequila in 2 hours.

Now this on the other hand.. www.youtube.com/watch?v=13bkEASIp5s this is lethal.
#500597 to #500594 - lawuser (02/07/2013) [-]
That video just made me sick. How the fuck is that possible.
User avatar #500603 to #500599 - lawuser (02/07/2013) [-]
Yeah I'm just gonna not watch that video to keep my sanity in tact if anything.
#500606 to #500603 - jettom (02/07/2013) [-]
You're so pure..
#500609 to #500606 - lawuser (02/07/2013) [-]
Or just weak.
User avatar #500613 to #500610 - lawuser (02/07/2013) [-]
So how's the weather in Norway at the moment?
#500505 to #500499 - jettom (02/07/2013) [-]
Poor Kanade.
User avatar #500509 to #500505 - lawuser (02/07/2013) [-]
Have some mercy on him
Kanade never asked for this
#500517 to #500509 - jettom (02/07/2013) [-]
Kanade should suffer like Asuka has to suffer, and how I'll have to suffer when toriko is my main account and Toriko is the shit.
User avatar #500521 to #500517 - lawuser (02/07/2013) [-]
But isn't Kanade a far more popular character than Toriko?
#500530 to #500521 - jettom (02/07/2013) [-]
For now, yes, but more and more "plebians" are jumping on Toriko, including myself. When Naruto ends they will want a replacement, Toriko is the most likely one.
User avatar #500536 to #500530 - lawuser (02/07/2013) [-]
In Japan or the west? Because if the latter then I'd say it's Fairy Tail, no?
#500543 to #500536 - jettom (02/07/2013) [-]
Ah yes, Toriko has already replaced Naruto in Japan. And yeah, Naruto is more likelier, but Toriko will become Bleach.. and if Bleach was named Ichigo I'd feel sorry for the account named Ichigo..   
that will be what I'll have to suffer. But I will endure it and shepherd on my Torikofags.
Ah yes, Toriko has already replaced Naruto in Japan. And yeah, Naruto is more likelier, but Toriko will become Bleach.. and if Bleach was named Ichigo I'd feel sorry for the account named Ichigo..
that will be what I'll have to suffer. But I will endure it and shepherd on my Torikofags.
#500546 to #500543 - lawuser (02/07/2013) [-]
I'll be honest: I didn't understand a word you just said.
I think I need to go to sleep.
#500548 to #500546 - jettom (02/07/2013) [-]
FUCK
I JUST READ IT
I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND IT MYSELF
Tequila is bad.. I can take vodka without problem but fucking tequila......
User avatar #500549 to #500548 - lawuser (02/07/2013) [-]
Good, so it's not me. How lovely.
#500550 to #500549 - jettom (02/07/2013) [-]
And it tastes like fucking catpiss..
never drink tequila, law. It's not worth it.
#500556 to #500550 - lawuser (02/07/2013) [-]
I was at this party with my class once and this one girl kept pressuring me into taking a tequila shot, salt and lemon and everything. I kept refusing and it was pretty funny to me.
But yeah, don't count on me drinking anything but beer and wine for the time being in terms of alcohol. Those are the two beverages I like so far.
#500557 to #500556 - jettom (02/07/2013) [-]
I lost a bet and had to drink 1 liter of Tequila in 1 hour. Ever since I've hated it.
#500559 to #500557 - lawuser (02/07/2013) [-]
I can only imagine the horror.
Never ever.
#500561 to #500559 - jettom (02/07/2013) [-]
Could've been worse.
User avatar #500562 to #500561 - lawuser (02/07/2013) [-]
How so?
#500461 to #500441 - hitagisenjougahara (02/07/2013) [-]
Why the fuck not, we might finally get the back story on all the other characters. It could turn out pretty good, but the translation time is some thing i dont look forward to.
User avatar #500460 to #500441 - jakeandhistoe (02/07/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, I forgot this was a thing until just recently.

I'll read it. Don't really see any reason not too.
#500458 to #500441 - invasor (02/07/2013) [-]
SO I WILL KNOW MORE ABOUT SHIINA!? aguesum
User avatar #500450 to #500441 - thekame (02/07/2013) [-]
any routes except for the yui route are unnecessary. they could have already finished by now ;_;
User avatar #500447 to #500441 - holsety (02/07/2013) [-]
+ 5 years of translationing = 2018
User avatar #500451 to #500447 - mattythebeaver (02/07/2013) [-]
That depends.
Some TLers are really cool guys and translate real long VNs in around a year.
But still.
A year.
User avatar #500537 to #500451 - jakeandhistoe (02/07/2013) [-]
I would assume it'll probably get a rather quick translation, because of the popularity of the series.
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