always wondered. .. Here's my explanation:
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#6 - TwistedFacts (11/06/2013) [-]
Also this.
Also this.
User avatar #9 to #6 - adu (11/06/2013) [-]
You posted this while I was waiting for my gif to load :c
User avatar #53 to #6 - fournum (11/06/2013) [-]
***** , I love you so much right now!
User avatar #36 to #6 - jaximusblack (11/06/2013) [-]
Is that from Milo and Otis?
User avatar #37 to #36 - thomasman (11/06/2013) [-]
yes...I loved that movie as a kid, still do
User avatar #38 to #37 - jaximusblack (11/06/2013) [-]
Goddamnit, I need to go watch that movie again now.
#73 - slenderhead (11/06/2013) [-]
A better question would be why the **** would you call in a airstrike on a yacht?
#81 to #73 - overlordantares (11/07/2013) [-]
A 2000 pound bomb exploding in a field. Imagine that **** exploding on a ship!
#89 to #81 - anon (11/07/2013) [-]
Butt they are getting dynamic maps in Call of Duty: Doges
User avatar #82 to #73 - ChumLeee (11/07/2013) [-]
To kill the people on the yacht.
User avatar #91 to #82 - overlordantares (11/07/2013) [-]
Do you not realize that they drop bombs on a ship? It will do more than kill the people on the ship! It will blow a hole in the damn thing or shred it to pieces!
User avatar #113 to #91 - thejjmax (11/07/2013) [-]
It's a god damn game what do you expect?
#1 - multus (11/06/2013) [-]
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Here's my explanation:




User avatar #105 to #1 - gringodinkle (11/07/2013) [-]
ouch. that hurts.
#107 to #105 - multus (11/07/2013) [-]
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Someone is going to tell me it's way too soon to make this joke. Doesn't hurt as much as a bomb going off in the BM.
User avatar #114 to #1 - afjhahsdsl (11/07/2013) [-]
There's a special place in hell for you.
#115 to #114 - multus (11/07/2013) [-]
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Does it have free heating?
User avatar #117 to #115 - afjhahsdsl (11/07/2013) [-]
Yeah, but your thermostat is stuck at 0 degrees.
User avatar #118 to #117 - multus (11/07/2013) [-]
Zero degrees, you say? I'll run a racketeering operation on those other blokes. I'll be the coldest place in hell. Schehehehehe!
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User avatar #84 to #83 - multus (11/07/2013) [-]
You expect thumbs, don't you Squidward?
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#86 to #85 - multus (11/07/2013) [-]
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Thank you, for the proof that you're a thumbwhore.
#94 to #1 - anon (11/07/2013) [-]
Stop blinking! Just tell me!
User avatar #95 to #94 - multus (11/07/2013) [-]
#46 to #1 - subadanus (11/06/2013) [-]
Who was spoiler?
Who was spoiler?
User avatar #47 to #46 - multus (11/06/2013) [-]
Your Answer:
#48 to #47 - subadanus (11/06/2013) [-]
that some 			*******		 			******		 magic
that some ******* ****** magic
User avatar #60 to #48 - redcookiemonster (11/06/2013) [-]
Well if you look closely you can
User avatar #64 to #60 - newforomador ONLINE (11/06/2013) [-]
Am I doing it right? The Game
User avatar #76 to #64 - exclamation (11/07/2013) [-]
What the ****
User avatar #65 to #64 - redcookiemonster (11/06/2013) [-]
you look here you sour cunt
User avatar #70 to #65 - newforomador ONLINE (11/06/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
#18 to #1 - trill (11/06/2013) [-]
WHERE IS IT
WHERE IS IT
#20 to #18 - multus (11/06/2013) [-]
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Didja.... Check under the sink?
User avatar #22 to #20 - franklinclinton (11/06/2013) [-]
Hahaha that's the second time you've made that joke

Hai
User avatar #25 to #22 - multus (11/06/2013) [-]
It stuck. c:
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User avatar #29 to #27 - theshadowed (11/06/2013) [-]
So they;re hiding in the ship until someone gets enough kills
#40 to #29 - triggathepirate (11/06/2013) [-]
THAT JUST RAISES MORE QUESTIONS!
#39 - fargtwo (11/06/2013) [-]
Drop pods. Duh.
User avatar #50 to #39 - gragasvlad (11/06/2013) [-]
SPACE MARINES!
User avatar #79 to #50 - lostxprophit (11/07/2013) [-]
SPACE WOLVES!!
#11 - mennopauze (11/06/2013) [-]




they're in some kind of cages and come out when they're called in
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AY9POUIRdBM
Have you guys even played the game?
User avatar #56 to #11 - halofire (11/06/2013) [-]
THE GAME?
#78 to #56 - anon (11/07/2013) [-]
Call of Duty: Black Ops II
#51 to #11 - hahns (11/06/2013) [-]
No, I've never played the game.
#41 - othymer (11/06/2013) [-]
It is obvious. They arrived like all doges.
It is obvious. They arrived like all doges.
User avatar #67 - zuflux (11/06/2013) [-]
It's CoD. Realism should be the least of your worries.
User avatar #87 to #67 - kangaroorat (11/07/2013) [-]
You should be worried about who is ******* your mom.
User avatar #88 to #87 - zuflux (11/07/2013) [-]
If I listened to even half of the squeakers saying they're ******* my mom she'd be busy 24/7
User avatar #90 to #88 - kangaroorat (11/07/2013) [-]
Well. Your mother is a whore.
User avatar #93 to #90 - zuflux (11/07/2013) [-]
Even if she was I could care less.
#96 to #93 - anon (11/07/2013) [-]
i would care a lot and could also care less

do you mean couldnt care less?
#110 to #96 - zuflux (11/07/2013) [-]
Correct.
Correct.
#3 - furkfurk (11/06/2013) [-]
Aerial Assault
#102 - GuardianofzeBlind (11/07/2013) [-]
**GuardianofzeBlind rolls 400**   
CRAWL, wut
**GuardianofzeBlind rolls 400**
CRAWL, wut
#92 - darkslide (11/07/2013) [-]
probably like this
User avatar #74 - Varcast (11/06/2013) [-]
Im sure the new realease of Call of Duty: Dogs will explain all of this somewhere
#31 - moscardino (11/06/2013) [-]
If a dog and a dolphin can get along, then why can't our mum and his dad?
#32 to #31 - icametocomment (11/06/2013) [-]
I was just gonna post that
#33 to #32 - moscardino (11/06/2013) [-]
You're too slow!
You're too slow!
#34 to #33 - icametocomment (11/06/2013) [-]
But I get an awesome record player to spin around on
But I get an awesome record player to spin around on
#21 - worlddestroyguy (11/06/2013) [-]
if a dog and a dolphin can get along...
#54 - braggaboom ONLINE (11/06/2013) [-]
oh wow
such swimming
much water
wow
User avatar #63 to #54 - harrisonfordor (11/06/2013) [-]
It's interesting how the color of thumbs to comments like this depend on how it's worded. One day it's red thumbed to **** , the next day it's got like 23 green thumbs. Tis weird.
User avatar #66 to #63 - braggaboom ONLINE (11/06/2013) [-]
I would assume it depends on the person's mood.

Though most would rather see this meme die, I refuse. Some would even argue that its just another forced meme.

Too bad no ***** will be given.
User avatar #68 to #66 - harrisonfordor (11/06/2013) [-]
I think it's also the context, like if it's a reply to someone who's whining like a little bitch over something they really don't need to. At which point it's more of a mockery.
User avatar #71 to #68 - braggaboom ONLINE (11/06/2013) [-]
So different reactions to different situations, I guess.

with varied results for each, from person to person.
User avatar #97 to #71 - mitchr (11/07/2013) [-]
It's also based largely off of luck, too, I think.
Funnyjunk is one capricious asshattery of a site.
By asshattery, I mean we're all assholes and we've all been sniffin' a bit too many toxic vapors and have gone off the deep end.
User avatar #99 to #97 - braggaboom ONLINE (11/07/2013) [-]
You make a good point...
User avatar #100 to #99 - mitchr (11/07/2013) [-]
Unfortunately so.
#104 - crimsonkev (11/07/2013) [-]
COD Logic Thread?
I'll start
User avatar #108 to #104 - activisiontech (11/07/2013) [-]
Lack of bullet drop

Health regeneration

Pistol>Assault Rifle
User avatar #49 - gragasvlad (11/06/2013) [-]
multiple simultaneous deep strikes
User avatar #61 to #59 - gragasvlad (11/06/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNK5-uE5JFg Boreale and Diomedes are Bold Brathas

Glory for the emperor!
User avatar #62 to #61 - gragasvlad (11/06/2013) [-]
also 999.99$ is pretty damn cheap for an album
User avatar #44 - sackit (11/06/2013) [-]
I always wanted an Zombie map of that map.
#7 - adu (11/06/2013) [-]
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