all the time. . Howl Run In Real Life Howl Run While Being Chased In A Nightmare best; Mm Qhs@' III Faddy. .13. m 'it DRUG. .. You run like a black man.. with a purple dildo?
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#15 - colgan (01/14/2014) [-]
User avatar #18 to #15 - ragdollomg (01/14/2014) [-]
holy **** i played way to much GTA SA, i can remember what that whole area next to the car driving tests looks like.

#21 to #18 - wizi (01/14/2014) [-]
bitch, I remember the whole ******* map, that's how much I've played...

speaking of which, I should install it again...
#22 to #21 - ragdollomg (01/14/2014) [-]
i still have it on my old xbox.   
and i have it on steam.   
so i have no reason not to play it.   
   
i need to find a mod that makes it look as good as some of the recent GTA's assuming there is one because while it's an old game i still would like to see someone revamp it.
i still have it on my old xbox.
and i have it on steam.
so i have no reason not to play it.

i need to find a mod that makes it look as good as some of the recent GTA's assuming there is one because while it's an old game i still would like to see someone revamp it.
#5 - jasonseagull (01/14/2014) [-]
I think the qwop picture more accurately depicts how I would run in both situations.
I think the qwop picture more accurately depicts how I would run in both situations.
#7 to #5 - leglesslegolegolas (01/14/2014) [-]
I like mine better
I like mine better
#11 to #7 - eddymolly (01/14/2014) [-]
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#1 - doujinshi (01/14/2014) [-]
.. You run like a black man.. with a purple dildo?
User avatar #20 to #1 - komandantmirkoo ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
nope, like a black man who stole a purple dildo
User avatar #33 to #1 - ningyoaijin (01/14/2014) [-]
I read your comment, scrolled back up, and just said "yep."

User avatar #41 to #1 - harrisonfordor (01/14/2014) [-]
I swear these objects don't show up in the picture until people make these comments...
User avatar #49 to #1 - gayboard (01/14/2014) [-]
Well you would know
#76 to #1 - cacachaud (01/15/2014) [-]
your mom do other thing with purple dildo
your mom do other thing with purple dildo
User avatar #77 to #1 - sylvanio (01/15/2014) [-]
That's a baton, thanks.
#86 to #1 - xolotyl **User deleted account** (01/15/2014) [-]
You don't?
What are you gay?
User avatar #38 to #1 - tehbestever (01/14/2014) [-]
anime pussy
#39 to #38 - doujinshi (01/14/2014) [-]
Where?
Where?
User avatar #2 to #1 - andreweasley (01/14/2014) [-]
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#52 to #1 - goodmourning (01/14/2014) [-]
it's a baton you pleb
#45 to #1 - misticalz ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
It's a baton for shuttle races.
#29 to #1 - fedegon (01/14/2014) [-]
He's gotta get the **** outta there!
From now on, I'm calling dildos as ***** .
#36 - kebabman (01/14/2014) [-]
How I run
User avatar #57 to #36 - moevleboevle (01/14/2014) [-]
I usually double tap it or is holding down **** meanwhile
#13 - bistorodo (01/14/2014) [-]
I still have nightmares like these, including the ones where you are punching someone but they just laugh it off. I feel like a wet noodle versus a fork
#65 to #13 - superintrovert (01/14/2014) [-]
The one where your arm feels like marshmallow trying to stop a train?
User avatar #16 to #13 - kharjo (01/14/2014) [-]
I thought I was weird to be having those dreams! I'm glad to see I'm not the only one
User avatar #55 to #16 - tittentei (01/14/2014) [-]
I think it's called an anxiety dream.
User avatar #72 to #13 - chezburgadominator (01/15/2014) [-]
I thought I was alone. It made me get up and go to the gym the next day.
User avatar #79 to #13 - ipartywithpedobear (01/15/2014) [-]
that's because when you are in REM, you are completely relaxed and become paralyzed, meaning your mind is reacting but the body can't.

This is the same reason you can't scream or run in a dream when you're trying to.

you body is essentially in a coma, and you can't do anything physically, so it doesn't happen in the dream either.

#9 - theannoyingFJguy (01/14/2014) [-]
I wish his legs would qwop-erate
I wish his legs would qwop-erate
User avatar #40 - frutus ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
I can't punch people in my dreams. It just doesn't work.
User avatar #63 to #40 - ltbuttstrong (01/14/2014) [-]
You're incapable of punching in a dream. Throwing works fine though.
User avatar #70 to #40 - arialynx (01/15/2014) [-]
I'm glad I'm not the only one. I've only been able to throw a decent punch in a dream once (knocked that ************ out, too).
User avatar #80 to #40 - ipartywithpedobear (01/15/2014) [-]
It's because your body is paralyzed while you're in REM, this is the same reason why you can't scream or run in a dream.
User avatar #42 to #40 - justmedude (01/14/2014) [-]
Same, it's so annoying.
User avatar #43 to #42 - frutus ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
I remember when I was younger, I dreamt about riding my green bike (representing my favourite football(soccer) team). I had two friends with the same bikes, and we were chased by 3 guys on their red bikes (our rivals). I said " **** it" and went to smack that ****** , but as soon as my hand was within a millimeter of his face, it just stopped and didn't accomplish anything.
#30 - include (01/14/2014) [-]
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#68 to #30 - kaboomz (01/14/2014) [-]
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#51 - paelaer (01/14/2014) [-]
>How I run in nightmares.
>How I run in nightmares.
User avatar #17 - AlexPaincakes (01/14/2014) [-]
I ******* hate whenever I get into a fight in my dreams it's like my arms turn to jello because I try to hard to swing at 'whoever', but due to sleep paralysis I can barely move and end up getting my ass kicked, IN MY OWN DREAM. Like what kind of **** is that?
User avatar #19 to #17 - ImmortalBaconEater (01/14/2014) [-]
Well at least you don't occasionally punch out your girlfriend like me.
#27 to #19 - kmichel (01/14/2014) [-]
I suffer from hypnagogic hallucinations without sleep paralysis, and I'm worried about doing much worse than that to her.
User avatar #24 to #17 - thebrownydestroyer **User deleted account** (01/14/2014) [-]
Damn I used to keep going into sleep paralysis when I was a kid and I can tell you that trying to fight is better than running. Due to me not being able to tell if I was in a dream or not I would often run, lean to the side because of the floppy effect dreams have, and smash my skull on a wall, kncoking myself out.
User avatar #28 to #17 - privatepumpanickel (01/14/2014) [-]
I always have sleep paralysis, especially when i'm stressed in real life.
User avatar #6 - hellomynameisbill (01/14/2014) [-]
I once had a dream about being chased by a slenderman with Downs Syndrome. It had a really pudgy face and was talking in a tardy manner
#71 - triplexrated **User deleted account** (01/15/2014) [-]
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#50 - attackofthejello (01/14/2014) [-]
How I run in real life
I don't
#25 - isradam (01/14/2014) [-]
I run in real life
User avatar #59 to #25 - sarcasticrunner (01/14/2014) [-]
check the username!
#23 - derpanator (01/14/2014) [-]
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User avatar #44 - spartderkakus (01/14/2014) [-]
All my nightmares are of falling.
And I always wake up before I hit the ground.
User avatar #54 to #44 - imalex (01/14/2014) [-]
its a good sign that your body is growing ive heard
User avatar #81 to #44 - ipartywithpedobear (01/15/2014) [-]
from what i've heard, it's because of the fact that your body clentches up bracing for impact, shocking you out of deep sleep, and waking you.

User avatar #46 to #44 - zonryu (01/14/2014) [-]
what did you do to be cursed with that god-forsaken colour?
User avatar #78 to #46 - spartderkakus (01/15/2014) [-]
Create good OC.
User avatar #88 to #78 - xolotyl **User deleted account** (01/15/2014) [-]
Now it's like Halloween
User avatar #32 - namnori (01/14/2014) [-]
Similar for me... I just run in slow motion and like there's really low gravity. It's how I know when I'm dreaming now though so it's all good.
User avatar #31 - trollofhalo (01/14/2014) [-]
Every time I have a nightmare, I seem to conquer it. One dream went like this:
>Searching through dark cellar, the one you'd make in the 1940's with rock walls
>With girlfrend (Shoulda realized it was a dream then)
>Hearing clicks like from Last of Us
>Turn on flashlight and look in corner
>Jeepers Creepers (Not the ones from Minecraft)
>She bolts up the stairs and through open doors
>Try to run up the stairs, get caught by Jeepers and he wraps his wings around me
>Bitch slap the ******
>He hisses at me and I slap him again
>He releases me and I fly away, bringing girlfriend
>Wake up
User avatar #35 to #31 - zzforrest (01/14/2014) [-]
If you conquer it, it's not really a nightmare.
User avatar #37 to #35 - trollofhalo (01/14/2014) [-]
It was scary as **** at first, I'm pretty sure that would cause some trauma. You don't just see Jeepers Creepers and exactly not **** your bed.
User avatar #53 - theincrediblemrk (01/14/2014) [-]
All of my nightmares are of my friends turning on me and killing me and, rarely, me killing them.
#26 - doctorprofessornv (01/14/2014) [-]
I had a dream where I was a superhero who could turn into dinosaurs, and I spent 15 minutes flying frantically through the forest to escape some ridiculous looking, two-legged alien thing. Eventually I realized 'wait what the **** and I doing' and bitch slapped it into next week. Dream logic is weird sometimes.

-mfw realization
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