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User avatar #87638 - adrilazzaro ONLINE (07/30/2013) [-]
So i havent been in a real fist fight since i was 8 (i moved to america) and while i have been keeping myself in shape doing quite a few contact sports i'm scared if i do come across a full out fist fight i'll punch someone in the cheek-bone and dislocate all my fucking knuckles. Any advice when in a fist fight? like where should i aim ect. btw i'm 15 if that changes anything
User avatar #87670 to #87638 - thedudeistheman (07/30/2013) [-]
A lot of what's been suggested could cause severe and/or permanent damage, so maybe try not causing permanent trauma to somebody.
User avatar #87655 to #87638 - awesomerninjathing (07/30/2013) [-]
A punch in the stomach will make them kneel like the other guy said, you can grab their arm from there and twist it to their back like you're going to break his arm but just do it for pain, and kick him down to his knees.
User avatar #87640 to #87638 - roliga (07/30/2013) [-]
Of if your knuckles are made of paper and break that easily just go for soft spots that will fuckthem up. I used to get bullied a lot as a kid so my brother taught me how to fight and one basic combo that pretty much scared everyone from bullying me ever again
Do this all in one swift motion so they don't have much time to react
Grab them at the neck just under the chin and push up so their neck is exposed
Punch them in the neck (right in the adam's apple)
Both of their hands will probably be over their neck right now trying cover it
Punch them in the guy right below their chest cavity
They're probably now kneeling over in pain
Knee them in the face and break their nose
Get suspended for 3 weeks because your brother forgot to tell you to only do this if they hit you first and not in the middle of 2nd period math
User avatar #87641 to #87640 - roliga (07/30/2013) [-]
gut*
User avatar #87639 to #87638 - roliga (07/30/2013) [-]
Twist your wrist when you're about to make contact, try not to flail your arms like a little girl, and don't try and hit their cheek bone, it's going to hurt just as much if you chin check them. Especially if they're a glass jaw kind of person.
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