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#7208 - theelderscrolls (06/26/2012) [-]
So i got grounded for breaking vacuum cleaner  and was told not to play Xbox. Parents go away for 4 days. Of cores i get online. Scumbag step brother takes a picture of me online. imgoingtofuckingkillyouwithmyfuckingpenis.jpg. Sends Pic to my MOTHER AT 3 A.M.. parents come home and yell at me for  a good hour. Before this incident he was grounded for terrible grades and was told not to play xbox or get on computer. i saw him playing MW2 and on funnyjunk. didn't say a fucking word. How the fuck can i get back at my step brother without him realizing it was me. He works at KFC a shit load and inst home a lot. He Plays Xbox And Has A FB account and i have a cell number and acess to the fuckers room.
So i got grounded for breaking vacuum cleaner and was told not to play Xbox. Parents go away for 4 days. Of cores i get online. Scumbag step brother takes a picture of me online. imgoingtofuckingkillyouwithmyfuckingpenis.jpg. Sends Pic to my MOTHER AT 3 A.M.. parents come home and yell at me for a good hour. Before this incident he was grounded for terrible grades and was told not to play xbox or get on computer. i saw him playing MW2 and on funnyjunk. didn't say a fucking word. How the fuck can i get back at my step brother without him realizing it was me. He works at KFC a shit load and inst home a lot. He Plays Xbox And Has A FB account and i have a cell number and acess to the fuckers room.
User avatar #7328 to #7208 - sspacecore (06/26/2012) [-]
Give me number and location of the KFC
User avatar #7329 to #7328 - sspacecore (06/26/2012) [-]
and facebook, just PM me
#7243 to #7208 - anonymous (06/26/2012) [-]
you could stop doing bad shit so he doesnt have to report you to parents. i know people like you. its all about what you want RIGHT NOW. you have zero self control and you cant even go a few days without your xbox and do something that matters. you are someone who will have a gambling addiction when you are a adult. i pity anyone who lives in a house with a lazy, shitfaced, blame everyone else for stuff you could of prevented in the first place by building a little trust, asshole
#7249 to #7243 - anonymous (06/26/2012) [-]
User avatar #7247 to #7243 - theelderscrolls (06/26/2012) [-]
i broke a vacuum cleaner by accident. i felt my punishment was unjust. its funny how you can automatically judge a person you have never seen or met at 3 in the morning over a computer screen. and i do not blame others for the actions that i take. i admit i should not have played but really you are going to tell my mother at 2 am in the morning. the least you could do is tell me straight up to get off. btw dont tell me to do something productive when you are on the internet at 3 A.M, i work out, hang out with friends and right now im reading Gadsby.
#7265 to #7247 - anonymous (06/26/2012) [-]
i said productive. working out hanging out and reading are all preparation activities.

unjust or not if you would of showed you could be trusted your parents would of taken it easy on you. im guessing you accidently broke it but your parents didnt believe you so they punished you. and since you the kind of guy who sneak to play xbox im assuming youve done other things to not have their trust in the first place
User avatar #7269 to #7265 - theelderscrolls (06/26/2012) [-]
and btw what do you want a 15 year old doing in the summer that is productive
#7274 to #7269 - anonymous (06/26/2012) [-]
anything that gives you a good story to tell when school starts up or at parties
User avatar #7275 to #7274 - theelderscrolls (06/26/2012) [-]
Well once i broke a 400$ vacuum. how the fuck does that sound?
User avatar #7267 to #7265 - theelderscrolls (06/26/2012) [-]
they knew it was an accident its just the fact that it was a 400$ Dyson that we had for 5 days
#7210 to #7208 - anonymous (06/26/2012) [-]
prank call KFC with his phone, they'll recognize the number. then again, im just a motherfucker anon so herp derp what good am i
User avatar #7212 to #7210 - theelderscrolls (06/26/2012) [-]
nah. cant ever get to his phone.
User avatar #7213 to #7212 - xenxio (06/26/2012) [-]
Do you all share one computer or all separate?
User avatar #7217 to #7213 - theelderscrolls (06/26/2012) [-]
he has an ipod though
User avatar #7214 to #7213 - theelderscrolls (06/26/2012) [-]
share. but i have a laptop.
User avatar #7218 to #7214 - xenxio (06/26/2012) [-]
I know of a program i used to bust one of my cheating girlfriends. it basically remembers all keys typed (including passwords) you could take control of his Facebook probably. then again, since he has terrible grades he'll just leave it open. another thing you could do i suppose is change his xbox bio insulting himself, because cmon, how often to we check our OWN profiles on xbox?
User avatar #7222 to #7218 - theelderscrolls (06/26/2012) [-]
he is a geinus but never turns in any of his work. so... more of this program. does it work if his i pod is password protected?
User avatar #7225 to #7222 - xenxio (06/26/2012) [-]
basically, trick him into using YOUR laptop somehow while you have the program install. hide his charger or something and be all like "here bro, you can use mine." dumbass checks his facebook and types his password. boom, you're in
User avatar #7228 to #7225 - theelderscrolls (06/26/2012) [-]
sounds sketchy because we have a family computer and he has 4 iPod chargers. and this thing that you plug into the wall charge it then you can plug it into your i pod. i dont know if you can hide that many chargers without him noticing. he has ocd and puts EVERYTHING the way he needs it. his room, everything straight and organized.
User avatar #7230 to #7228 - xenxio (06/26/2012) [-]
alright FINE! Post his gamertag, I'll take care of it if i ever see him. im sure some other funnyjunkers may have fun trolling him as well
User avatar #7234 to #7230 - theelderscrolls (06/26/2012) [-]
what do you plan on doing?
User avatar #7233 to #7230 - theelderscrolls (06/26/2012) [-]
De4thLeprichaun
User avatar #7235 to #7233 - xenxio (06/26/2012) [-]
depends....what do you WANT me to do
User avatar #7237 to #7235 - theelderscrolls (06/26/2012) [-]
depends. what do you play?
User avatar #7239 to #7237 - xenxio (06/26/2012) [-]
doesnt matter what i play. simple private chat invite does the work. act like im all buddy bud with him, then roast him when he least expects it. oh and dirt of his past helps....it would really fuck up his head figuring out who i am
User avatar #7241 to #7240 - xenxio (06/26/2012) [-]
3 in the morning now so dont expect me to do anything right away
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