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#69227 - girrafalopegis
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(04/29/2013) [-]
Im doing a project that basically is a paper, talking about my life accomplishments, but they are all farfetched, and are meant to be ridiculous. Some examples are, "I once caught Santa on Christmas. I do not procrastinate. When I’m bored, I go outside and mount saddles on the largest of grizzly bears. I know every location of every item in Costco. I am an expert in the sport extreme ironing. I watched Marley and Me, and didn’t cry. When visiting red carpet movie premieres, celebrities ask me for my autograph. " If you guys can help me think of more ideas, I'd really appreciate it, because I'm running out of fuel.
#69249 to #69227 - nightmaren
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(04/29/2013) [-]
- My parents were named after me
- I can walk sideways backwards
- I can speak braille
#69251 to #69249 - girrafalopegis
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(04/29/2013) [-]
Thanks!
#69239 to #69227 - Metallicock
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(04/29/2013) [-]
-The IRS owes me money
-I have Bill Gates personally do my computer maintenance
-I didn't cry when I was born
-I've been to a 54 states (if you live in the U.S.)
-I invented the question mark

#69286 to #69239 - jessieqwertyu
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(04/29/2013) [-]
Plot Twist
- The doctor cried when I was born
#69240 to #69239 - girrafalopegis
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(04/29/2013) [-]
These made me laugh. Thanks a bunch man, thats exactly what I'm looking for.
#69242 to #69240 - Metallicock
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(04/29/2013) [-]
Do you want me to post more as I think of them?
#69243 to #69242 - girrafalopegis
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(04/29/2013) [-]
I'd greatly appreciate that.
#69246 to #69243 - Metallicock
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(04/29/2013) [-]
-I invited the internet
-I bought a million happy meals
-I own land on the moon
-I've been to Atlantis
-I taught Hendrix to how to play guitar
-I'm a professional gorilla wrestler

Heres some bonus ones from the Dos Equis guy (most interesting man in the world)
-My shirts never get wrinkles
-The police often question me because they find me interesting
-I always tip 100%
-I'm allowed to touch the art in museums
#69247 to #69246 - girrafalopegis
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(04/29/2013) [-]
Thank you so much. With this, my paper is complete.
#69248 to #69247 - Metallicock
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(04/29/2013) [-]
no problem