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User avatar #43175 - foaly (12/15/2012) [-]
So i'm talking to the girl i like and i'm really nervous, what should i do?
User avatar #43192 to #43175 - imnotkickthecat (12/15/2012) [-]
give he the d
User avatar #43176 to #43175 - dubslao (12/15/2012) [-]
Who needs talking when you can win over her in seconds?
First, approach her slowly. Make sure she is alone and not with any friends, this occasion is special. Stand in front of her and give her your best, brightest smile without being too creepy.
Then stare her straight in the eyes, take her by the hands and slowly start caressing them.
There's a special 8 letter phrase that is the key to this whole thing.
Slowly put your hand on her hip and move in closer.
You're not going to kiss her, but move your head close to yours, and in a soft whisper, say,
"I can lift"

No, but, seriously, just imagine she was just another friend.
User avatar #43182 to #43176 - loveyameanish (12/15/2012) [-]
My sides.
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