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User avatar #29228 - duggiefresh (09/26/2012) [-]
Im gonna have sex for the first time tonight and im nervous as all hell. Girl sent me pics today sayin she wants my d and wants to meet up tonight. Its either gonna happen in my car (laugh all you want) or her house if her roommate isnt home. Wat do i say wen i first meet up with her? How do i make small talk? What if i only last 8 second? What do i do when im done?? Extremly nervous and need help!!
User avatar #29295 to #29228 - slantedvanity (09/27/2012) [-]
Bring some extra condoms.
User avatar #29229 to #29228 - roflstorm (09/26/2012) [-]
be a suave motherfucker.
but be a controlled suave motherfucker.
be confident in yourself. You're achieving what many people wish to happen, get laid.
use a condom and have at thee.
as for the "lasting 8 seconds part", calm yourself down and hope for the best
good luck, bud
User avatar #29230 to #29229 - duggiefresh (09/26/2012) [-]
thanks alot. im gonna jerk it like twice before we meet up so hopefully that helps. im just extremely nervous right now
User avatar #29231 to #29230 - roflstorm (09/26/2012) [-]
CALM DOWN MAN!
deeeeeep breathes
User avatar #29232 to #29231 - duggiefresh (09/26/2012) [-]
im tryin. ive already had the runs twice today cuz of it. i think i might go for a walk
User avatar #29233 to #29232 - roflstorm (09/26/2012) [-]
do that. and be calm as fuck.
User avatar #29234 to #29233 - duggiefresh (09/26/2012) [-]
wen i see her i can act calm but my stomachs gonna be a fucking wreck like it has been the past 2 hours
User avatar #29236 to #29234 - foaly (09/26/2012) [-]
Be calm, stay in the moment and don't try anything funny.
User avatar #29237 to #29236 - duggiefresh (09/26/2012) [-]
thing is i dont know what to try really. dont know what to talk about or go about things. or wat to do wen im done
User avatar #29241 to #29237 - foaly (09/26/2012) [-]
When she asks you questions, try to be truthful
Talk about the little things such as how is she and whatnot.
Compliment her.
Bring some mints.
Bring at least 2 types of condoms ( for you and for her).
Take a bath-fucking power wash that shit.
Drink lots of water.
User avatar #29235 to #29234 - roflstorm (09/26/2012) [-]
drink some peptobismal and a couple advil.
should hold off the shits for a couple hours
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