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User avatar #28587 - fortunedaze (09/23/2012) [-]
GIRL PROBLEM:
I need a good strapless bra/ sticky boob thing for my homecoming dress but I also need good lift cause my dress is really low cut & I have no boobs...Any suggestions?
User avatar #28641 to #28587 - lastofthedovakhiin (09/24/2012) [-]
Don't wear a strapless dress if you have little/no boobs. Most guys find it a turnoff. Wearing a dress that presents boobs has to have boobs in it to look good. If I may suggest wear something that makes your face or smile stand out/
User avatar #28646 to #28641 - fortunedaze (09/24/2012) [-]
Or I could just wear the strapless, titty flaunting dress that I already bought because I look awesome as fuck in it.
User avatar #28629 to #28587 - mllerayael (09/23/2012) [-]
if not this is why wonderbra was invented they sell ones that basically stick to you so they dont need straps if not just wear a bolero and get a sexy bra (looks a hell of alot better if your planning on getting lucky :)
User avatar #28638 to #28629 - fortunedaze (09/24/2012) [-]
Where might I find a sticky wonderbra?
User avatar #28645 to #28638 - mllerayael (09/24/2012) [-]
depends what country you are in if you are in the UK i would say debenams or at a stretch la senza/ann summers and sorry but i dont know shops in america.
basically any (i guess highend) bra shop should have whatever you are looking for
User avatar #28606 to #28587 - loveyameanish (09/23/2012) [-]
Get those things that look like chicken fillets. You pretty much just slap 'em on your tits and then when there's a dress over them it perks 'em up and what not. If you go to an undies store they'll know what you're talking about. Or you could get a see-through strapped bra so it'd be supportive but invisible.
User avatar #28607 to #28606 - fortunedaze (09/23/2012) [-]
I looked for those today and I couldn't find any in my size. Literally all of the ones I found were D+
But anyways, have you used them before? Im really worried about everything staying in place.
User avatar #28612 to #28607 - loveyameanish (09/23/2012) [-]
I have DD boobs so I usually just go braless if the dress is tight enough to support them and thick enough so it's not nipples o'clock :P

A friend of mine is only a small B and has used the chicken fillet type things before. Made her boobs very motorboat-able. (I'm not a lesbian by the way, just most of my friends are guys so I tend to talk like one :P)
User avatar #28618 to #28612 - fortunedaze (09/23/2012) [-]
Ahhh, well I'll give 'em a shot. Thanks (:
User avatar #28589 to #28587 - essaressa (09/23/2012) [-]
get some with good underwire and maybe more foam...?
User avatar #28591 to #28589 - fortunedaze (09/23/2012) [-]
I guess I should've specified more; I can't wear a bra with a strap that goes around my back cause my dress sits too low so if I did get an actual bra it'd have to be one with the clear sticky sides
User avatar #28596 to #28591 - essaressa (09/23/2012) [-]
hey, just put those weird silicone things over your nipples and don't wear a bra. Maybe you're one of those women whose hot with small boobs.

Also, it would be nicer if we had a reference for your dress.
User avatar #28600 to #28596 - fortunedaze (09/23/2012) [-]
I just have this really big fear of my dress falling so I want more coverage than nipple tape

Also, here's the dress. [url deleted]
User avatar #28604 to #28600 - essaressa (09/23/2012) [-]
Oh, that's easy. Double-sided tape to keep your dress from showing parts you don't want to be seen. At least, that's how I do it. The nipple thing just hides nipple-ing so it doesn't look too gross and unclassy.

Low cut dresses on small-boobed women can really look elegant.
User avatar #28608 to #28604 - fortunedaze (09/23/2012) [-]
Why did I not think about using tape.....chicken cutlets and tape it is.
Thanks for the help :)
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User avatar #28603 to #28601 - fortunedaze (09/23/2012) [-]
Why cant I post the linkkkkkkkkk
User avatar #28588 to #28587 - Jackimole (09/23/2012) [-]
Start a fire at the dance. No one will notice your small boobs as they try to escape.
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