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User avatar #28058 - lastofthedovakhiin (09/21/2012) [-]
I need a good way to ask the love of my life to the homecoming dance. But i've got to do it tomorrow, well today counting literal time. Please help, i'm out of ideas and this my last year to have a homecoming dance.
User avatar #28124 to #28058 - Riukanojutsu (09/21/2012) [-]
OK GET THIS

This is the kind of thing that you must not think about before doing. Ignore the thougts, if you ever feel like you can do it. DO EET, if shes talking to people ask to talk to her in private and ask her. If you ever lack courage, ask a friend to follow you. When you spot an opportunity as him to talk about w/r thing you have in common and listen to him. In the middle of one of his sentences, go for it.

Thats all i got. Im very impulsive and this helps me a lot

overthinking is yuor enemy
User avatar #28064 to #28058 - humpaba (09/21/2012) [-]
Just be direct bud. Go for something along the lines of "Hey I'd like to take you to the homecoming dance. What do you say?"

Don't go with any of that "maybe if you want to" or "if you like" or any of that beating around the bush bullshit. It makes you look hesitant and indecisive. Needless to say, girls don't dig that.
User avatar #28065 to #28064 - lastofthedovakhiin (09/21/2012) [-]
I was thinking of walking in walking in the cafeteria at lunch dressed in a fancy tux. Fake but fancy realistic mustache and a cane. Then I hand her the homecoming ticket and say, "Well it looks like it's your lucky day."
User avatar #28068 to #28065 - ratboii (09/21/2012) [-]
say are you a horse?
(No)

Then can I ride you anyway?
User avatar #28074 to #28068 - lastofthedovakhiin (09/21/2012) [-]
I just realized I said walking in twice. Sorry about that.
User avatar #28072 to #28068 - lastofthedovakhiin (09/21/2012) [-]
I don't get it sadly.
User avatar #28087 to #28072 - ratboii (09/21/2012) [-]
Can we have sex
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